4/24/2015 1:30 PM PDT
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And on a school night, too. ... Oh, wait. 

Kylie Jenner was photographed with sister Kendall and friend and notorious hard-partier, Cara Delevingne, last night, and the trio stayed out past 1 AM in Hollywood. Whatever Kylie specifically was up to last night while Blac Chyna was posting screenshots of her texts with Tyga, we'll probably never know, but with this girl, it's not hard to imagine that it wasn't playing chess and drinking hot chocolate with her school mates. 

What a world we live in, y'all. What a weird, twisted world. 

Be sure to check out the photos in the gallery above to see just how messy things can look in the wee hours of the morning. Man.
4/24/2015 10:00 AM PDT
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Kylie Jenner
sure has had a rough time lately in terms of likability, huh? A large number of dumb kids are upset with her for bruising or splitting their lips open thanks to that Kylie Jenner Challenge (not her fault), and Blac Chyna has been slamming the hell out of her on Instagram (also not her fault). But amidst all the Kylie haters, Demi Lovato is prepared to come through with some positivity like the beautiful angel that she is.

Here's Demi talking about her attempt to draw herself some big ol' Kylie lips:

"Oh my God, I totally have. I look stupid. She looks great. I don't know how she can do it, but I draw lips on and I look ridiculous."

Aww, that's sweet! It should be a comfort for Kylie to know that Demi has her back, at least on her makeup skills. Every little bit counts, you know?

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Filed Under:  Demi Lovato , Kylie Jenner , Interview
4/24/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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Just when you thought the "feud" between Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna -- over Tyga, of all people/things -- couldn't get any more absurd, Chyna went and upped the ante by posting what appears to be text messages between her and "King's Father," who is, of course, Tyga.

As y'all can see, "Tyga" voices multiple requests to get together with his baby mama, and claims that he wants to be a family again. This, of course, would come as quite a slap in the face to Kylie ... if, in fact, there were a romantic relationship between the two. We'll leave that part up to you guys to decide.

The problem with this -- besides, you know, everything -- is that Blac Chyna is a grown-ass woman ... like we said earlier in the week ... and sharing her personal messages (if, indeed, that's what she did here) is just about the height of immature.

As fun as it is to know the business of your favorite celebrities, there are still peoples' lives in the mix here ... and even though they put their business out there for the world to critique, there are still boundaries -- and this definitely crosses all of them.

Check out the gallery for (more) absurd celebrity feuds. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Tyga , Blac Chyna , hot photos , Photos
4/22/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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Good ol' Blac Chyna -- Tyga's baby mama -- posted this photo on her IG page last night ... and lots of folks are speculating that it's a not-so-thinly-veiled dig at Kylie Jenner and her enormous lips (and that absurd #KylieJennerChallenge internet business). While it very well could be true, here's the thing: it's the highest level of absurdity, this is. 

See, Blac Chyna is a beautiful woman ... who's also old enough to know better. Chyna -- real name Shalana Hunter -- is going to be 27 in a few weeks. That's definitely way too evolved to be reportedly feuding with a 17-year-old over a man. Kylie Jenner ... we'd expect this kind of silliness from her, because she's only 17. And though that doesn't make it right, the knowledge of this age is going to help cushion the embarrassment when she gets older and gains perspective on this ridiculous situation. 

We're not siding with Kylie by any means, though ... she's definitely the greater of two evils here. But we are saying that these two women should absolutely know better than to be throwing shade at one another over someone who's likely to be all but irrelevant to their lives in a decade ... or hell, even a year.

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4/20/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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We'd ask how Kylie Jenner grew such a big bum over the last year or so without putting on any noticeable weight anywhere else, but the point is just moot ... and not so pointed -- more like unnaturally robust and round. There're no edges to that thing whatsoever.

Honestly, we're starting to think of this thing as the Lord Voldemort of asses -- we shouldn't talk directly about it, and we shouldn't look right at it, and most of all, we should begin referring to it as "That Which Should Not Be Named." It's like that thing just apparated out of nowhere.

... Come to think of it, maybe instead of "That Which Should Not Be Named," we should start calling Kylie Jenner the "Prisoner of Asskaban" ... because frankly, that thing's beginning to overtake her body. 

Check out the gallery below to see before and after pics of Kylie's rounded rump. It's mind-boggling at its best, and ... well, you-know-what at its worst.  

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
4/17/2015 3:00 PM PDT
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On a scale of one to "HA," how surprised are you that Kylie Jenner has just posted some more super revealing photos of herself? This time, she's wearing a bikini, and she was gracious enough to show off the view from the front and the back. And, sorry, but no. Not into it. We don't want this. She's a beautiful girl, but it's starting to look like that will never be enough for her. No, she has to have the attention too, every last bit of it.

Are you happy now, girl? Really sit down and think about it for a minute. Did this make you happy?

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
4/17/2015 11:00 AM PDT
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Kylie Jenner
... she sure is a whole hell of a lot to handle. She's so desperate to be mature and grownup, which, of course, is the surest sign of an immature kid. The thing is, though, that she is an immature kid, she's just not really had the chance to be one. It's a vicious cycle of fame and reality television and Instagram, and it's why, at 17, Kylie is talking about having children, spending two hours on makeup, buying a multimillion dollar house, and stalking. It's kind of heartbreaking when you think about it.

Here's Kylie discussing her plans on having children:

"Having sisters is the best. I have a different relationship with each of them. I go to Kim for fashion advice, Khloé is always boy and family advice, and Kourtney is like another mother to me. It's so fun being an aunt. When I look to the far future and decide to have kids, I need to have a million girls. Ten years from now—in 2025—I hope I have a kid."

And here's how long it takes for all that lip liner and contouring:

"I never really wear makeup unless I need to, because when I do my makeup I like to really do my makeup. So I'm never going to spend just 20 minutes, you know? A good night out is, like, two and a half hours for full makeup, curling hair, whatever. I love false lashes—individuals, strips, extensions."

She's, like, for real an adult:

"I'm moving out when I turn 18. I'm ready to live on my own. It's a really big step, but I'm ready. I wanted a house near my family in a quiet neighborhood with a front yard and a backyard that my dog will like. Also, I have so many shoes, and none of them fit in my old closet."


And lastly, this:

"I can't say who I'm really obsessed with. [
laughs] I follow all these fashion blogs that are cool and inspire me. I'm not really obsessed with anyone except for the people that I like romantically. I get excited when they post. Sometimes I like to stalk my exes."

The human body is not capable of producing the amount of sighs needed to deal with this. She needs to have "a million girls"? Not babies, not children, but specifically girls. One of the key factors in choosing her house was the closet size? She likes to stalk her exes? It's simply too much. Someone needs to put this girl on an internet/publicity lockdown, perhaps in a mall or a high school somewhere. But most of all, someone needs to save Kylie from herself. Because she is making herself sound so weird.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Interview