3/2/2015 10:00 AM PST
Do you guys remember a time when Miley Cyrus didn't trigger feelings of sadness and shame, of disappointment and ... well, wanting to shower? We do. And maybe girl's finding her way out of the woods, because there's no more super-short blonde hair, y'all.
Miley looks like she might be considering growing out the hair that reminds us solely of awkward, tongue-lolling twerking on Robin Thicke -- in both style and color -- and if it's not that? Well. Maybe she's just getting even lazier and amping up the not giving a crow about what folks think about her instead.
Check out the photos in the gallery to see Miley's many looks ... and just try to tell us that it wouldn't be nice to see her looking a little bit more like she might care about breaking free of her shoddy-as-of-late reputation. There's nothing like new beginnings after all.
2/18/2015 3:00 PM PST
It's really easy to look at Miley Cyrus and to completely dismiss her as a mindless, twerking little starlet, and that's because that's how she presents herself so much of the time. But really, deep down in her head, she actually thinks about stuff. And she actually has a way of communicating that stuff that's really kind of smart. Crazy, I know, but it's true. Let's just review this recent interview she did and check out how it went, all right?
On the public's perception of her:
“People like to judge me a lot of the time. I am refusing to be a certain way, or dress a certain way.”
“Females, oh god! I f---ing love them. Someone came up to me last night and was like, ‘Women f---ing love you,’ and I was like, ‘I f---ing love women, trust me.’ They are something so beautiful. This kind of sounds cheesy, but girls just rule. Because we have a sensitivity and passion you can’t find in other people. It’s in your demeanor as well. There are some good vibrations that come off women that men can’t – oh, I’m going to get in trouble here, right? I always do – but maybe it is [simply that] women are born complicated. We’re used to over-thinking everything. Like, physically, guys can just wake up in the morning and they throw on a T-shirt. We’ve been taught from the beginning that we have to think so much [about our appearance], and I think there’s something about me being comfortable with who I am without all that that [allows me to] do good things for younger women."
“Guy rappers grab their crotch all f---ing day and have hos around them, but no one talks about it. But if I grab my crotch and I have hot model b----es around me, I’m degrading women? I’m a woman, I should be able to have girls around me!”
“The world is in the prime of its feminine energy. I think there’s been a real twist [and] women are starting to feel that. We were talking about women’s rights last night and [someone said], ‘Women are more suppressed right now than ever before.’ Well, I don’t think so – I think we’re more free than we’ve ever been. I’m seeing it everywhere; young women are totally ready to come out of their shells, to take on the world. There’s a lot of talk about feminism – people want to take that word and make it a bad thing, but it’s the greatest thing ever! Of course you’re a feminist, you know?”
“This morning when I was driving here, it was early… You see people out and they’re paving the roads [and] cutting grass, and that’s their job – and our job is to put on some lipstick and get a picture taken! [Fame] is this huge honor, so you should take that honor and make something of it, that’s the only way you’re going to stay sane and keep it together.”
We need to give this lady a little more credit, huh? To be clear, she also should consider pulling it together just a little bit. But still, just look at Miley go!
2/10/2015 12:00 PM PST
Well, friends, it was only a matter of time, wasn't it? We should have known, what with all her crazy antics and how fast they escalated, that there was a good chance Miley Cyrus would somehow become involved with porn. And, wouldn't you know it, it's finally happened with this wacky little S&M-ish video. Yes, Miley's time has finally come.
You might have seen this video before, since it's something that Miley played for her Bangerz tour, but it's experiencing this lovely rebirth, because it's been submitted to the New York City Porn Film Festival. In case there's any confusion, the New York City Porn Film Festival is a festival that features a variety of pornographic films and encourages discussions about those films. It's a porn fest, OK? Man, our little Hannah Montana sure has grown up, huh?
Filed Under: Miley Cyrus
2/9/2015 4:00 AM PST
Miley Cyrus naturally grabbed somebody's private parts during last night's Grammys, but that's not even the surprising part.
No, what's surprising, first and foremost, is that her tongue's not lolling out of its mouth. That's a slight improvement. Second, however, is Katy Perry's face, because what is even happening in this picture? Did Katy get some special "treatments" in the days leading up to the awards show? Because dang -- that is one fearsome face.
1/23/2015 11:00 AM PST
Miley Cyrus needs to shut her ranting, raving mouth right now, because if you were able to make any sense of the above interview -- which was erratic at best; manic at worst, then you'll "understand" that the takeaway is that Miley is totally centered and not at all out of control. (Hint: she's wrong.)
You've got to see it to believe it -- this is one of the most bizarre sit-downs she's done in recent months, if not ever.
1/22/2015 5:00 AM PST
You know what would make people like you a little bit more, Miley? If you stopped being an obnoxious jackass all the time, always going for the big shocker, and failing miserably, because you do it so much. Transparency should be your middle name.
Miley Cyrus shared the above pic with the caption, "Do yiew tink if I push muah titties up I'll get mo followahhhzzzz?," and honestly, it's getting to the age where being a "wild & crazy kid" has nothing to do with it -- Miley Cyrus is going to be 23 years old this year, and do you know what others at the age of 23 were doing, like Adele or Taylor Swift? Well, you can bet your push-up bra that it isn't this kind of stuff.
This is the kind of stuff that's gonna burn us out on Miley ... and is gonna burn Miley, herself, out.
1/21/2015 7:00 AM PST
Because some things never change, Miley Cyrus is resorting to entertaining folks and promoting causes by throwing her tongue out of her mouth and slathering her saliva on every surface that's been nailed down, thus unable to move away from her.
Big ups to MAC for a noble cause, but Miley Cyrus, really? You couldn't get someone, dunno, a bit more serious about thing and a lot less ridiculous?