2/27/2015 3:00 PM PST
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Behold, the Year Kylie Jenner Turns 18 and Can Pull All the Crap She Likes: girl is really amping up to do some damage in the upcoming months, what with eking us into legality gently by what's been happening with Tyga as of late, and now with precocious interviews slamming the "role model" mold that most 17-year-olds aspire to fit into before the world corrupts them and makes them hard and opportunistic.

To Fault Magazine, Kylie says, "I never feel pressure to be a good role model. I always try to do my best to inspire people to be good and do the right thing, but I just can't live my life always trying to be a good role model." She continues, "I try to be the best I can be, but it's hard sometimes. We're all human. I just like to live each day and just be me and be real."

All right, then -- live each day and be real, Kylie. Nobody expects anything more or less than just that ... but here's the thing, kiddo: when you do turn 18, and things are in a slightly different light, don't pretend that things are what they aren't -- or aren't what they are. If you want to break the cycle of fakery, have at it -- by being nothing but real from your first foot out. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos
2/27/2015 12:00 PM PST
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We talk a whole lot about Kylie Jenner, usually about her strange lip situation and her mature fashions and her questionable choices, but there's no denying one thing, and that is the fact that she is just so incredibly stunning. She posted this little photo of herself with "no makeup on screen," and we don't even need to go over the size of her lips or the presence of lip liner or anything like that, because right now, it doesn't matter. All that matters is that with looks like this, she might turn out to be the queen of the Kardashian/Jenner empire. And doesn't that just blow your mind?

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
2/25/2015 8:00 AM PST
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Oh, would you just look at that, an adorable little selfie that Kylie Jenner took with her mom, the gorgeous Kris Jenner! Isn't it nice to see two lovely ladies having fun together? It really just warms the heart. It's almost enough to distract us from the absolute insanity that has found a new home where Kylie's ass used to be.

Seriously, look at that thing. Girl must have spent the past few days doing so many squats, huh? Because she's finally developing the family backside, and in a pretty major way, it would seem. And while you're staring at the photo, mesmerized and trying to figure out how those curves are even possible, be sure to note how Kylie is holding her free hand, so it doesn't cover up the main attraction here. Nothing but the most attention for this family!

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
2/24/2015 5:00 AM PST

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Great news, everybody: it's that time again when we talk about 25-year-old rapper Tyga and 17-year-old reality star Kylie Jenner and try to figure out if there's any truth to all those dating rumors and feel really uncomfortable about it! It's like Christmas all year round when you get to dissect vague quotes about a man's creepy relationship with a famous minor, and Tyga just won't stop giving. Lucky us!

Today we have Tyga trying out the "whatever" tactic in addressing the rumors:

"Whether if I tell the world that I love her or I don't, it's gonna be me to dictate that, and how I want to keep my friendship and relationship with her. I feel like it doesn't matter what the world thinks. If you're around somebody, and you love being around that person, that's all that matters. I don't feel like what anybody could say would change that … how I feel for her as a person … She's just a good person, she's got great energy. We've got a group of friends, we've been hanging out for the longest … I've been knowing her and her family for six, seven years, so it's all love there, and we're going to continue to grow."

OK, so all that matters is that he likes being around Kylie because she's a good person and he's known her for "six, seven years" ... when she was about 10 years old. Cool. So does he like being around her in a romantic way, or ... ?

"I love her as a person ... I mean, I don't think it really matters. If you love being around somebody, that's all that matters, you know? Sometimes you gotta just let that artist live their own personal life sometimes, and you gotta respect that as a fan and a spectator of what we do."

Oh, Tyga, no. No, buddy, there's no respect at all on this matter. Not even a little bit, not even any at all.

Filed Under:  Tyga , Kylie Jenner , Interview
2/23/2015 8:00 AM PST

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"Whatever decision my man wants to make, I’m gonna rock with him. I’m not gonna fight any of his battles. But what decision you make…We see eye to eye on a lot of things. I just tell him, Hey, man, if you was dating some regular chick you wouldn’t be talked about." 


--Chris Brown speaking out on Tyga's "alleged" relationship with Kylie Jenner, which just gets more and more awful as more folks talk about it. 

Honestly, we're not surprised that somebody as heinous as Chris Brown is totally OK with a 25-year-old man dating a 17-year-old girl who's probably confused as hell about life (because what 17-year-old knows it all, let alone someone with an accelerated upbringing ... like a Jenner). It makes sense, though, because Chris Brown and his actions are questionable at best. 

And speaking of Rihanna, he said this about his most famous ex, too, which really leads you to be concerned about his state of being:

"We just cordial. I respect her space. She respects mine. It’s not too much talking, [because then] it gets to, 'Hey, we gonna hang out?' It’s just complicated."

"Complicated," right. Let's lay it down for you, Chris -- you don't harangue women into hanging out with you after you've punched out their lights, and you don't date and corrupt underage kids. How about that? Is that simple enough for you, brah? 

Filed Under:  Chris Brown , Tyga , Kylie Jenner , Rihanna , Photos
2/20/2015 11:30 AM PST
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It is one good thing that Kylie Jenner's turning 18 this year -- though not soon enough -- so we can stop bellyaching over 25-year-old Tyga and whatever he is ... or isn't ... doing with his underage "friend." 

Tyga shared the above photo -- one of Kylie's most recent selfies -- on his IG page with the caption, "Your beauty never goes unnoticed. One of the best/dopest person in my life," which leads us to believe a couple of things. First, and foremost, either Tyga has a serious grammar problem, or the audacious post was originally written "The best/dopest person in my life," and hastily changed to add "one of" to try and make the post (somehow) less conspicuous. 

Second, what the hell is he even thinking, sharing this? He knows all about the speculation surrounding the two of them, and just because they're both famous and Kylie's probably wise beyond her years or whatever, it doesn't make it OK that he's fawning all over a 17-year-old like this. Kylie's Kylie, yeah, and Kylie's been doing her own thing for awhile now, but it doesn't make it all right. 

Last, man ... what a bid for attention. Even assuming that these two aren't anything more than friends, is the timing not utterly perfect, or what? Somebody knows how to stir the pot, even if he doesn't know exactly what kind of gas the contents of that pot is going to eventually give him. 

Even Kanye's opening his mouth about these two lately, saying that they're "in love."

This is just pretty wrong on all sorts of levels, friends.
Filed Under:  Tyga , Kylie Jenner , Photos
2/17/2015 4:00 AM PST
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#DontPanic or anything, but this is Kylie Jenner's newest grill. Yeah, it's gaudy -- it's gold and it's shiny and it's in her mouth; is that not the epitome of gaudy? -- but the bigger thing that we're surprised at here is that Kylie hasn't said a word about Amber Rose's familial slams, and has, instead, allowed older sister Khloe Kardashian to fight the battle on her behalf.  

... And hey: maybe this is why -- you put something this obnoxious in your mouth, it's bound to leave you tongue-tied.  

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