11/25/2014 4:00 AM PST
Kylie Jenner's lips aren't the only thing looking robust and "mature" these days, huh? While the girl is undoubtedly beautiful, it's apparent we have to resign ourselves to the fact that most young women in Hollywood -- at this age -- are going to be parading around looking ten years older than they really are. Just look at Miley's little 14-year-old sister. Sad case within a just as sad point of many.
Verdict: We'd love it if it weren't on someone who's not really even old enough for college yet, but ... ahem. On a positive note, those hair extensions. They are some quality hair extensions, y'all, and they look great.
11/24/2014 12:30 PM PST
Look, Kylie Jenner is an absolutely gorgeous young lady, but that's the thing: she's a young lady. And that's why these photos from her look at last night's American Music Awards are hard, because yes, she does look lovely, but really, that dress? She couldn't have possibly picked something that didn't have a slit all the way up to her hip? She just had to have that ill-fitting, low cut number? Oh, OK.
And just in case you're thinking "well, this actually isn't too ridiculous," then just know that as one of Kylie's accessories, she wore a gold grill. There aren't too many photos of it, but you can get the idea:
Oh, disappointments upon disappointments, right? We're so close with this girl, but still so very, very far.
11/21/2014 4:00 AM PST
Here's Kylie Jenner "overlining" her lips again, and what's more -- what's become primary to dem lipz in this post -- is that she took her hair extensions out and it looks like this is what we're dealing with now (we like it).
Also, Kylie's looking a whole, whole lot like Khloe lately ... and that's not a bad thing. To the contrary -- looking like Khloe, as opposed to being a Kim clone, could do wonders for Kylie ... especially if she's trying to come into her own.
11/19/2014 11:45 AM PST
Something so incredible happened yesterday, friends: Kylie Jenner got pulled over for being a bad driver, and she wasn't wearing any makeup. No makeup at all, not even the tiniest little bit. And you know what that means? That means there's no drawn on lipliner, no little tricks she could have pulled. We are finally getting a chance to see Kylie's infamous lips all by themselves.
On a completely unrelated note, is Kylie starting to bear a little resemblance to Lindsay Lohan? You know, since she's just 17-years-old, she's still growing and maturing, maybe one or two of her features are starting to remind us of some of Lindsay's. Crazy how that works, right? Super crazy.
11/17/2014 8:30 AM PST
This picture right here of Kylie Jenner should be ridiculous enough all on its own ... after all, this is Kylie Jenner, dressed up in boots, a coat, and no pants. It should even be one of the zanier photos of Kylie and her underage rebel without a cause phase, because hey, no pants. But what makes it even crazier than it is all by itself is the caption that Kylie gave the photo:
Dat weave tho
Because guys, Kylie wants you to look at her weave in this picture. She wants you to focus on her hair. That's why she cut off most of her head, see? Because the weave is what's important here. Not her legs, not her lack of pants. Her weave. She honestly wants us to believe that, and that, friends, is what makes this just the silliest Kylie-related photo of them all.
11/16/2014 12:45 PM PST
"I feel like everyone has been talking about it for months, so I'm kind of sick of it. ... My pictures, I plump them out a lot. I think big lips are awesome. ... I love lip-liner and over-lining my lips. But I don't even care anymore. I'm like, whatever, just say what you want."
--Kylie Jenner in another round of "Guess Who Could Be Completely Full of It, and By 'It,' We Mean Something Not Natural, Something Maybe Man-Made," on her non-existent -- "non-existent" -- lip injections, and whoo. You can smell what she's putting out from here, y'all.
Kylie Jenner, girl ... you're almost 18 now. If you want to continue furthering yourself through reality television, and promoting your career in front of the cameras at every single turn, then the word "reality" is key -- start practicing now, hon. Let's be real, OK?
11/14/2014 5:00 AM PST
Sigh. This is what Kylie Jenner wore to her hair extension line launch, and it looks like Kylie's in her pillow-lipped, midriff-baring, cleavage-heaving short skirt-wearing, 17-year-old glory ... and if she were just a year older, we'd probably like this a whole lot more. As it is, she isn't, and we don't, but that's not her fault, really. Not at least for another 9 months or so, anyway, when it's more appropriate to look identical to a sister that's twice her age.
Here's another ... uh, view:
Verdict: Love it and leave it. It's such a complicated relationship.