9/2/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Kylie Jenner was Kylie Jenner.

Unfortunately, through the passing of time and rebel forces known as "Kardashians," Kylie Jenner morphed into something other than what Kylie Jenner might have otherwise been intended for. Kylie, through much fault of her own and others, and has transformed into a bewildering hybrid of big sisters Kim and Khloe

The above photo was shared on Kylie's IG page with the following caption: 

"Took months of not dying my hair and wearing wigs to get my hair back to health so I can do this!! Thank you @priscillavalles @maishaoliver for putting up with me all day. I'm going for an ashy dirty blonde for the fall. But this s--t's a process! I'm coming for u khloe!" 

Sigh. A new hope is dead.

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9/1/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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Know who's an anomaly? An absolute enigma? Well, Kylie Jenner's at the top of this post, and it'd be a shame for a photo like this to go to waste, so we'll just say "OK, KYLIE'S THE ENIGMA AND THE ANOMALY IN THIS EQUATION, ALL RIGHT," because that's the kind of morning it's just going to be today. 

This above photo is a pic that Kylie shared, and since her lips are just over, basically, we're going to turn the focus on her chest, which size seems to fluctuate nearly as much as the things on her face. 

Kylie Jenner: always gonna keep us guessing.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos
8/31/2015 7:00 AM PDT


Kylie Jenner is Tyga's latest musical -- and God knows what else -- muse, and he went and proved it in his new video for "Stimulated." 

In the video -- the cringeworthy to be sure video -- Tyga and Kylie cavort and kiss and canoodle in a terribly generic-looking oceanfront property, and the only thing missing is ... nothing, actually. If you're looking for the silliest video Tyga's ever produced ... and that Kylie's ever appeared in ... you've hit pay dirt here, y'all -- it's called "rock bottom." 

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Filed Under:  Tyga , Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos , hookups
8/30/2015 6:00 AM PDT
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Date nights are so important for a lot of relationships. You want to go out and have a good time. Maybe you go another couple. Or with friends. Or, you know, your sister's ex-boyfriend who is old enough to have been about to start high school when you were born. Weird? Yes. Surprising? Not a bit. 

That is apparently what Kylie Jenner and her boyfriend Tyga chose to do when they went clubbing Friday night with ... Scott Disick.

Was this a planned outing or an incredibly awkward third wheel situation? Scott was pretty funny on "Keeping Up With The Kardashians," but, like, you usually don't choose to party with your sister's ex. Especially when we don't know how Kourtney feels about it, what with the couple splitting up just a couple of months ago.

It's always possible that this social activity was part of a buildup to an eventual reunion between Kourtney and Scott, but there's so much that we just don't know.

What we do know is that Kylie looked great. Some people don't care so much for the blue hair (and have been griping about it since, like, the 2009 VMAs), but we think that it really suits Kylie well. Kylie has a tendency to kind of dress like someone who would seduce and/or kick James Bond a lot, and her attire on Friday ​absolutely looked the part.

Win! For, you know, the most part.  

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8/28/2015 3:00 PM PDT

Check out this little clip from the new episode of Tyga's reality show, "Kingin' with Tyga" (and, if you feel the need, take a moment to feel so sad and empty that Tyga has a reality show), from a time when Tyga took his newly legal girlfriend, Kylie Jenner, to do some charity work at a children's hospital. It's almost sweet, if you can forget the people starring in the video, but, as it were, it's a little creepy and uncomfortable. Such is life with Tyga and Kylie.

Don't worry, though, because this video isn't a total loss. Thankfully, a few of the kids actually seem excited to meet these two, or at least excited to be filmed, and anything that can make some kids happy is always a good thing. There are also a few laughs to be had when you realize that Tyga comes out looking like a much better person than Kylie here. In one particularly amusing clip, Tyga gives one patient some clothes, a pair of headphones, and some speakers, and in the clip following directly after, Kylie gives a girl "some squishy sand." It makes you wonder if Tyga and his people are trying to help his terrible reputation by making him seem more giving than Kylie, but then again it also makes you wonder why we live in a world in which we need to wonder such things.

The bottom line is that some sick children had a good time, and that's what matters. But then, right under that bottom line in tiny little letters that are barely even legible, there are some scribbles that read "what did we ever do to deserve the likes of these two?"

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Tyga
8/27/2015 10:00 AM PDT

Oh, kids these days, always on their little computer phones, using all those hash browns or what have you on the Twitters, filming all those weird, somewhat voyeuristic videos of their sisters' asses! Wait, that last one isn't actually all that normal? That's just something that happens when you're a Kardashian/Jenner? Well, thank goodness, then.

Kylie Jenner, for whatever creepy reason, took it upon herself to post a series of videos featuring Khloe Kardashian's ass on Snapchat, and the result is just as odd as you'd imagine:


I mean, we all understand that Khloe has a nice ass, and it's been interesting to chronicle its growth over the past year or so, but does Kylie really need to get in on it like this? Like is this honestly a job for a little sister?


Yeah, maybe just sit the phone down for a minute, Kylie. Live your life, at least for a little bit, without documenting it on social media. If you still find yourself fixated on your sister's backside, then that's a sketchy but ultimately not very surprising bridge we'll cross when we come to it.

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Filed Under:  Khloe Kardashian , Kylie Jenner
8/26/2015 2:00 PM PDT
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How you feel about Kylie Jenner is going to greatly affect how you react to these photos: for instance, if you love her or think she's super hot, then you're going to love these, because she is showing her ass and cleavage all over the damn place.

If you're one of those people who are obsessed with the state of Kylie's lips and find yourself wondering if she's had any other enhancements done anywhere else on her body, then you're going to have plenty of material to sift through, because as we said, these photos are pretty much Curve City.

Even if you hate Kylie and everything she stands for, if you think she's vapid and annoying and The Worst, you're still going to want to look through these, because you're clearly into guilty pleasures. And oh, what pleasures there are to be had!

Come get you some, y'all. You know you've earned it. These pictures are cray
Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos