5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos
5/20/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0520_fish_beyonce
Yesterday, we discussed Beyonce and Nicki Minaj's music video for their song "Feeling Myself," and we thought it was cute, remember? However, that was based on the teaser alone, the short little clip in which Beyonce and Nicki danced around and ate hamburgers. But it turns out that there might've been something not so great within the full length video, something to add on to the pile of evidence that Beyonce is not the perfect goddess so many believe her to be. Prepare yourselves, because there's a solid possibility that you're going to feel some rage.

In one scene, Beyonce poured a bottle of wine into a hot tub. That's absolutely ridiculous, of course, but it's also pretty whatever. Except some internet sleuths are speculating that the wine Beyonce poured out costs around $20,000. If that's true, that means that Beyonce blew tens of thousands of dollars, dollars that could have gone to something worthwhile, dollars that could very literally have saved someone's life, on one stupid little moment in a music video. And that's absurdly dumb.

We'd ask for Beyonce to do better, but is that a reasonable thing to hope for at this point?

Girl had better hope that those wine bottles were filled with water or something ... or her likability just went down the drain along with that overpriced fermentation. 

0811_fish_launch_beyonce_3
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles
5/19/2015 2:00 PM PDT


Here we have, in all of its adorable, hilarious glory, is the teaser for a music video with Beyonce and Nicki Minaj called "Feeling Myself." It's just a teaser because the full music video is only available on Tidal, Jay Z's music streaming service. It's a cute little attempt to get people to care about it, but really, you don't need to see the whole video. This little teaser is more than enough for everyone.

It's just ... burgers, guys, Beyonce and Nicki make burgers just the cutest thing. And Beyonce's dancing is unexplainably wonderful. It's a whole bunch of goodness right here, all right? And that's all you need to know.
Filed Under:  Nicki Minaj , Beyonce Knowles
4/1/2015 5:00 AM PDT
0401_fish_beyonce
Let's be clear: Beyonce always, always looks amazing, no matter what she's wearing. Bey could pull on a pair of Hammer pants, a Hypercolor t-shirt, and saddle shoes with lacy Bobby socks, and she'd still look amazing, because she's Beyonce and she's gorgeous. But this? Gonna have to pass, thanks.  

Verdict: Leave it. We're torn -- Bey can do most things, but this just isn't one of them (and to be fair, it's likely that no one else could, either). 










0811_fish_launch_beyonce_5
3/31/2015 2:00 PM PDT
0331_fish_ladiez
It's probably a little confusing, seeing this many powerful, beautiful lady singers all hugged up together, looking genuinely happy, like they're actually having a good time, but you're just going to have to deal, because it's true: Rihanna, Alicia Keys, Madonna, and Beyonce all got together at the launch of Tidal, a new music streaming site, and it was glorious.

But come on, guys, we're all adults here. You know where this is going ...

3/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
0320_fish_madonna
"The person I most want to meet is President Obama. When the heck am I going to meet him? He just needs to invite me to the White House already. He probably thinks I'm too shocking to be there. I'm serious. If I was a bit more demure...or if I was just married to Jay Z. Hey, if Jay would only take me as his second wife, then I'd score an invitation."


 --Madonna showcases her greatest gift, which is working so much "nope" into the tiniest of spaces.

Where do we even start with this? It's fine that she wants to meet Barack Obama, natch, but what makes her feel so entitled to do so? She seems to think that Obama has taken some time to seriously think about her and whether or not he should invite her to the White House, and that's sad. And then she brings Beyonce into it for absolutely no reason at all. Check it out, she manages to sort of insult Obama, Jay Z, and Beyonce in one single sentence. It's actually pretty impressive. And horrendous.

We would tell you to try again, Madge, but maybe you should just call it a day.

012815_madonna_fish_launch3
2/27/2015 6:00 AM PST
0227_fish_kidrock
"Beyonce, to me, doesn't have a f--king Purple Rain, but she's the biggest thing on Earth. How can you be that big without at least one Sweet Home Alabama or Old Time Rock & Roll? ... People are like, 'Beyonce's hot. Got a nice f--king a--.' I'm like, 'Cool, I like skinny white chicks with big t--s.' Doesn't really f--king do much for me."

--Kid Rock on Beyonce, and though it'd be typical knee-jerk fashion for everybody to say, "What?! Horror! Kid Rock is a racist!" (and who knows, maybe he is; we don't know) we don't necessarily think that his sentiments about liking "skinny white chicks" come across as racist ... though there's always the possibility that he meant them that way. 

Kid Rock is, after all, entitled to his opinions, and his personal preferences, unfortunately -- and though we can't wholly prove that he's a racist, it's completely obvious that he's a misogynistic troll, talking about Beyonce, a beautiful woman, this way -- but to say that this is a racist statement is stretching it a bit. 

On the whole, we're not Kid Rock fans at all ... his Ted Nugent-esque rantings are getting pretty damn old, and definitely offensive ... but isn't everybody entitled to be attracted to who they want to be attracted to without the PC police saying otherwise? 

In any case, ugh ... Kid Rock -- what a jackass, right? We can agree that Beyonce's music isn't that groundbreaking, but it's nearly impossible to look at her or read about what she does and say that she's not beautiful, both inside and out.

Get the hell outta here, Kid Rock. Aren't you on the 16th leg of your "Farewell" tour anyway? 
2/26/2015 3:00 PM PST

Celebrating the 5th anniversary of Let's Move! #GimmeFive @michelleobama 💪

A video posted by Beyoncé (@beyonce) on


This is apparently Beyonce's video take on Dale Carnegie's "How to Win Friends and Influence People," because damn, is she giving this workout the rough end of the stick and impressing all sorts of folks -- including yours truly. 

Though we don't often speak highly of Bey's music around here, we have to say: when she's on, she's on, and this workout explains so much ... namely her flawless figure and endless energy. 

We don't often say this, but we're impressed ... that, and get it, Beyonce! 
Filed Under:  Beyonce Knowles , hot photos , Photos