7/22/2015 11:00 AM PDT
If you have a brain that you use in any capacity to consume celebrity gossip, then you're well aware that Rob Kardashian has been going through a bit of a rough time. He's been behaving erratically, he's gained some weight, and he seems pretty insistent on not being filmed or seen by the public, which for a Kardashian is pretty huge. His issues were a plot point on the last season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," where we saw the family beg Rob to get help. Really, it's this great big mess of sadness and pain, but don't worry, because Kendall Jenner is here to pull us all out of it.
She posted this darling little video of Rob in what certainly seem like happier times, and it's probably going to make your heart smile:
Oh, Kardashians. Just when we think you're too ridiculous for this world, you go and do something like this and make us believe in the power of love and family all over again. Keep it up, you crazy kids. This is beautiful.
7/17/2015 2:00 PM PDT
Were you looking for the most delightfully absurd thing to cap off your very long week? Because if you are, boy have we got a thing in store for you: it's Kylie and Kendall Jenner's video ad for their latest line at PacSun -- which, if you're of a certain age, you probably remember it standing for "Pacific Sunwear" -- and it is hilarious.
The thing is, though, that it's one of those unintentionally hilarious things, and though the Jenner gals are trying really very hard in this video, they very last thing they likely expected to meet this video was hordes of laughter.
Well, you know what they say: wish in one hand and ... well, use your imagination for the other.
7/17/2015 5:00 AM PDT
“Do you seriously think they don’t know what’s up [when it comes to sex]? They could teach me things! I mean, look at their older sisters [Kourtney, Khloe, and Kim Kardashian]. Are you kidding me? ... I’d be supportive [though] if [making a sex tape is] what they wanted to do. I'd congratulate them — especially if they did what I did and put an entire project together from beginning to end."
--Brody Jenner, being inappropriate and questionable when it comes to his relatives once again, and if, off the cuff, you don't have a problem with this, then hear this one and reassess: this is the same Brody Jenner who once said that he saw stepsister Kim Kardashian naked and got a "half-chub."
Also, the "project" in question is a tape that Brody himself filmed when he was a teenager. About the production, Brody says, “I literally filmed it when I was like 17-years-old. I was a child and I got rid of it afterwards. I think a lot of kids that age have probably done the same. But I never had any intention of putting it out there."
So. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner spoiled yet? Many apologies.
7/16/2015 6:00 AM PDT
Last night at the ESPY Awards, Caitlyn Jenner, beautiful hero to us all, made the most moving speech after receiving the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage. While there was such inspiration happening on the stage, it seems like there were some other lovely moments going on elsewhere, namely in the audience where very nearly all of her children and stepchildren were watching (only Rob Kardashian was missing). They all posed together for that darling photo above, and isn't it all just the sweetest?
It's been so touching to see all of the Jenners and Kardashians come together like this to support Caitlyn in doing what makes her feel happy and whole, despite any difficulties or personal feelings or public backlash. They've all banded together so strongly, and if that's not enough to push you over the edge, then check out what Kendall and Kylie were doing while Caitlyn spoke: And Kylie's explanation:
It should be safe to say that the Kardashians/Jenners are the best they've ever been with Caitlyn, and man, it is such a pleasure to see.
Mine and Kendall's little tears of joy lol. I love my dad.— Kylie Jenner (@KylieJenner) July 16, 2015
7/14/2015 6:00 AM PDT
We don't know exactly what Kendall Jenner is up to in this vividly inane and wildly dangerous video, but from what we can gather, she must be a superhero or something ... because who else besides a superhero (or an idiot) could drive a vehicle not just with one leg hanging out of the window, but with no hands and not even looking at the road in front of them without mashing their vehicle into the back of someone else's?
Guess driving with your head up your ass really is a genetic thing.
7/9/2015 5:00 AM PDT
OK, here's the thing: sisterly love is a beautiful thing, it's wonderful to feel close to your family and to enjoy sharing your lives with them, but there are lines. There are personal lines that are different to every individual, and then there are lines that are drawn by society. And it just might be safe to say that those latter lines were crossed when Khloe Kardashian grabbed all up on her little sister, Kendall Jenner, and licked her abs.
It's just weird, isn't it? Think about it, when was the last time you saw someone casually lick another person's abs? The notion seems to be mostly brought up when horny women see some shirtless muscular dude, which is some strangeness for a whole different day, but to just lick up on your sister like this? It's not good. And it's a little inappropriate. And man, can this family just chill for one damn minute?
7/7/2015 5:00 AM PDT
Kendall Jenner -- Karl Lagerfeld's current favorite "muse" -- is rocking short hair these days ... particularly just that one day where she ran a casino-themed fashion show for Chanel, since practically all of the models had the same severe-looking, short 'do. The cropped cut is becoming on her, and the Snow White makeup only highlights her healthy, gorgeous complexion.
Verdict: Love it. Some folks might not understand why Kendall Jenner's so lovely, but here's the secret: it's because she's a Jenner/Kardashian ... and despite all that, she looks so natural, and -- dare we say it -- like a lot of other "regular" old people.