12/17/2014 10:30 AM PST
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Despite protesting all the rumors that Kylie Jenner, 17, and Tyga, 25, are dating, Kylie went and posted this pic. On Instagram. For, you know, the whole entire world to see, and it's beyond ridiculous. 

See, it's unfortunate that Kylie's following the pattern of a lot of younger celebrities seem to nowadays ... they rail and rail and rail against swirling rumors, but do nothing to diffuse them. It's not as if they should have to, because it's their life and their choices, but instead, what's worse, they encourage the same rumors by posting cryptic quotes and images ... not unlike the one above. 

It's getting to the point that nobody really cares if Kylie and Tyga are dating -- seriously, it's become a moot point. It's old news. It's not surprising at all. But this constant back and forth of young celebrities thinking that they're smarter than the general populace by trying to pull wool over folks' eyes is just annoying as hell. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Tyga , hot photos , Instagram
12/15/2014 3:30 PM PST
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Kylie Jenner
, as we all know so very well by now, has been getting more and more inappropriate every single day. Instead of doing things that your average 17-year-old girl does, like going to school or what have you, she experiments with ungodly amounts of lipliner, behaves recklessly with very expensive vehicles, and now, ass photos. Ass photos, you guys.

We really are dealing with the next Kim Kardashian here, aren't we? She's scandalous, just like Kim, she sparks all kinds of outrage, just like Kim, and judging by this picture, she wants us to look at her backside. Just. Like. Kim.

It's the dawn of a new era, friends. Let's just hope that we're prepared.

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
12/11/2014 5:30 AM PST
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Hey, do y'all like Kylie Jenner's new grill? I know it's pretty hard to see it underneath all that lipliner, but trust, it's there. It's there, and so are her lips, and she's so concerned about you seeing them -- because lips are, like, so in -- that she's made it extra, extra, extra obvious that they do, in fact, exist, and they're not just figments of our imagination. 

Thanks for everything, Kylie. All that lipliner, too. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
12/3/2014 5:00 AM PST
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Well, well, well ... Kylie Jenner's just busting out all over the place these days, isn't she? I mean, her jeans -- all those tears! -- her shirt -- she obviously can't close it with all that she's got going on up there -- and I'm sure if we could see her face, lip liner would be just bursting at the seams, too. 

If there's one thing to be said about the youngest, not yet quite legal member of the Jenner/Kardashian clan, it's that she just can't be contained. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , Photos
12/2/2014 12:30 PM PST
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Here's Kylie Jenner proving -- "proving" -- once again that she's totally not done anything to those lips except for the occasional chronic over-lining. She even went as far as to go without makeup, without her hair styled, and without actual clothes on, considering she shared this pic on her IG page saying "Straight outta bed." 

She must be real proud of herself, guys ... normally you're used to seeing her dressed to the nines, but now we get to see some dressing down with some plump-looking lips ... without all thatgarish lipstick.

Pretty girl one way or the other, but maybe she should start taking this look that she's rocking here a little more seriously, because honestly, it works. ... Much better than this, anyway:

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12/1/2014 11:30 AM PST
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Look, at this point, you're probably exceedingly familiar with our feelings on Kylie Jenner: girl is weird, y'all. She's got questionable lips, she's much too racy for a minor, and it's all just a little strange. But her big sister, Kim Kardashian, went and posted a screenshot of a text that Kylie sent her, and everything's finally starting to come together.

Guys, Kylie credits Kim for teaching her "how to turn from good girl to ghetto." That's a real thing that she said. So that means we can blame Kim for everything, right? All of Kylie Jenner's fashion choices and strange tendencies and all that, that's Kim's fault. That time that she wore a grill with her fancy dress and an awards show? Thanks a ton, Kim. All those silly shots of her cleavage and legs and goodness knows what else? Way to go, Kim. Way to freakin' go.

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Filed Under:  Kim Kardashian , Kylie Jenner , Photos
11/28/2014 5:45 AM PST


... In semi-slow motion, nonetheless. There are other folks in the commercial for "Beats by Dre," but we can barely concentrate on any of that because seriously: it's Kendall and Kylie Jenner hopping around in bra tops and posing for the camera. Poor, poor marketing if you ask us ... at least K & K could have been featured at the end of the video so people actually made it through the majority of it before restarting it. 

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