11/25/2015 6:00 PM PST
The masks come off, and, somehow, stunningly beautiful people are still gorgeous. Shocking, we know.
There are men in this world who love to play "gotcha" with women and makeup. And it's a nasty, no-win scenario -- guys accuse women wearing makeup of "false advertising" (but, like, women aren't products). And they'll accuse women who don't wear makeup of not trying, or not being feminine, etc. The same exact men will do both. They probably want to, like, women who look like a woman wearing certain types of makeup looks, but who isn't so that he'll never have to see her -- gasp! -- actual face. And heavens forbid a woman should wear fun, colorful makeup for herself. That's when awful men start using terms like "clownish." Women from all walks of life experience this, and it's The Worst.
Sometimes women do look very different with and without makeup. It absolutely happens. That's not really true for Kendall Jenner, though. Sure, she looks different, but just in a "this lighting is different and we guess she's not wearing makeup" sort of way. She's a model, you guys -- of course she looks gorgeous.
And if seeing her out with friends without makeup is a problem for you, that's fine. Just know that if your love for Kendall stops when she looks like herself, you absolutely don't deserve her in her Victoria's Secret runway form.
11/22/2015 10:30 AM PST
If you're a model and your friends tend to be models and celebrities, every picture ends up being a gem in its own right. This is no exception.
Gigi Hadid looks as lovely as ever, of course. So does Kendall in her pointy shoes and long black flattering attire. And while we don't always associate Kourtney with these three in particular (except for Kendall, who's, you know, her sister), it takes a lot to look great beside these three young models, and she's managing just fine -- she even posted a version of this same pic. Not surprising, though, since she (as people sometimes forget) can also put "model" on her resume.
But Cara Delevingne really stands out. Not just because her pose is so powerful, but because her outfit is the most on point. Best shoes, best blouse. And her shoulders are so killer -- her hard work is paying off -- it's no wonder that she chose an outfit that shows them off. Wow, girl.
Aren't they just so lovely? Like, unfairly, ridiculously lovely. Putting everybody's squad goals to shame, too.
11/17/2015 7:00 PM PST
This is a cute photoshoot video, right? Well, other than the fact that, in certain lighting, Kendall appears to be wearing the furry blue hide of Cookie Monster. We always identified with Cookie Monster when we were growing up -- until he started singing pro-vegetable propaganda, anyway.
Point is, Kendall and Kylie both look great here. Which is good, because the entire job of a photoshoot is to make its subjects look good. That can't have been too difficult with these two, though. And it's great that Kylie was able to hold her own -- remember that Kendall does this for a living, so modeling side-by-side with a literal model takes courage. You don't want to get upstaged by your own sister, you know?
Topshop is a British multinational fashion retailer, even though their name sounds more like a gay hookup app. Their collaboration is back, and the go-to place if you want to emulate elements of the sisters' respective looks. Little black dresses, colorful faux-fur, and the sportier aviator jackets of Kylie's? This is where you want to go.
The timing isn't random -- it's just in time for the holidays. Kylie even wishes everyone happy holidays -- a not-so-subtle reminder that their products would make a great gift this year. Just make sure that you get the sizes and colors right, because few things are more disappointing when opening presents than clothing that you know that you'll never wear.
11/17/2015 5:00 AM PST
We don't know about you, but where we come from, it's considered a little odd when siblings suck face. It is obvious now more than ever that we are not from the same place that Kylie and Kendall Jenner are from, because this video exists, and so do all of our worst nightmares in reality. It's going to be a rough day.
In a video that seems to be originally from Kendall's Snapchat, we can see the two honorary Kardashians getting their makeup done. It's sweet that they're spending time together after we saw Kendall call Kylie "literally the biggest b---- I have ever met," but things get a little less sweet when ... ugh, it's hard to even say it. When Kendall sticks her tongue out and Kylie sucks on it. What is this world coming to and how can we make it stop?
Sucking someone's tongue is one of those things that's only appropriate in porn, and even then just barely, so if you ever have the sincere misfortune of seeing the act happen in real life, it's just the worst. It's pretty intimate when you think about it, and also gross, and when you add in the familial relationship here, it's off the charts terrible. But hey, did we really expect anything better? (Yes. Oh goodness, yes, of course we did. Don't be ridiculous, nobody could have expected this.)
Filed Under: Kendall Jenner
11/13/2015 9:00 AM PST
Here is a brand new clip from the brand new season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" -- the premiere is Sunday, y'all, so get psyched -- and it is honestly just such a gift. It features a tense little argument between Kendall Jenner, who we've always known to be wonderful, and Kylie Jenner, who we've always known to be obnoxious. Good news: we were right!
But hey, if watching Kylie be petty and selfish sounds like a good time to you, or if hearing Kendall call Kylie "literally the biggest f---ing b---- I have ever met" and a "c---" might make a dream of yours come true, then treat yourself with this video. You're worth it.
Filed Under: Kendall Jenner
11/12/2015 8:00 PM PST
The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is truly one of the most wonderful times of the year. If anything, that's what coffee chains should be celebrating on their seasonal cups.
The show won't air until December 8th, but Kendall Jenner walked the runway on Tuesday and the pictures are stunning. We know that all of that hard work paid off, and no one is prouder than Kendall's own big sister, Kim.
It's great to see a big sister gush about her little sister's accomplishments. And while of course The Momager Countess Kris Jenner is proud of her daughter, sometimes siblings have rivalries that trump their bonds. It's good to see that this isn't the case.
For now, we're all waiting with bated breath for December 8th. Pictures, no matter how good, just don't do the actual runway show the justice it deserves.
11/11/2015 6:00 AM PST
Modeling may mean that you're pretty gorgeous -- and we're not disputing Kendall Jenner's beauty -- but it can often lead to some pretty gnarly toes, what with those awful death trap shoes that most models are forced to wear on the catwalk, and poor Kendall looks like she's beginning to suffer from severe model feet.
As you can see from the photo above, those things are hanging precariously over the ledge of her shoe, and while that's a thing that, you know, happens, we gotta ask: what the hell is happening to that toenail of hers? And is modeling really worth all that? Dang, baby.