It's not the skirt, it's your fame. Starfuckers and gold diggers will always be lining up to fuck you, Miley.
...the "baby" can't choose anything, it's not even a baby, it's a fetus, and it can't comprehend the difference between having and not having life, let alone the concept of home.
The really fucked up thing is that I'm actually pro-life, but I can't stand the ignorance and moronic shit that comes spewing forth from my peers.
This, yes, perfect.
Wow, she can do something that every stripper in America can do, wow.
You actually do have to have a license to get married.
...our government was forcibly sterilizing people recently? Really?
Emily, you are the best person ever.
She's a writer? Really? Because "I bandied a variety of responses, from" followed by one example is some piss-poor writing. And be as bitchy as you want about GP, but shut the fuck up about her kids, you know?
I adore Tom Hiddleston AND Christina Hendricks' breasts, so this was a win all around.
She's one of those rare people that you can look at and see the way she looks now and also the way she'll look when she's eighty-five.
She looks like the lady that had all the plastic surgery so she'd look like a cat.
I actually almost threw up when I saw them all eat that fucking spaghetti "sauce", ugh.
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial, Amanda, remember.
Oh holy fuck they actually named it North West.
No, she "just got them done".
Actually, general consensus is that that Spider-Man trilogy sucked. The acting was horrible overall. And the new version isn't necessarily a reboot, it's based on a different branch of the comics. Andrew Garfield did a much better job than Tobey Macguire could have ever dreamed of.
Five bucks says they name her Bluer Ivy.
Huh. What a cunt.
That video wasn't even remotely fap-worthy. Ugh.
Someone married that rapist? WHY.
I do love it when people call this fake. People said Beyonce's was fake because she'd go from looking eight months pregnant to a completely flat stomach to looking six months pregnant in, like, one day. Kim here, on the other hand, has got some nasty swelling in her ankles and feet, and she looks completely miserable. Not fake, y'all.
I mean, come on, who hasn't been slapped in the vagina by a cop?