2/5/2016 4:00 PM PST
Nothing brings a family together quite like ... product sales.
You might not think of Kylie Jenner as an entrepreneur, but Kylie Jenner Lip Kits are serious business. And we mean, like, business. Just in time for Valentine's Day, her Lip Kits went on sale at 12:18 EST Friday ... and were entirely sold out within ten minutes.
Okay, we knew that they'd sell out quickly, but that's intense. Imagine how excited Kris Jenner must have been at her youngest daughter's big moment.
Oh, wait, you don't have to imagine. Every moment of Kylie's life is shared with everyone.
Yeah, we'd be excited about that money our loved one's success, too.
Products that sell out in less time than it takes to take a shower are always reason for celebration.
We hear that some people bought in bulk. Some, because it's in such high demand and there's so little -- though Kylie promises there will, of course, be more. Others bought in bulk to sell at ridiculously marked up prices, which is honestly just beautiful.
We're guessing that most of those visitors were too late -- this time around.
But we're also sure that more than a few people were just watching the Kylie Jenner Lip Kits sell out faster than some people could enter their payment information. Because that is some real entertainment.
2/4/2016 4:00 AM PST
It's called "circular promotion," y'all," and it's what the Kardashians are best at.
Khloe's guests on her new show are family, Kendall's entire clan shows up to runway shows, Kylie's own lip kit models are the Kardashian ladies.
In this instance, though, the only thing that anyone's best at is looking terrible ... because this brand-new pic of Kourtney -- wearing something reminiscent of skidmark brown -- is not a good one.
Yeah, her skin looks great and that t-shirt is ... ripped, but the spiderwick eyelashes and heavy lip don't do much for Kourtney's look -- or Kylie's line -- at all. Yeesh.
Verdict: Leave it. Nope. Kourtney would look much better in a natural lip, or even no lip at all.
2/3/2016 7:00 PM PST
Well, this'll certainly grab people's attention.
We can be pretty unforgiving of some endorsements sometimes, but that doesn't mean that we automatically hate all shameless promotions. Sometimes, they can be kind of great. Like this one, very sexy, picture of Kylie Jenner. Damn:
2/3/2016 11:00 AM PST
Remember when we said that Blac Chyna was the best thing that happened to the Kardashians in years? Because of the drama, see? Her relationship with Rob Kardashian is reality show gold, especially considering that she was once engaged and had a child with Kylie Jenner's boyfriend, Tyga. It's messy, it's trashy, and it's probably coming to our televisions in just a few months!
But as ridiculous as this whole thing obviously is to all of us, to Blac Chyna and Rob, this is real life. And that's why, heaven help us all, they seem to be super invested in making things work. And that's also why Chyna is allegedly trying to pull the most ridiculous stunt she could possibly pull ...
Filed Under: Blac Chyna
2/2/2016 4:00 PM PST
We all wished to see more of him, and the monkey's paw finger curled. And this is what we got.
The once-reclusive Rob Kardashian has joined Snapchat, as you can see in that, um, bizarre and unintelligible video. He looks happy, and that is the most important thing but ... this isn't what any of us had hoped for. He has a mustache and the sort of thin-but-long icky-looking chin hair that belongs on a "Flash Gordon" villain and we just ... don't know what he was thinking.
And the screwiest part of the whole thing, to be honest, is the uncomfortable, NSFW Snapchat handle that he picked: "Robph-kedme."
It gets even more uncomfortable when you factor in Blac Chyna's very special, very NSFW message to Rob's fans:
2/2/2016 10:00 AM PST
Oh, to be young and in love ... how miserable, right? When you're 18 and "in love" like poor little Kylie Jenner, you're almost always with the wrong person, you have no real idea what you're doing, and you're still dealing with all those hormones and hard times that come with growing up, and it's just not a great time. Fortunately for most of us, we never had our every move filmed for a hit television show, but unfortunately for Kylie, well, she can't say the same. And so here we are.
Here is a brand new little promo clip from an upcoming episode of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" in which Kylie has a Tyga-induced meltdown. Be warned, it's pretty hard to watch ...
Filed Under: Tyga
2/2/2016 5:00 AM PST
No, but seriously -- this is pretty hot. Red is definitely Kylie Jenner's color, and if this pic didn't feature Kylie Jenner, we'd be a lot more excited about it.
As it is, it's Kylie Jenner, and you know there are no lengths to which Kylie won't go in order to garner a little bit of social media attention.
Check out the accompanying video for further proof of that: