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Farrah Abraham Has Finally Gone Through the Back Door and Slapped the Bare Bottom of Desperation's Creepy Undercarriage
3 days ago

She is a very attractive young woman, but she needs to slow down, and stop with the gold digging routine. All she has to do is place herself in places where career minded men are. Here is my advice: You simply attend the country clubs, restaurants, bars, gyms and other social gathering places where these men circulate, and you will find plenty of single men. Become a regular there, so they will have time to get to know you as a friend and a friendly face. In Silicon Valley, for instance, there are many wealthy young men whom work in computer tech that can't find a wife, because these men are nerds and don't know how to approach a woman, so they wait for women to approach them. As well, I would suggest that Farrah might contact some app developers via a rep...and ask them to create an app to help push her brand, similar to the successful app that Kim K has. This will help her to meet the kinds of men that I have talked about, computer geeks whom are looking for wives. A pro sports player may sleep with you, but he will not marry an ex porn star.

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Let's Just Hope He Has the Good Sense to Stay Away
360 days ago

No true Dan, Miley just did a TV special that flopped. That is proof of her lack of popularity. She is all hype, but no bite. All of the press she has gotten is entirely bought and manufactured via publicists using her Hanna Montana money as a war chest to do it.

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Camel Toe, I Dub Thee "Camel Khlo"
415 days ago

That is very, very lite camel toe, at best!

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That's It, Courtney Stodden Is The Cutest Human That Ever Was
418 days ago

I'm just happy that she isn't doing porn or something stupid like that. I wish her the very best, and I hope that her show is a big hit!

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett: DO BETTER
422 days ago

Worse still, they have a record for doing this, beyond this particular matter, and maybe it was Willow's open love letter to this young man in this story...but, that said, do you all remember the music video that Willow did, which her apparently morally corrupt parents approved of, featuring a summer love theme with a male well over 18--getting it on with Willow??? I believe he was between approximately 21 an 24 years old???

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Kylie Jenner Needs A Break, Bless Her Heart
469 days ago

Kylie, you, if you take your career seriously, can be known as someone with talent. Work hard in the arts, if that is what you want. Become known for being great and talented at something like acting or singing--and not just someone whom is famous and a reality star, simply because a person in your life made a porn tape.

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Here's Why Khloe Is The Best Kardashian (Hint: Camel Toe)
471 days ago

She is attractive, but the truth is,s he shouldn't be publicly discussing her camel toe...or vagina. Her father wouldn't want that, and no one in the public should know your intimate business. I find it sexy, but that is for your man to know, not every man, or every woman.

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Here's Why Khloe Is The Best Kardashian (Hint: Camel Toe)
471 days ago

Actually, she is the villain of this tale!!! Men love seeing camel toe. She is ruining everything!!! Dear Khloe, please get rid of the spandex.

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Shailene Woodley Does Just The Loveliest Thing for Her Vagina!
473 days ago

I'll do it right! Whatever makes her happy.

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Shailene Woodley Does Just The Loveliest Thing for Her Vagina!
473 days ago

I'll give her some Vitamin D, the other kind, if you know what I mean?

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Courtney Stodden Is Going to Blow You Away for All The Right Reasons
473 days ago

PS: BTW, if her marriage had never happened, she would already be a major star by now. Let's hope that happens for her in the near future--that being a very successful career reset. I think perhaps a reality show about her life and career hopes, post marriage, might be the key to greatly helping that along. This subject would be worthy of a reality show, and interesting, unlike Lindsey Lohan's Oprah produced reality show--as Courtney has a serious chance to turn things around in her life. FYI: The verbal attacks against miss Stodden in the past, post marriage, have been deeply unfair. Maybe during the marriage...they were somewhat invited, but I think they have gotten cruel, and are obviously undeserved. I mean, who could assail her on her looks??? She looks amazing!!! I say this to advise her--raise your head up to the sky, and renew your confidence. Don't give up, believe in yourself, and make your hopes and dreams come true!!!

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Courtney Stodden Is Going to Blow You Away for All The Right Reasons
473 days ago

I would sign her if I was running a record label--but then again, I have always known that she is talented. I think her unfortunate marriage hurt her career opportunities, but regardless, now that it's over (the marriage), I see no reason why a record exec at a major label would not sign her. She is a very beautiful girl--and the right age.

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Chris Brown Is Going to Ruin Ariana Grande, Too!
474 days ago

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahahah---aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh-hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

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Love It or Leave It: Courtney Stodden's Casual Hotness
530 days ago

She looks beautiful!!!

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Quotables: Courtney Stodden Grew Some Principles Along With Her New Boobs
707 days ago

I'm glad that she said no! The porn industry is just preying on people with drug addictions, mental problems and money flow issues.