5/27/2016 6:00 PM PDT
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We expected better than this from Kylie. Our expectations weren't that high to begin with, so that's saying a lot.

Scott Disick had his birthday, and all of the Kardashians celebrated, because he's still close with them and they'll always be linked through the children. And it looks like people had a lot of fun. Which is great.

Some people celebrated with cigars -- it doesn't look like everybody smoked them, but a few people did, and that's their icky choice to make, whatever.

But what Kylie's done is decidedly worse:
5/27/2016 5:00 PM PDT
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It's not enough that little baby Luna Stephens is adorable beyond words -- now she's now staking her claim to social media. And everybody else can move aside, because she's a princess and she's gonna run this.

Her delightful mother (seriously, we love this woman) Chrissy Teigen shared this video on Instagram of her daughter listening to some music, which sounds like it should just be a cute thing, you know?

Except that we were instantly reminded of similar videos that Kylie Jenner's shared on Snapchat countless times before. Just watch:
5/25/2016 4:00 PM PDT
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If she's feeling regret or anything ... she needs to power on through.

Playing around with makeup and playing around with different outfits doesn't have an age or gender restriction. And it's so nice to see Kylie Jenner experimenting with her look ... especially when none of it makes her look super older than she is.

Yes, even if she's playing with black lips (with a blue undertone) and one look that's clearly braless.

But, in one of those videos, she's lipsyncing and some are wondering if she's having sad feels about her ex, Tyga. And before you say that people just listen to music (obviously), we'd like to point out that we totally called some of the Tyga drama based on Kylie's choice in lyrics. But even with that precedent, we hope that this is just a coincidence:
5/21/2016 6:00 AM PDT
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A lot of us talk a big game about standing up for our beliefs no matter what. Imagine being so determined to be yourself and exercise your basic human rights that you risk arrest ... for uploading some Instagram pictures to Instagram.

Or, more specifically, for acting like Kim Kardashian ... who is reportedly under investigation in Iran. But we'll get to that in a moment.

Iran is such an interesting and complex nation. You have to remember that, until the late '70s, Iran was a pretty normal, modern country. In many respects, Iran's citizens have pretty conventional sets of attitudes about things. But they're not in charge -- the ultra-right religious conservatives are in charge. Instagram itself is illegal, women are required to keep their hair covered in public, and violating both of those laws at once is a radical act of bravery.

One that can land your ass in jail.

Kim Kardashian plays into this in two ways. Two ... kind of unbelievable ways:
5/20/2016 6:00 PM PDT
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Sometimes a Snapchat story is just that -- a story.

Okay, so Kim Kardashian's totally on top of things with Snapchat, but she still has a long way to go before she reaches baby sister Kylie's level of Snapchat mastery, you know? And we're thinking that maybe she wanted to spice things up a little.

That said, we can totally believe that she had a real pregnancy scare. We're just not sure if it played out exactly how she wants us to think that it did.

Just take a look at her Snapchat adventure and judge for yourself:
5/16/2016 2:00 PM PDT


Oh geez.

Did you keep up with the endless embarrassment that is "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" or did you use your Sunday evening more wisely?

Rob's thing with Blac Chyna, as we all know, has caused quite a stir within his family. Blac Chyna shares a son with Kylie's now-former boyfriend. Blac Chyna's best friend is Kanye's ex. It's a mess.

This episode was all about Rob's return to the show, his new house, and yeah, his relationship. And this was before the pregnancy announcement. There were some silly bits of drama -- like, Khloe accuses Kris of being a liar and having inflated Rob's bank account so that he can buy a house. And, like, considering that he's coming back to the show and bringing all of this extra attention, should be a total non-issue. That house is basically gonna be a set for the series -- and that's if you just ignore how reclusive and unhappy Rob's been for years, and the fact that Kris is a loving mother (in her own momager way).

But the major sore point wasn't about money or complicated relationships. The big fuss came from ...
5/15/2016 4:00 AM PDT
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Hey, so, remember when Kylie Jenner made a seemingly innocuous innocuous post captioned with some "Lemonade" lyrics (specifically, from "Hold Up," which is definitely the most threatening-slash-romantic of the songs)? And remember how we pointed out that it might be commentary on Tyga?

We do.

And we super called this.

Because now that Kylie and Tyga have had it -- officially -- and Kylie's doing some emotional convalescing or whatever, she's playing around with some (pretty horrific) Snapchat filters. And ... singing "Lemonade" lyrics.

See if you read into this what we did: