5/5/2015 6:30 AM PDT
Bruce Jenner's children are reacting to their father's announcement that he's transitioning from being male to being female, and Kendall Jenner's emotional reaction is probably the best yet. 

Kendall tears up and goes to get a tissue, but -- blink and you'll miss it! -- Khloe Kardashian's reaction is ... well, it's a little more than just mildly curious. Khloe says nothing, shakes her head, and walks off camera, following Kendall. 

The promos are for the two-part special of "Keeping Up With the Kardashians: About Bruce," which airs on May 17th and May 18th, respectively. 

Here's a bonus video, where Bruce shows off his hot pink toenails and talks about doing Kim Kardashian's makeup -- it's adorable:

 

Check out the gallery below to see makeup artist Paolo Ballesteros' own Kim Kardashian makeup transformation -- it's pretty amazing. 

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5/2/2015 6:30 AM PDT
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All right, so here's a naughty little picture that Kendall Jenner shared on Instagram late last night ... and it raises SO many questions. It makes us feel funny, like excited but a little bit scared at the same time. Is this the kind of thing she does now? What exactly is going on in this picture? And who are these people?!

It could be Kendall herself there, obviously. She did post the picture, and that looks like a thin white girl with long dark hair on top. It could also be any other thin white girl though. As for the dude, it could be Justin Bieber. Or it could be that weird guy that lives down your street who listens to his music too loud and screams at anyone who goes on his lawn. There is simply no telling.

Kendall, the little minx that she is, simply captioned this photo "night," so she's not helping any. So what is happening?

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
4/30/2015 11:00 AM PDT
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has been on a pretty major Calvin Klein kick lately, which makes sense, since they're probably paying her a considerable amount of money to wear their clothes, and this right here is her latest adventure. And yeah, those are probably some nice undies and all, but the clothes certainly aren't the main focus here. And that is because that ass.

Where does she hide that thing? It's like some secret weapon that she pulls out when she wants to totally disarm someone and make them compare her to her older sister. She's so tall and thin, it just doesn't make sense for her body to house this ass. Is this a miracle? Is it the result of some Khloe-style squats? What could it be?!

Whatever it is, though, we really shouldn't question it. We should just graciously accept this strange phenomenon and all the wonder it beholds.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Photos
4/28/2015 10:00 AM PDT

Song is Never Had It by Young Thug

A video posted by Kylie Jenner Snapchats (@kylizzlesnapchats) on


Look, you probably don't need to be told that Kylie Jenner isn't the best driver in the world: she's only 17, and she's already been in multiple car crashes. But she's a little worse than "not the best," and that's because of the kind of dumb nonsense she does in this video. This video, which she posted to Snapchat, shows what looks like reckless, awful, dangerous, terrifying driving. That's our girl!

Take a careful look, and you'll see that Kylie and Kendall Jenner are in the front of a car, and Kylie is in the driver's seat. It's really kind of strange, because it's hard to believe that she could actually be driving with her eyes glued to her phone like that. But the car is moving, and Kylie's in the correct position to be the one moving it. Unless there are some extenuating circumstances here, this could be the worst driving we've ever seen.

Way to exceed our expectations at every single turn, Kylie. You've got some kind of talent, that's for sure.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Kendall Jenner
4/16/2015 11:00 AM PDT
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"I didn't do it because I felt like I had to prove something. This is a career that I've always wanted. And I mean, what else would I be doing? I probably would have gone to school to get the degree to go to work, when work was already there."


That's Kendall Jenner discussing the reasons she had for going into modeling. And while it starts off sweet -- it's so lovely that she's doing what she's always wanted to do -- it just happens to, like most everything with this family, turn sort of sad and disappointing at the end. It's fine if going to school wasn't right for her, obviously not everyone has to go to college, but it just seems like she thinks that would have been a ridiculous course of action for her, like it's something she would have never even considered.

If there's one thing we wish for the Jenner girls, both Kendall and her lip liner loving sister, it's that they gain just a tiny bit of normalcy. Yes, this life is normal for them, but just think of how much their minds could expand if they experienced even the smallest bit of what most kids their age experience. Just think of what could happen then.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Interview
4/13/2015 9:00 AM PDT
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At this point in time, you are probably exceedingly aware that Amber Rose isn't afraid of a single damn thing. She'll put her entire body up on display on Instagram (which perhaps isn't that hard when you have such a bangin' body), and she'll run her mouth about any given topic ... including those wacky Kardashians. We all remember that embarrassing time that Amber busted out some real talk about the rumored relationship between Kylie Jenner and Tyga, and her subsequent Twitter feud with Khloe Kardashian, right? And there are even some new reports going around that Amber got into it with Kendall Jenner at Coachella over the weekend.

But here's the thing: PSYCH. Amber spoke up about those little baby rumors at the MTV Movie Awards yesterday:

"It's so annoying. It just never happened. They pull stories out of their f---king asses. Me and my friends had a great time and I'm sure [Kendall] did too."

It's sweet, because you know if something did happen then Amber would be running her mouth about that, too. She's kind of charming in that way, isn't she? You can always depend on to tell the truth and to show her ass. She's like the North Star of Trashy.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Amber Rose , Interview
4/10/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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So there's a whole lot of speculation happening over those photos up there, featuring Justin Bieber lovingly caressing Kendall Jenner in a rather intimate way, but don't worry, we're here to ... well, not clear it up, but speculate about it right along with you. 

Biebs has been friends with the Kardashian/Jenner family for awhile now, so it's unsurprising that they'd be photographed together. It's not like it's the first time. And they were in a recent modeling campaign together for Vogue ... and they've both modeled for CK before. Could it be that these photos are outtakes from something? Dunno ... but if you go by the New York Knicks shorts that Justin's wearing, these pics might not be outtakes. They would, after all, be wearing the designer -- in this case, Calvin Klein -- clothes, wouldn't they? 

At any rate, Kendall on her own isn't so bad. Justin could absolutely do "worse." Kendall along with her family, though? Don't know if the world could stand Justin Bieber being adopted into that clan. The world might not be able to handle all the obnoxious. 

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