7/23/2014 12:15 PM PDT
Oh hey, check out this nightmare: it's Kylie Jenner driving around town on a motorcycle! Is this the scariest thing you've seen all day or what? And the fear just keeps piling up and piling up with this, because not only are motorcycles dangerous all by themselves, and not only is Kylie neglecting to wear the proper gear, but she's also 16. She's a 16-year-old who's already caused a car accident, who's been pulled over a few times this past year, and who isn't afraid to use her phone while driving. That sounds like someone who's responsible enough to handle a motorcycle, right?
Stay safe out here, friends. The world just got a little bit more frightening.
7/21/2014 11:00 AM PDT
Well, well, well, look at the disappointing, worrisome mess we have going on here! In case you couldn't put it together, this is a photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner, those young, impressionable little darlings, with gross douchemonster Chris Brown. And not only are they hanging out with him, no: Kylie is the one who posted this photo to Instagram, and she spoke of "repping Team Breezy." Heaven help us all.
Look, I'm not saying that Chris Brown can't be around other people or make friends or anything like that, it's just that ... I don't know, maybe I am saying that. It's just that he's the biggest jackass in the whole entire world, and he's scary and rude and he keeps trying to do things to make himself seem like he's changed, but he's yet to actually prove that he's any different than that Chris Brown that assaulted Rihanna and breaks windows when things don't go his way. Probably because he still says just the most obnoxious things, and, oh yeah, isn't he going to trial for a different assault?
Maybe just think about whose team your repping next time, Jenner girls. Perhaps you could take a moment to really consider it. You just might be able to see why this is so incredibly awful.
7/17/2014 2:00 PM PDT
Start taking some real deep breaths now, because you're going to need to be prepared to give a great big ol' sigh with this latest Kylie Jenner ridiculousness, because do you know what that sassy girl did? She posted both of these pictures with Kendall Jenner, and for that first photo of Kendall flipping her off, she put this as the caption:
bein a whore never looked so fun
And ... sigh.
Is this really where we're at right now, 16-year-old reality stars calling their big sisters whores in front of the whole world? Because that just seems tragic. At least the older Kardashians usually use Instagram to talk about how much they love each other. They haven't used social media to shame their family members (this week, anyway).
Do better, Kylie, all right? You can start by not using hurtful words to describe your immediate family. It really shouldn't be that hard.
6/30/2014 6:30 AM PDT
Here's Kylie Jenner, younger Jenner, and yes, she's still just a mere 16 years old. Not that she thinks so, and not that her bikini thinks so, either. Come to think of it, maybe Kylie Jenner really isn't even 16 years old at all, because I don't know about you, but I haven't seen many 16-year-olds in my life that looked like this. Or were, you know, allowed to photograph themselves looking like this, let alone share it on the internet for the whole wide world to see.
Looking good, Kylie, but that's the whole entire problem.
Willow Smith, beware!
6/29/2014 9:15 AM PDT
Oh man, this is just what the precocious, grownup acting Willow Smith needs: an Instagram account. Did you know this girl had one? She just got it a couple weeks ago, and she's mostly been posting photos from her family's Hawaiian vacation and photos of her legs, for whatever reason. But yesterday, WIllow posted her very first traditional Instagram selfie: staring out a window, full makeup on, posing so that it doesn't look like she took a dozen photos of herself until she got just the right show. It's kind of sweet, isn't it?
But here's something that might not be so sweet:
Look who it is with Willow there, guys! It's none other than Kylie Jenner! Talk about a good role model! No, seriously, talk about one, because WIllow's going to need to find one if she's hanging around ol' inappropriate Kylie like this. Kids these days, right?
Keep it cute, Willow!
6/13/2014 1:00 PM PDT
Brace yourselves, friends, because if we are to believe this video, and if we are to believe Kendall Jenner's Instagram, it would seem that Kendall and Kylie Jenner are forming a band. They're called The Jealousies. Tyler the Creator is helping them with some choreography here. And the rest of us are just staring in stunned silence.
All right, but considering the quality of the video (and the quality of the dancing), there is a solid chance that this is just a joke. But we can't live our lives based on assumptions like that, and, after all, Kendall and Kylie just wrote a book, so who's to say that they can't be branching out into music, too?
It's too soon to say much, but we can say this: heaven help us all. If this band thing is real, then just ... heaven help us.
6/13/2014 7:00 AM PDT
Here it is, no big deal (translation: totally big deal): Kendall Jenner looking the absolute finest Kendall Jenner's ever looked, and hey -- sister Kylie doesn't look so bad herself, but up against that sheer-topped, all white getup Kendall's rocking, she nearly blends into the background this time.
Verdict: Love it. Seriously, we often questioned why Kendall would try to fit into the modeling world (aside from being super tall and super thin and wearing the right kind of clothes), we now see it: this is one beautiful young woman, laws yes.