11/20/2014 6:00 AM PST


... And we only say that for one reason: it's because Miley Cyrus' new commercial for Italian lingerie company, Golden Lady, is kind of adorable. 

Yeah, that tongue is still lolling about, and she's doing her awkward drop-it-low moves, but all in all, her commercial for GL's "Rock Your Legs" line is pretty fetching. Could it be the presence of a new boyfriend that's making Miley's moves seem less desperate? Could be ... but we'll just pretend that Miley's on the uptick and surge it forth with positive thinking. It's gotta happen anyway, right? You know, someday? Let's make this be the start. 

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11/18/2014 4:00 AM PST
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Oh Miley ... if there's absolutely one thing we can count on from you, it's extreme absurdity, but in this case, we like it -- it's pretty funny, and LOL can you even imagine Miley Cyrus ever having a backside like the one above. No -- that's a joke; it's also a firm, firm 'no'. 

This is what Miley's sharing on her IG page, as if we needed another reason to "break the internet." How about we start a trend called "break the computers (with a hammer, y'all)" every single time a celebrity shows off an ass ... whether it's Kim Kardashian's or not? 

Come on, now, be honest: who's sick of seeing all the butts lately?

 









Too bad, so sad -- here's more: 

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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos , Instagram
11/10/2014 3:30 PM PST

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Liam Hemsworth
really dodged a bullet with that whole Miley Cyrus thing, huh? When he was proposed to her, she was basically still Hannah Montana, and if it was weird for us to watch her go through that gigantic transformation with the twerking and the drug references and all, just imagine what it was like for Liam.

In the time since they broke up, he's been pretty quiet on the subject, but he just opened up about it, and wouldn't you just love to hear how Jennifer Lawrence helped make things easier on his troubled heart?

"Being around someone like Jen, who is so honest and laughs all day long, I am forced to be in the right now. I'm much happier…I'm more comfortable in my own skin than I've ever been. For a few years I went down a path where I forgot to be in the moment."

He's talking, of course, about being with Jennifer while filming the "Hunger Games" movies, but man, wouldn't they be a gorgeous couple? Much more fitting, anyway, than Liam and Miley, and if she made him so happy ... that couple should happen, that's all. For the good of us all.

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11/4/2014 9:00 AM PST
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So rumor -- and photo -- have it that Miley Cyrus is dating Arnold Schwarzenegger's son, Patrick, and isn't that a surprise? Well, no, it shouldn't be all things considered: Patrick was allegedly connected to Taylor Swift while she was dating Conor Kennedy, and generally, it makes sense that certain people of an age group date all the same people at least two or three times. Katy Perry, John Mayer; John Mayer, Taylor Swift ... it's like All the Degrees of Kevin Bacon At Once around this bunch here, and so that's why we wouldn't be all that surprised if Miley were dating this kid. 

Though Miley's rep hasn't responded to dating questions, and Patrick's camp gave a traditional "no comment," there are still things purportedly happening behind the scenes, hence the above pic. 

The bigger question, however, is will a companion settle girlfriend down a little bit? Because you remember how classy and demure she was with Liam Hemsworth, and lots of folks -- us included -- thought that was the real Miley 'til the "real" Miley came out. Thoughts?

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11/3/2014 4:30 AM PST
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Guys, I know you're scared, and you're confused, and you might be a little hurt, but this is real life: that is a photo of Miley Cyrus, nearly completely covered up, and she is not smoking anything, nor is she grabbing her crotch. It's a photo in which she's not being lewd or desperate or "weird" in any way. And doesn't that blow your whole entire mind?

Miley posted this photo on Sunday, even, so it would seem like this look would be past the Halloween partying stage, and besides, she'd already posted her Halloween costume photos on Saturday. And sure, there's a chance that this could just be one more little costume, but there's also a chance that this is something new Miley is trying out. It's still a little silly, of course, but wouldn't you take this over her weed-themed onesie any day?

Verdict: love it! You're on the right track, girl (hopefully). Please don't screw this one up.










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10/30/2014 4:00 AM PDT
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The above shows Miley Cyrus being a characteristic hot mess, while her mom, Tish Cyrus, apparently took the high road and covered her damn self up ... but it's got nothing to do with age, because as you can see, Tish outclasses her daughter -- who's more than half her age -- without even a second thought. 

This is what Miley actually wore to the 2014 amfAR Inspiration Gala, a charity benefit for AIDS research, held in Los Angeles last night. 

Needless to say, it was not a good look for Miley. We're used to her ridiculous on-stage antics and bawdy getups, but taking it to the streets in a public setting where you have to, you know, encounter other folks, is a horse of another color. 

For comparison, here's what Rihanna -- who's positively demure when compared to Miley -- looked like at the gala:

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Now -- the most important question you'll ever answer about Miley (besides, you know, the obvious "WHY"):

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10/22/2014 12:30 PM PDT
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You've probably noticed by now that Miley Cyrus, for some strange, unfathomable reason, has this thing going on where she really likes to make herself look bad. Which, to a certain extent, is fine: she doesn't have to look pretty and happy all the time, if she feels more comfortable just sticking her tongue out for pictures, that's all her. But she's gotten to a point where she seems to be bragging about being a hot mess, what with all the talk of drinking so much she vomits, that kind of thing. We've had all that, and now we have this.

Miley posted that photo up there to her Instagram, and felt the need to explain her outfit:

wearing a skirt that got me lucky last time

Oh, wow, Miley, congratulations. You have sex, and seemingly casual sex at that! You must be so proud of how edgy and grown up you are. And the way it sounds like you don't even care, like you you said you "got lucky," man, you're like the biggest, baddest girl there ever was. We're all so impressed, Miley. Really, way to be a badass. You're, like, so mature.

Ugh. Ugh forever.

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