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Whorrified.ca
Name Whorrified.ca
Location Toronto, Canada
Joined 692 days ago
About Me Toronto Gossip Blogger
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As Long as It's Anyone But Kim K Trying to Break the Stupid Internet, We're on Board
10 hours ago

She's FAR beyond nasty in my estimation - that gigantic stool launcher attached to her back is repulsive. She looks like she could absolutely obliterate any and every toilet in her path! I bet she alone keeps "Charmin" brand toilet paper a thriving business.

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As Long as It's Anyone But Kim K Trying to Break the Stupid Internet, We're on Board
10 hours ago

This is absolutely repellent. I could smell that gigantic, putrid, butt of hers right through my computer screen and now there's an unfortunate pile of vomit on my keyboard...disgusting!!! This massive pile of plastic exists as the personification of a hot, wet fart that lingers terribly long. Utterly vile.

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'Shahs of Sunset' Mercedes Javid Pulls a Kim K ... Even Better Than Kim K
10 hours ago

oh my goodness that was repellent!!! i could smell that gigantic butt right through my computer and now the keyboard is wearing my vomit! this giant woman is the personification of a hot, wet fart that lingers way too long. utterly disgusting!

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Quotables: Tacky is as Tacky Does, Y'All
344 days ago

Oh my goodness! Is English your first language? If it is, may I suggest that you employ someone to teach you how to spell and how to use proper English grammar? Your comment is practically incomprehensible!

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Today in Idiocy: Farrah Abraham Learned A New Word!
827 days ago

huh. here's another word that she's clearly not familiar with. "integrity". how about a few others, yeah? "intelligence", "humility", "decency", "pleasant", "generous". probably, "wash" and "disease-free" as well. oh the list goes on and on. you can hardly expect someone with camel DNA to understand the complexities of our language.

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... You Sure About This, Jennifer Lopez?
828 days ago

oh, you're a doctor right? a RICH doctor (so you claim) who in his spare time reads gossip sites and advertises for romance dating sites? huh. sounds odd to me. well anyhow, I've got a giant mole on my ass; maybe I could send you a few pictures of it and you could perhaps mail me back with your diagnosis? sound good?

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Courtney Stodden's Fashion Stylings are as Classy as Courtney Stodden
850 days ago

whoa! what's a "London bridge"? she's definitely bangable but I have to say that her tits have been....poorly crafted shall we say? they look painful. it's the same for me as seeing a woman with a pierced belly-button. I don't like it because it seems like it'd hurt. that said, i'd plunge her corn wagon so vigorously, her poop would start spraying out of her, (deformed) nipples!

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Farrah Abraham is Forever Dumb
854 days ago

when this degenerate, human septic tank dies the world will immediately become an ever-so-slightly better place for humanity. I will greet the news of her death with relief.

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So How Disappointing Was Miley's "SNL" Appearance?
859 days ago

she easily takes the cake for "woman with the ugliest mouth/teeth I've ever seen in all my days"

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Miley Cyrus' SNL Appearance is Going to Be Worse Than the VMAs
860 days ago

ha! I totally hear you! well said and unfortunately spot on. sad and maddening but true.

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Miley Cyrus' SNL Appearance is Going to Be Worse Than the VMAs
860 days ago

huh. I don't believe that this smelly little half wit has ever even heard of the word "dignity" let alone behave as if she ever had any. that said, i'm expecting her to get on stage, drop her panties and pinch off a steaming and no doubt putrid brown log on stage while her equally unpleasantly fragranced tongue hangs out of her mouth. whenever I see this half-wit, i'm reminded that the music industry seems solely concerned with an entertainer's (never will I consider these pop nitwits as legitimate "artists") image or shtick or gimmick as opposed to musical or instrumental talent. remember frank zappa? miles davis? jerry Garcia? sonny rollins? jimi Hendrix? jimmy page? if you're 18 then unfortunately the answer is "nope". the music industry has succeeded in turning young people into brain-dead twerps who lack perspicacity and even basic thinking

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Stop It, Lady Gaga. Just Stop.
886 days ago

what was so "weird" about that? seems pretty tame to me and hardly bizarre in any sense of the word - i'm no fan but clearly you've got something against her. and while I utterly HATE this new pop music, I prefer lady gaga to katy perry or chris brown or Rihanna or bieber etc. at least she knows how to play a musical instrument.

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EXCLUSIVE: Sydney Leathers Hilariousy Auditions Weiners for New Sex Tape
904 days ago

she's not very attractive. I can't see why anyone would pay to look at an average looking, pudgy, INTENSELY STUPID nitwit with perhaps THE most aggravating voice I've ever heard in all my days.

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EXCLUSIVE: Sydney Leathers Hilariousy Auditions Weiners for New Sex Tape
904 days ago

dude!! do you really find her hot enough to want a whiff of her corn blower? i think she's hilarious unattractive - and god almighty there's no one who'd think her bod is that hot- she's pudgy. i'm not suggesting her turd tunnel and stink sandwich smells as awful as say, kim kardashian's or nicki minaj's with their monstrous log cutters, but nonetheless, I think you'd be in for a sour, unpleasant fragrance if you were to put nostril to the cloth that covers her sh$t silo.

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Jaden Smith Just Can't Be Real With This Ish, Right?
986 days ago

i'd like to punch this arrogant little twit into oblivion and never hear about him ever again. that really, "hard" pose he does (exactly like bieber's) with the furrowed brow and the squinty eyes - it makes my blood boil.