"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."
--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way.
Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit.
On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise?
In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.
Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway?
This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly.
Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy.
We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce!
"I love her more than the normal amount. I try really hard not to like ... get creepy. I just really like channel it into a joyous admiration and appreciation."
--Taylor Swift on idolizing Beyonce, and really ... does it have to be customary that actors, actresses, and/or musicians on their way to superstardom should have to bow down and kiss Beyonce's ass to get into the club? Is that the final initiation or something? Because frankly, Bey's no master gatekeeper if we're talking in terms of unquestionable talent.
Taylor's been doing so, so well on her own lately, and doesn't need to rely on Beyonce's fame to catapult her higher. She's already crossed all sorts of boundaries and transitioned nicely into what she's doing these days, but coming across as subservient to the "Queen" is doing her -- and us -- no favors at all.
Keep moving, Taylor -- nothing to see there (except the "Single Ladies" dance. There is that).
We don't often agree with some of the conservative politicians that we discuss here (like Sarah Palin ... and though they're not politicians, the Duggars), but Mike Huckabee's new book, taking about things ranging from Beyonce to the White House kind of has a few good ideas ... namely how Bey's selling herself short by overshadowing her music with overt, unnecessary sexuality, and the impact it's making on young women.
Here're a few choice excerpts that are pretty spot-on:
"Beyonce is incredibly talented – gifted, in fact. She has an exceptional set of pipes and can actually sing. She is a terrific dancer – without the explicit moves best left for the privacy of her bedroom."
"Jay Z is a very shrewd businessman ... but I wonder: does it occur to him that he is arguably crossing the line from husband to pimp by exploiting his wife as a sex object? ... She must know that millions of young girls look up to her as a role model to emulate. And she even has a daughter herself now. So why has she done this?"
"With the first lady so concerned about making sure her daughters' bellies don't ingest unhealthy food, how can she let their brains ingest obnoxious and toxic mental poison in the form of song lyrics? If lived out, those lyrics would be far more devastating to someone's health than a cupcake."
So the bit about the pimp and the prostitute is out of line ... it's unnecessary to insult someone to that degree to make your point -- but the point still stands.
And the part about the lyrics of certain popular songs being more detrimental than a few cakes? We've been saying the same damn thing for a while now.
Spot on, Huckabee. Consider us baffled.
What happens when you kick a dead hive of bees? Nothing -- and that's what compares to J Hud's cover of Beyonce's "Listen," which is at the end of the clip.
Beyonce's apparently got it in her to be soft and sweet and truly empowering -- not the faux feminism Bossy Lady that we all know her to exhibit normally -- and she's gone and proven it in a leaked song that's alleged to be about her mother, Tina Knowles.
Check out the moving lyrics:
"You used to dress and fix your hair
You’d always smile through your tears
In the mirror you would stare and say a prayer
Like, “I wish he said I’m beautiful
I wish it didn’t hurt at all
I don’t know how I got here
I was once the one who had his heart”
Until you had enough and then you took that ring off
You took that ring off
So tired of the lies and trying, fight and crying
You took that ring off
Now the fun begins
Dust yourself off and you’ll love again
You found a new man
Now you’re shiny, fine, like “It’s my time"
Sweet, right? You can listen to the leaked song here, and if we're being honest (and we always are), it's a fine, fine departure from "Partition" ... but then really anything would be.
Looks like Kim Kardashian and her familial ilk have some competition in the rear ... and it's by Queen Bey's virtue that it's happening. Who's got the better butt? Well ... though we're generally partial to Kim K's, we're going to have to go with Beyonce's on this one.
Bey posted this pic on her Tumblr over the weekend, and it sure proves one major thing about celebrity backsides -- a little class can take that ass to brand-new heights.
Looking good, Bey, dang!