7/31/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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Because every 17-year-old girl should be so concerned with the condition of her boobs and buns, we have Kylie Jenner endorsing boob and ass cream that she's trying to pass off as the key to her curves. 

Do you see that up there? Kylie is actually trying to peddle a lotion that's supposed to "accentuate your curves." The funny thing is, "accentuate" would imply that you're maintaining something that you already have, naturally ... and if that's the case, what would the need be for something like this, which sounds questionable at best? 

Unfortunately, what crap, and also, what a disappointing mess. Whatever happened to good, old-fashioned normalcy and truth?

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7/29/2015 8:00 AM PDT
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The photo on the left is Kylie Jenner without any application of photo editing software, and the pic on the right features Kim Kardashian, and it likely does. 

What does it all mean, y'all, when Kylie looks so much like big sister Kim that they could absolutely be Photoshopped into the same person, and moreover, how do you think Kim feels essentially being pushed aside for a barely legal up-and-comer ... who could be her twin sister, even though she's a daughter of another father?

Oh boy, y'all ... things are going to get much more interesting, we think -- or way, way out-of-control intolerable. 

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7/27/2015 5:00 AM PDT
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"That's what's wrong with today. If you don't show or 'prove' to social media that you've done something it's like it never happened! My reality is ... I only show people what I want them to see. No one knows what goes on in my day to day but me and who I share my moments with." 

--Says she of the "Eat Me Out" t-shirt and big lips ... Kylie Jenner.

In this, her weekly Twitter rant, and if you were paying attention to that of last week, you'll see that it's nearly a continuation of her high school graduation diatribe.

We'd go ahead and quote Avril Lavigne, saying "Here's to never growing up," but that's the thing with Kylie: she doesn't know how to grow up because she never got the chance to be a kid. 

What a conundrum, y'all. 14 days, 3 hours, and 50 minutes to go, y'all. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos
7/24/2015 10:00 AM PDT


Hope you wore some loose-fitting clothes today, because your heart is about to swell about a million sizes -- don't worry though, it's not because of a scary, life-threatening medical condition that you never knew about and that really isn't even possible, it's just because we finally have a clip that shows Kylie Jenner meeting her father as Caitlyn Jenner for the first time. And just in case we're not clear, that was just a very roundabout way of saying that this video is the absolute sweetest thing.

In this new clip from "I Am Cait," we get to see Kylie step in while Caitlyn is getting her makeup done with her mother. It's a pretty easygoing interaction, all things considered, and it inspires so much joy, too. It might even make us even more excited for the show, you know, if that was even possible.

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Filed Under:  Caitlyn Jenner , Kylie Jenner
7/24/2015 4:00 AM PDT

Warning: mind the video above, which includes ass jiggling and profanity.

Nothing says "Congratulations on graduating from high school" better than your older sister twerking at your commencement party, right? Because what else would you expect from Kylie Jenner and Khloe Kardashian ... flowery tea parties and hoop skirts? Sorry -- wrong century and last name. It's not like we're dealing with the DuPonts or the Rockefellers now, come on. 

However, as unconventional as it seems, that's precisely what happened at Kylie's graduation celebration, and it was caught on camera, because that kind of thing comes as naturally as the sun rising and setting. 

Come clean: how many of you had twerking at your graduation parties? 'Cause one way or the other, we bet the number's pretty low no matter the generation from which you hail. 

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7/23/2015 7:00 AM PDT

The above is Kylie Jenner doing what Kylie Jenner does best -- showing off insanely large, bee-stung-looking lips, and being really, really into herself while she conveys what we're perceiving to be passive-aggressive messages to those in her life. 

The song is "Heartless," by none other than Kanye West, and we've gotta wonder if it's a not-so-thinly veiled dig at Tyga, who she just hasn't been seen with much since his nude photo leak happened.

Before you go ahead and spend too much time on that, though, check out the next video -- it's like whatever fillers are in Kylie's lips are metastasizing in a horrifyingly frightening way ... and if this is what we're dealing with now, who knows what things'll be like over the next decade. 
 

Oh, our bad, what's that? This just wasn't enough to convince you? OK then -- check this one out:

There you have it, folks. Check out how much Kylie's changed over the last 18 years ... if, you know, you're looking for something else besides Jenny McCarthy's "squirting" forays to ruin your day. 

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Filed Under:  Kylie Jenner , hot photos , Photos
7/22/2015 4:00 AM PDT
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Caitlyn Jenner first met Kylie Jenner when Kylie was under the influence ... of a dentist's care ... and though it seems a little unorthodox that you'd meet your father's real self during a FaceTime event, this is exactly how it unfolded -- and in this day and age of technology, really: what else would be as appropriate?

In a sneak peek from last night's premiere of the upcoming "I Am Cait," Kylie called her father from a dental office -- a surprised Caitlyn answered the FaceTime request ... as Caitlyn ... saying, "I don't want to scare you." Kylie replied, "You're not scaring me -- you look pretty!" 

Later in the clip, Caitlyn addressed her fears over any anxieties that Kylie might experience by addressing the outpouring of support she received from other celebrities. Jenner said, "Once it was out there, they saw the support that I was getting, especially in the celebrity world. From Lady Gaga's little world to Miley Cyrus to Elton John. To see their support, I think it really made my kids feel, especially Kylie, that it's gonna be okay." 

Other notable occurrences included the elusive Rob Kardashian -- who's more likely to be pictured emerging only during dark hours like some kind of creature of the night than he is to be featured on a televised documentary -- being the one of the first to wish Caitlyn well on her Vanity Fair cover, a possible fashion face-off with ex-wife, Kris Jenner (... say what?), and Caitlyn's own intimate details on suicidal thoughts.

To some people, this might seem like just another moneygrab by the family who's most known for being famous for being famous, but Caitlyn's journey really is gonna do some good for a whole demographic of folks who might otherwise continue to be alienated -- and we can't wait to watch it unfold. 

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