4/29/2016 11:00 AM PDT
Remember back in the olden days when girls would get friendship bracelets or necklaces or toe rings or whatever to signify their bonds with each other? You and your BFF or your sister or your cousin would have your mom drop you off at the mall and you'd go into Claire's, looking for the perfect symbol of your relationship. Then you'd go split a cookie or something and act like tools, because kids in the mall have no other choice.
But that was then and this is now, and now, the youths apparently share the news of their friendship with the world via nipple rings. Or at least that's what Kendall and Kylie Jenner would have us believe. Because the two littlest Jenners both showed off their nips and their nip accessories recently, and dang, y'all. Just dang ...
4/28/2016 5:00 PM PDT
Remember that Kendall + Kylie brand that we heard a little about last year? Well, they're coming out with swimwear, and not a minute too soon. And while Kendall's been busy with recording her reckless behavior (and, we assume, doing some modeling of her own), Kylie's been modeling for their clothing line.
But it's swimwear, so so she's wearing even less clothing than usual, which these behind-the-scenes videos really highlight:
4/27/2016 2:00 PM PDT
Kendall's fury is so out-of-proportion here that we're reduced to identifying with Kylie in this video. With Kylie. ... Let that marinate for a moment.
Whether this is just a way to incorporate Rob Kardashian and his relationship with Blac Chyna into the show or a genuine showdown ... kind of doesn't matter. Kendall comes away from this looking bad. We don't care if it's exaggerated for the camera -- it's deeply unflattering.
4/26/2016 6:00 PM PDT
"What's the worst that could happen if we run into each other, right?"
That's not a great thing to say while riding any sort of motor vehicle. Unfortunately, we're not trying to paraphrase anybody's thoughts -- it's a direct quote from this video that Kendall Jenner shared.
And no, unfortunately, they don't just leave it to that. This is one bad idea that they apparently want to act out ... with a head-on collision. The scream that follows is ... the most appropriate reaction:
4/25/2016 9:00 PM PDT
Most people use social media to show themselves in the best light. But not Kylie Jenner. Not in this case, anyway.
We'd be applauding her right now, but we don't think that it's intentional.
In this Snapchat video, we see Kylie, fully made up as if she's about to walk a red carpet event or something. Remember how she was going to go for more natural looks this year? Yeah, we remember that, too.
But she appears to be ... just hanging out. But she's done that thing where her level of contour makes her look older than she is, and that's honestly never desirable.
Anyway, the camera (again, being held by Kylie) pans to the side, and we see Kendall. Kendall looks super casual, eating some yogurt or whatever. And she looks great. She's in an oversized shirt and minimal makeup, but she still looks as gorgeous as you'd expect for a, well, supermodel. Honestly, she's dressed more casually than most people are for hanging out (outside of college dorms), but it really works for her.
And the contrast ...
4/20/2016 5:00 PM PDT
They named her as the "World's Most Beautiful Once" once, and that was fine. Compared to the consistently shocking picks for "Sexiest Man Alive" that People pulls out of its ... decision-making apparatus ... their choices for women make a lot more sense.
But this is Jennifer Aniston's second time with this title. Her second. Why is this happening?
We're not denying that she's beautiful (because of course she is), and this isn't about her age. But this is a superlative title, so whoever's on the cover should at least be a strong contender.
Even if you accept that a person be of a certain tier of fame, which still reduces your numbers a bit, that doesn't explain why Aniston's here. How about Morena Baccarin? She's known for her beloved TV work, but she also played a main character in the most successful R-rated movie of all time. And she's drop-dead gorgeous.
And there are other options. Emma Watson. Lupita Nyong'o. Ashley Graham. Even Kendall Jenner, if you like. You can argue about which of them is the most beautiful, but surely they can take the title from Jennifer Aniston. Unless they're using some new, special definition of either "most" or "beautiful" and didn't tell anybody.
Once again, People makes a decision and we're just left scratching our heads.
4/12/2016 6:00 PM PDT
Being quizzed and giving facials -- what else are celebrity friends for?
Kylie's answered questions over Snapchat before, but this time she decided to quiz Hailey Baldwin.
Hailey did better with the first question (flight does sound amazing) than the second (Doritos are meh). Though we definitely see Justin Bieber as more of a Doritos guy (no offense ... we know that it sounds like an insult, but no offense), so maybe that's something that the two of them enjoy together?
But then Kylie asks the model one of the most loaded questions we've ever heard: