8/17/2016 5:00 PM PDT
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Trite nonsense on the cover aside (seriously, they went with the Helen Of Troy line?), Kendall makes for a great September cover for Vogue. She's a gorgeous supermodel so that's not really a surprise.

What makes a little less sense, considering that some professional, full-time models work their entire careers without ever making it into the pages of Vogue, is that -- in this same issue -- Kylie Jenner made her Vogue debut.

Call us conspiracy theorists if you like, but it kind of seems like having one sibling in the magazine while the other's on the cover isn't a coincidence. ...
8/16/2016 4:00 PM PDT
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"Mini Kendall Jenner" sounds like the name of a drink or an obscure sex position, but it's actually just what people are calling fashion world up-and-comer Amanda Steele.

And while her name makes her sound like the main character in a series of airport detective novels, she's a vlogger. And when you read her history, comparing her to Kendall Jenner seems like a disservice -- not because they aren't both exceptionally beautiful, but because Amanda attained her fame through vlogging. And she first started her YouTube channel when she was in 5th grade, which is unreal.

And the now-17-year-old is signed with the same agency that represents Gigi Hadid and Ashley Graham. She did that -- she turned a YouTube channel about makeup into a career and then she used that platform to launch a modeling career. But when you look through her pictures, it's pretty clear that she didn't land her career on vlogging subscribers alone:
8/15/2016 5:00 AM PDT
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No. No, no, and more no, and if there's any truth to this whatsoever, the Kardashians end up looking even worse than The Game ... somehow. 

In a brand-new song, "Sauce," Game raps about sleeping with -- count it -- all 3 Kardashians. That'd be Kourtney, Kim, and Khloe. 3 of them. The whole damn set. 

The lyrics read, "I used to f--k bitches that Usher Raymond passed off / Then I f--ked three Kardashians, hold that thought."

The Game has admitted in the past to dating Kim, and he was rumored to have hooked up with Khloe, too, but Kourtney? Is nothing or no one sacred or off-limits these days?

Let's just hope that it is Kourtney, if it's even true, and he's not referring to the other Kardashians, which are the Jenners, 'cause The Game was around 16 when Kendall was born and 17 when Kylie was born.  

... Unless he's ...
8/11/2016 9:00 AM PDT
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So Kendall Jenner is definitely the most likable member of her family, right? That's a fact now? It's hard to keep up, because Khloe used to be OK, and now she's ... well, now she's not, and Kourtney used to be pretty cool, but now she's wacky in her own special way. It really looks like Kendall is the most bearable of the bunch, right? And since she is, we can probably handle being happy for her for this Vogue cover.

The September issue of Vogue is a Very Big Deal, and Kendall landed it -- and good for her. She's worked hard to become as successful a model as she is, and here's some proof. Oh, but more importantly, here are some quotes from the accompanying interview. Girl gets deep ...
Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
8/1/2016 1:30 PM PDT
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Makeup can work wonders. Sometimes the effects are a little scary. You can totally transform somebody's face.

Of all of the resemblances in the whole wide world, we'd never imagined that Ariel Winter could pull off a look that reminds us so much of Kendall Jenner. Like, to be blunt, one of them is busty and the other is leggy. They don't look similar. They don't even seem to have much in common as human beings.

And yet ... there's this photo, where somehow her toplessness isn't the biggest deal:
7/28/2016 4:00 PM PDT
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We'll say this much -- Kendall Jenner is a reality star of her word.

Kendall recently shared an image of herself in an intensely sheer top, showing off a nipple ring while pledging her support for #FreeTheNipple. Basically, boobs are great but they shouldn't be viewed as so very sexual that people flip out when they see them. That means normalizing things like public breastfeeding, but it also means getting people used to seeing breasts and, yes, the forbidden lady-nipples that can make or break an Instagram photo.

In order to do that while still being able to go to public places and share her photos across social media platforms, Kendall's opting for a braless look. And it really, really works for her:
7/25/2016 7:00 PM PDT
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Just in case anybody forgot exactly what kind of nipple piercing Kendall Jenner has, she's making it easier to remember by making it very, very visible.

Step one is by being a very famously beautiful person out in public in a top so sheer that she looks less like she's wearing a shirt and more like part of her bare torso are just in the shade. Step two is by putting a photo of it on her app.

Piercings come with all sorts of different names, but the piece of jewelry through her left nipple is known as a "barbell." The reason for that name is pretty self-explanatory: