9/1/2015 4:00 PM PDT

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is gorgeous -- and looks ready to paint the town red ... almost literally.

Kendall's done a couple of Estée Lauder fragrance commercials and this one is just giving us life. Kendall is so tall and stunning, and she's one of those people who always looks like she's modeling, so things can get pretty intense when she's actually working.

Honestly, she walks so regally through this fragrance commercial like a modern day sorceress setting out to conquer the world. Everywhere she goes, she turns things the same vibrant red. We, for now, anyway, welcome our new, rapturously beautiful overlord.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , commercials
8/25/2015 8:00 AM PDT
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You'd have to be a mathematician, of course, because there's hardly a number that is high enough to really determine the amount of face changes this family has gone through, unless you were talking "infinity," which is simply impossible, because we are not referring to infinite beings. 

... Or, oh no, are we?

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8/21/2015 9:00 AM PDT
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We knew this would happen sooner or later, but we'll be damned if it doesn't still cut like a knife: Kendall Jenner has gone the way of the rest of her sisters and decided to leave her gorgeous dark hair behind for ... well, for this. Yes, Kendall is now a blonde, and if you're thinking that it doesn't feel right, then you wouldn't be alone.

Look, Kendall's opinion on her hair is the only one that matters, but that doesn't mean that no other opinions exist. For instance, one opinion could be that no human that emerged from Kris Jenner's womb can truly pull off blonde hair, the only exception being Khloe Kardashian, who can usually rock a darker blonde look, and that opinion would be based on the fact that every single one of Kris' children is absolutely gorgeous and naturally brunette. It might be fun for a bit to look so different, and goodness knows we should be thankful that Kendall isn't as experimental with her look as her little sister, but man.

Come back to us, original Kendall, with your beautiful hair and your Kardashian-lite aura. We need you in the midst of this madness. You may very well be our only hope.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
8/18/2015 1:00 PM PDT
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Here's Kendall and Kylie Jenner on yet another post-18 vacation -- this time in St. Bart's -- and if we're being honest, the thirst is off the charts.  

Kylie posted the above pic and kleverly kaptioned it "We woke up in paradise, too," which burn, 'cause we're thinking Kylie -- being the smart little minx she is -- captioned it the way she did because at the time, it was morning ... or very early afternoon at the most ... in many parts of the world, meaning boom: when you woke up and saw this all up on your IG page you were in paradise, too. 

We'd say that the shade is just nonexistent in tropical vacation destinations, but that would just be so, so untrue ... because the pompous shade is in full effect today, y'all. 

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8/18/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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If you can bypass the hilarity that is Kourtney Kardashian walking in front of Kendall Jenner (that height disparity, man, that's some humorous stuff) and focus solely on Kendall Jenner's "controversial" hairstyle ... the very one that Kylie Jenner rocked -- twice -- and caught flak over -- twice ... then you probably have a much better attention span than most. 

Verdict: Love it. Kendall Jenner is so gorgeous that she could probably just wear a towel to dinner, prompting Fashion Week to dedicate the entire week to the burgeoning industry of towel couture. 










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8/11/2015 9:00 AM PDT

Here is the Kardashian rant. Sorry, I lost my mind a bit, although it was partially in jest! I did feel better though after I was done. 'LIKE' Fox 35 WOFLSee more Good Day Orlando videos: http://bit.ly/JLScxX #FOX35

Posted by John Brown at Fox 35 on Friday, August 7, 2015
Do you ever find yourself wishing that your celebrity gossip came with a little less of the Kardashians and a little more of anything else? Are you sick of hearing about Kylie Jenner and her lips, Kim Kardashian and her endless stream of selfies, or Khloe Kardashian's ass? Do you ever feel like pulling at your hair with frustration, screaming to the wind "no more of this"? Well, then you're going to absolutely love this.

This is John Brown, a news anchor on a show called "Good Morning Orlando," having the most glorious hissy fit when asked to discuss Kylie's pet rabbit. He gets so mad that he walks off the stage, but he continues ranting about how "nobody cares about this family." It's awkward, it's hilarious, and it's undoubtedly going to speak to so many souls.

Be sure to thank the universe for this, because man, it sure did come through.

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7/22/2015 11:00 AM PDT
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If you have a brain that you use in any capacity to consume celebrity gossip, then you're well aware that Rob Kardashian has been going through a bit of a rough time. He's been behaving erratically, he's gained some weight, and he seems pretty insistent on not being filmed or seen by the public, which for a Kardashian is pretty huge. His issues were a plot point on the last season of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," where we saw the family beg Rob to get help. Really, it's this great big mess of sadness and pain, but don't worry, because Kendall Jenner is here to pull us all out of it.

She posted this darling little video of Rob in what certainly seem like happier times, and it's probably going to make your heart smile:

this makes me ridiculously happy. @robkardashian 💙

A video posted by Kendall Jenner (@kendalljenner) on


Oh, Kardashians. Just when we think you're too ridiculous for this world, you go and do something like this and make us believe in the power of love and family all over again. Keep it up, you crazy kids. This is beautiful.

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Filed Under:  Rob Kardashian , Kendall Jenner