9/18/2014 10:00 AM PDT
No, but really, though -- Kylie Jenner's got a whole lot going on for her face that's in her favor ... those eyebrows, those liquid chocolate eyes, that flawless skin, and those eyebrows, though we already said that.
The one thing Kylie doesn't have going for her face happens to be the lips she's got on there -- whether it's the pesky injections rumors that keep cropping up, or just some heavy-handed God-awful lipliner and cruddy lipstick, we don't know. At this juncture, it's becoming a moot point. It's moot. Moot, moot, moot.
What we do know, though, is that Kylie is way too gorgeous to be doing whatever it is she's doing, God knows what it is.
Click the above pic to see what happened, because we sure as heck don't know.
9/15/2014 11:00 AM PDT
There are many things -- many, many things -- that we find concerning about Kylie Jenner, and this video is such a good representation of all of them. Just watch this awful, embarrassing mess: it's everything that's wrong with everything, right? Just about.
First of all, there's the vanity, the sheer vapidness that Kylie had to possess to film this video and then post it. It's literally a video of her moving her head and mouthing a few words while making "sassy" expressions. That's literally all this is. Have you ever felt the urge to film yourself simply moving your head? No? Congratulations, that means that you have an idea of what is acceptable and what is completely ridiculous, so unlike poor Kylie here.
RIP, common sense in youths. We sure will miss you.
And lastly ... those lips, guys. Those enormous, enormous lips. You can definitely see some heavy handed liner on that top lip, so even if we can completely discount all those lip injection rumors, that still means that Kylie thinks it's a good idea to draw lips of that size on her face. It also means that either way you look at it, it's awful.
Kylie, just stop. That's it, just stop. Perhaps any time that you feel the need to post a picture of yourself online, you could read a book instead. Maybe you can train yourself so that whenever you pick up your phone to do something you think might be cool, you could put down your phone and just go for a nice walk. You can't be beyond hope yet, girl. There's still time. We still love you.
But this? No.
Filed Under: Kylie Jenner
9/12/2014 8:30 AM PDT
So hey, do you remember what it was like to be a silly little teenager, with all those hearts in your eyes and all those feelings all over the place? OK, take those memories, and add on some imaginary super fame and some modern social media. Are you cringing at the inevitable embarrassment yet? You will be.
Last night, Kylie Jenner posted that photo of herself up there -- it sort of looks like she's been crying, right? There are at least some tears in her eyes and some emotions in her soul. Here's how she captioned the photo:
"but when we're good.. we're really good"
Vague and sweet, right? We can't really say what she means here, but we do know that just a little bit later, Jaden Smithtweeted this:
So what's the deal, are they in love, the kind of love that's been rumored for a good long while now? Did they have a little quarrel? Did Jaden see that Kylie was upset and then decide to offer up some platonic love? We just don't know, friends. But man, it sure is obnoxious.
I Love Kylie Jenner.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2014
9/9/2014 6:00 AM PDT
Hey, look, Kylie Jenner's dancing around kind of seductively while grabbing her crotch -- and if we weren't already so accustomed to her type of behavior, we'd be somewhat scandalized. As it is, we're not, and chalk this up to typical Kylie behavior.
Girl's got the moves like Jagger, though, huh? Or at least, you know, Adam Levine?
9/7/2014 7:00 AM PDT
This is going to be hard, friends, and it's going to be sad and weird and awkward and a whole mess of other bad things, but this is our reality now, and we have to face it: Kylie Jenner went out into public looking like this, and she was serious about it. This is not some sort of bad joke. This is not a drill. This is Kylie's fashion sense, and we have to be brave and accept it.
Just look at that shapeless sack of a shirt she's wearing. Look at it, and see if you can figure out why she's doing this. The boots are all right, the hair and makeup is fine, but that shirt ... what's going on here? And how do we get it to stop forever?
Verdict: leave it, obviously. Leave it at the store for unfashionable giants where it belongs.
9/5/2014 6:00 AM PDT
Kylie Jenner is nothing if not inappropriate, and though this latest photo isn't nearly as revealing as others she's posted in the past, it still has its incongruous points ... like the fact that all it shows is her (covered) cleavage and pouty lips, and it's captioned "Missin [sic] this."
We're not quite sure what we are -- or whom is -- "missin," but one and only one thing is certain: we are in for one hell of a ride when this girl turns 18 next year. Kendall Jenner showed off her artsy, model nipples to celebrate her US legality, but Kylie? We're pretty convinced that she's going to go above and beyond the call of "duty." ... And that's why this photo is so scary.
9/3/2014 4:00 AM PDT
Lots of people have pondered the authenticity of Kylie Jenner's gorgeous, full lips: are they a Jenner/Kardashian (more Kardashian) trait that's only cropped up with adolescence, or is there something greater happening?
It's been really hard to tell, because Kylie's so infatuated with dark lip colors and heavy lip liners, but we found an up-close snap of Kylie's mouth (and broccoli) and aside from saying that there's a big difference from when she was just a wee lass, we're putting it on you.
So ... your thoughts: