11/25/2015 1:00 PM PST
Yeah, this is pretty terrible. 

As you can see, Miley Cyrus posted the peeing photo that likely everybody has, but nobody shares, and while in her mind that makes her "cutting edge" or "breaking boundaries" or "shattering the glass ceiling of feminism" or some kind of tripe, it's actually just invasive, gross, immaturity on grandiose display. That's all it is.

We're not surprised by how unsurprised we're quickly becoming over Miley's antics. There really isn't anything she can do to shock us anymore, and the only real unprecedented thing about it is how she keeps thinking it's worthwhile to continue trying.

Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos , birthdays
11/22/2015 8:30 AM PST

Warning: this is a Miley video, so don't watch if hints of bush or buttcrack aren't things that you're prepared to see. If you do watch it, maybe watch it in a mirror -- as Perseus showed us when he slew Medusa, reflections can't turn you to stone.

All in all, though, we're pleasantly surprised by this. Her song and the music video for it just aren't as 2015!Miley as we'd dreaded. Like, "Lighter" is a reasonably pleasant song, and the video has a lot of colors that are probably a lot more engaging if you're on the right pharmaceuticals (probably geared more towards LSD-users than people on 'shrooms, but we are so not experts in that field). And yeah, she's not exactly overdressed, but it's not the sort of crass nightmare that she's been putting on display lately.

But, at the same time, she's smoking through the whole video. Which is gross even when it's not done on camera. And while hopefully she's no longer shaping the delicate minds of youth, we really do not need any new people smoking. We have to hold our breath in parking lots and on sidewalks enough as it is.

Still, though, for a Miley video this year, this is a step in the right direction. That's not nothing.

Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , tv, movies, music
11/13/2015 3:00 PM PST
What's more awkward than rocking a pit stain next to your very first 13-year-old love? Not much, except perhaps the hindsight you have now in knowing exactly what your first love ended up turning out likeafter all those years. 

It's not so different than going to your high school or college reunion and seeing that special somebody and saying, "Damn, they sure deteriorated."

Happy Friday! Hope you're all feeling pretty good about yourselves today. 

Filed Under:  Nick Jonas , Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos
10/28/2015 11:00 AM PDT
Naming the best Hemsworth is a very tall order and one that we take very seriously because, after all, both Liam Hemsworth and Chris Hemsworth are very attractive and they both seem like truly lovely people, and that's not even taking into consideration that there's another Hemsworth brother and probably many lovely people all throughout the world with the surname of Hemsworth. But still, we feel fairly confident that Liam is at the top of the heap. And that's in part because of this new thing he said about his ex, Miley Cyrus.

It's been a couple of years since Liam and Miley broke up, ending their engagement and freeing Miley up to twerk around the world. If you'll remember, the news of their split came very soon after Miley's infamous performance at the VMAs, which came fairly soon after she kicked off her transformation into the wacky, usually nude, often high lady we know today. It wouldn't be nice, of course, but it also wouldn't be surprising if Liam didn't have the fondest of memories of the way things ended or if their breakup tainted his memories of his entire relationship with her. Thankfully, and so sweetly, that is not the case, because this is how Liam responded when he was asked in an interview with Men's Fitness if he "dodged a bullet" in cutting ties with Miley:

"You fall in love with who you fall in love with; you can never choose. I guess some people just come with a little more baggage. [
Laughs.] I mean, look—we were together five years, so I don’t think those feelings will ever change. And that’s good because that proves to me that it was real. It wasn’t just a fling. It really was an important part of my life and always will be. She’s a free spirit. I think she’ll always surprise people with what she does, but she’s not a malicious person in any way. She’s a young girl who wants to do what she wants to do."

That's such a gentlemanly thing to say, and it's so great to hear that he's not willing to trash a person he was once planning to spend his life with. It makes him just the slightest bit hotter, if that were even possible. Because seriously, have you seen this guy? What a gem.

10/19/2015 6:00 PM PDT

For a world-famous pop star and actress who's dated a few of the most in-demand celebrities and who is dazzlingly gorgeous herself, Selena Gomez can be inexplicably relatable sometimes.

She used her one get-out-of-answering-free-card during "Plead The Fifth" to protect Taylor Swift's privacy. She made adorable facial reactions when asked bizarre questions. She was as diplomatic as possible when asked about Miley's recent shenanigans.

While there's too much on "Watch What Happens Live" to cover everything, here are some highlights.

When Selena was asked about rumors about sixteen-year-old Brooklyn Beckham's alleged crush on her:

"I know I look sixteen, but I'm twenty-three."

When Andy Cohen asked her: "On a scale of one to ten, ten being ... as gay as me: how gay is Nick Jonas?"

"I dated him. ... Like, zero."

Which is exactly the right answer. For multiple reasons.

When asked about any celebrity crushes that she might have:

"I kind of have a crush on Chris Evans."

Of course you do, Selena. Chris Evans is what would happen if a mad scientist designed The World's Most Perfect Man in a laboratory and gave his creation the soul of a golden retriever puppy.

10/18/2015 1:45 PM PDT
People sometimes refer to bad fashion as a "hate crime," which isn't really using the phrase properly. This, though ... we have no good things to say about this.

So, for context, in case you think that Miley just awoke on the antisemitic side of the bed yesterday afternoon, James Franco is Jewish. But, you know how there's Judaism and there's just being, like, ethnically Jewish without the staunch religion part? Franco's the latter. Mostly. So, for a charity to raise youth interest in Alzheimer's -- which is a legit issue; it's a major killer and becoming more of an issue as more and more people live longer -- Seth Rogen threw a farcical bar mitzvah for him. Tickets were sold.

Sounds tasteful already, right? Well, naturally, Miley had to be involved. And ... we're very nearly speechless.

"Jewper HerozZZ" is not something that we ever want to read anywhere, ever again. We also never want to see anything like either of these images ever again.

That this isn't the worst thing that's happened to the Jewish community is about the nicest thing that we can say about this.

10/17/2015 11:00 AM PDT
Miley Cyrus has finally completed her transformation from America's sweetheart into Hannibal Lecter.

So here we see her feeding an adorable pig -- pigs reportedly make great pets, by the way, being both very intelligent omnivores. Great picture, right? Except no, not at all, because of course Miley had to ruin it with the caption.

"Pig Pig ❤️'s Veggie Bacon."

Now, we could use this as an opportunity to trash-talk veggie bacon, and we don't think that any species should be subjected to veggie bacon -- there's something about that in the Geneva Conventions, right? But instead we'd like to talk about feeding pets imitation meat flavored to taste like themselves. No, it isn't actual cannibalism because it's veggie bacon. But still.

That the pig doesn't know the significance of it is beside the point. Feed hufu to a room full of unsuspecting humans and see what kind of reaction you'll get.

For that matter, Miley want to read up on the myth of Tantalus. Twisted shenanigans like this have always been disturbing.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , celebrity pets