1/29/2015 6:00 AM PST
"I’m really pissed about this whole @KendallJenner and @ScottDisick thing!! Scott, I thought it was you and I that was having the affair! Scott is such a THOT! These hoes really ain’t loyal!! Huh?!?! Damn Gina!!! Damn!!!”'

--Khloe Kardashian about her "fake" (?) affair (?) with Scott Disick, pretending that Kendall Jenner is somehow horning in on the whole thing and having the lurid dalliance instead. 

The joke's old, guys. Nobody cares. It's even gotten to the point where if Khloe and Scott (or even Kendall and Scott, for that matter) were having an affair, nobody'd even bat a fake eyelash.  

Get better material, OK, girl? Or at least give this bit a rest and let it marinate for awhile longer. It might be funny again in, oh, dunno, another 5 or 6 years. 

12/31/2014 12:30 PM PST
Hey guys, real quick, do we need any words here, or is this selfie of Kendall Jenner here enough? Like do we really need to dissect this whole thing and talk about how insanely gorgeous she is with this bikini and all, or do we all feel comfortable with our knowledge of that? Would it just be better to appreciate this in our own private ways? It would, wouldn't it?

Glad we could share this, everyone!

Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
12/23/2014 5:45 AM PST

Well. If you thought Kris Jenner's Love Magazine advent video was a little uncomfortable, a lot interesting, and many, many confusing, then you need to see this video featuring ... well, also Kris Jenner, but this time, Kendall Jenner, too. 

There's lots of legs, lots of lingerie, and lots of tree-destroying. It's disturbing how Kris so violently smashes ornaments ... nearly as much as how Kendall so violently can't dance.

Happy holidays?
12/4/2014 8:30 AM PST
Is it just us, or is the Kardashian family giving us so very many reasons to be thankful and feel blessed this holiday season? Usually, this time of year is all about love and kindness, that kind of thing, but this family seems to just want to bring us nudity, and you know what? That's good too. That's totally fine. Between Kim Kardashian's greasy ass, Kourtney's pregnancy nudey shots, Khloe's klassy kleavage, and Kylie Jenner's general inappropriateness, and now, of course, Kendall Jenner and her Calvin Klein bra and panties selfie, what else is left? What could this family possibly have to offer us?

Don't answer that, Kris Jenner. Or do. Please, please do.

Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
11/28/2014 5:45 AM PST

... In semi-slow motion, nonetheless. There are other folks in the commercial for "Beats by Dre," but we can barely concentrate on any of that because seriously: it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner hopping around in bra tops and posing for the camera. Poor, poor marketing if you ask us ... at least K & K could have been featured at the end of the video so people actually made it through the majority of it before restarting it. 

11/26/2014 3:30 AM PST
Kendall Jenner
, guys ... we just don't give her enough credit for being wonderful and also gorgeous. Since she comes from such a large family with such strong personalities, it's easy to overlook her achievements in favor of, say, Kylie Jenner's shocking minor cleavage or Kim Kardashian's naked, oily ass. But that is wrong of us. Kendall obviously has something very special going on, something that puts her apart from the rest of her sisters, and that needs to be acknowledged and celebrated. And did we mention all the gorgeous?

Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
11/18/2014 11:30 AM PST
We've known for a while now that Kendall Jenner had the potential to be one of the best Kardashian/Jenner girls. After all, she's been able to make an actual career for herself, and she's done it without trying to use her famous family name to give her a boost, so obviously she's got something going for her. And besides that, she just seems smart and fun, like she's as down to earth as she could possibly be, given her circumstances. And that makes her likable, and the fact that she's likable makes us want to scoop her up and give her some love when she talks about things like her parents' divorce:

"It sucked. But it’s not — I try to think of it as it’s not the worst thing that could have happened. I still am so close with both my dad and my mom. Nothing has really changed, except for the fact that now my dad lives on a beach, which is awesome. That’s not that bad... everybody’s happy."

See? She seems like such a sweet young lady, and in this crazy world, you have to nurture that. So please, Kendall, keep on with your loveliness. The world, as well as your very own family, truly needs it.

Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Interview