8/27/2014 11:15 AM PDT
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Just what the world doesn't need -- or can handle -- is another Kim Kardashian, but Kylie Jenner (who's all Jenner and no Kardashian) seems to be following in her sister's footsteps to a T. This new look, y'all? We don't like it at all

Kylie had such a cutting-edge look for most of her adolescence, and it set her apart from her sisters. The Kardashian/Jenners all have some similar features and similar styles, but Kylie was markedly different because she seemed to dance to the beat of her own drum. Now, however, it looks like she's trying to blend in instead of celebrating her differences, whether it's in looks, personality, or style ... and it's not working. 

You're 17 years old, Kylie, and surely going to reinvent yourself a dozen times in the next couple of years, but this look? This one you're rocking right now? This one isn't The One, OK? Can we move away from whatever possessed you to do this and head on back to a more comfortable -- and unique -- territory?

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8/26/2014 11:30 AM PDT
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Today is "Questionable and Disappointing Jenner Decisions," it looks like Kylie Jenner got a brand new look! No, it's not the dark makeup and the "edgy" "goth-ish" thing, she's been doing that for a while now. No, guys, it's her hair! Kylie got extensions! Because why teach a kid about things like inner beauty and the horrors of vanity and, I don't know, math and stuff when you could just get a bunch of new hair sewn onto her head?!

Really, we shouldn't continue to be so disappointed by this, but it's hard to see a kid -- yes, she's 17 now, but she's still legally a child -- do things like this. Like right now, Kylie should be getting ready for her senior year of high school, not getting hair extensions and oddly inflated-looking lips. Her life shouldn't look like that right now, she shouldn't be into all this. But it does and she is, and isn't it a sad, weird world we live in?

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
8/25/2014 12:00 PM PDT
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It's not like we ever really expected any better from Kylie Jenner, but this is downright offensive: that photo right there is a screenshot from the livestream of last night's Video Music Awards, taken during Common's touching speech on the happenings in Ferguson, Missouri, and Michael Brown's death, and from the moment of silence he requested to honor those things. And, as you can see, Kylie chose to spend that time on her phone instead of paying attention or being respectful. 

Is it honestly so hard to stay off Twitter or Instagram for one damn evening? Was that text or Facebook message so incredibly important that Kylie simply couldn't take a moment to be a courteous, conscientious human being? Yes, she's young, and we all know that those pesky teenagers tend to care more about their phones than important current events, but this is just embarrassing, for both Kylie and for the future of our world.

It's not that difficult, friends ... even if, for some unimaginable reason, you don't care about Ferguson or the deep feelings surrounding those events, the least you could do is pretend. You could spend the moment of silence thinking about your next tweet or the outfit you're planning for tomorrow or whatever vapid nonsense you want, but at least give the impression of caring. It would really go a long way.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
8/1/2014 2:00 PM PDT
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So you know that thing that Kylie Jenner does where she tries to act like she's so mature and wise and sophisticated even though she's 16 and silly? Of course you know that thing, that's basically her whole entire life. Well, she's done it again, y'all. She posted that selfie earlier, with this super thoughtful caption:

Men

What is she now, some jaded middle aged woman who's given up on love? No, no, just a dumb ol' teenager. Speaking of being a teenager, Kylie shouldn't even be dealing with many men -- unless she's talking about family members or something like that, this just went from ridiculous to ridiculous and creepy.

How about we tone it down a little bit, huh, Kylie? Just a little bit? That also means stop taking selfies of your suspiciously inflated lips:

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Really, just go play outside or something.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
7/23/2014 12:15 PM PDT
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Oh hey, check out this nightmare: it's Kylie Jenner driving around town on a motorcycle! Is this the scariest thing you've seen all day or what? And the fear just keeps piling up and piling up with this, because not only are motorcycles dangerous all by themselves, and not only is Kylie neglecting to wear the proper gear, but she's also 16. She's a 16-year-old who's already caused a car accident, who's been pulled over a few times this past year, and who isn't afraid to use her phone while driving. That sounds like someone who's responsible enough to handle a motorcycle, right? 

Stay safe out here, friends. The world just got a little bit more frightening.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
7/21/2014 11:00 AM PDT
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Well, well, well, look at the disappointing, worrisome mess we have going on here! In case you couldn't put it together, this is a photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner, those young, impressionable little darlings, with gross douchemonster Chris Brown. And not only are they hanging out with him, no: Kylie is the one who posted this photo to Instagram, and she spoke of "repping Team Breezy." Heaven help us all.

Look, I'm not saying that Chris Brown can't be around other people or make friends or anything like that, it's just that ... I don't know, maybe I am saying that. It's just that he's the biggest jackass in the whole entire world, and he's scary and rude and he keeps trying to do things to make himself seem like he's changed, but he's yet to actually prove that he's any different than that Chris Brown that assaulted Rihanna and breaks windows when things don't go his way. Probably because he still says just the most obnoxious things, and, oh yeah, isn't he going to trial for a different assault?

Maybe just think about whose team your repping next time, Jenner girls. Perhaps you could take a moment to really consider it. You just might be able to see why this is so incredibly awful.
7/17/2014 2:00 PM PDT
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Start taking some real deep breaths now, because you're going to need to be prepared to give a great big ol' sigh with this latest Kylie Jenner ridiculousness, because do you know what that sassy girl did? She posted both of these pictures with Kendall Jenner, and for that first photo of Kendall flipping her off, she put this as the caption:

bein a whore never looked so fun

And ... sigh.

Is this really where we're at right now, 16-year-old reality stars calling their big sisters whores in front of the whole world? Because that just seems tragic. At least the older Kardashians usually use Instagram to talk about how much they love each other. They haven't used social media to shame their family members (this week, anyway).

Do better, Kylie, all right? You can start by not using hurtful words to describe your immediate family. It really shouldn't be that hard.

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Filed Under:  Kendall Jenner , Kylie Jenner , Photos