7/22/2014 4:00 AM PDT
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We don't presume to know the inner workings of Miley Cyrus' mind, but when we'd heard that she'd been the latest victim of a death hoax over the weekend, we rolled our eyes and kept on trucking, because we just know that nothing is ever going to take Miley Cyrus out. And if we're to take this upper photo for creed, then no, Miley's not dead, she's just been playing "throw me some beads, mister" with the cacti in the desert, and isn't that just so terribly Miley? 

Anyone ever see "The Doors" movie? You know, the one where Val Kilmer portrays Jim Morrison and he and a bunch of his trippy, unwashed friends go out for this psychedelic trip into the woods where all is learned and all is known through the tongue of a serpent's snake or whatever? That's probably what Miley was actually doing way out there, and decided to flash some tatas and tongue while in the process. And yeah -- even though you can't actually see her face, you just know that damn tongue is lolling out of its mouth like the all-knowing, power-consuming serpent that it is. 



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Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , hot photos , Photos , nudes
7/9/2014 4:00 AM PDT
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Word on the street has it that Liam Hemsworth's been making public statements -- well, statements allegedly overheard by the public; does that count? -- about Miley Cyrus and their dead relationship, and if his words are any indication that he misses her, or wants her back in his life, then we sure are in for a rude surprise, aren't we? 

See, Liam was alleged to have said that he and Miley "understood" everything about each other, "clicked," and had an "instantaneous and powerful connection." 

That's all well and good, and when Miley's trying to not, you know, be this new Miley all the time, she does seem like she'd be (or was) an interesting, mentally provocative person to be around, and maybe that was Liam's lease during the time of their relationship: to reel girlfriend in and keep her from flossing her vulva with sequins (ouch, sorry) in public, generally balancing out all that unstable wild. 

It's too bad they aren't together anymore, because who knows what could have been, but Liam, whatever he's doing, wherever he actually is, is way better off away from this mess, because he just doesn't need that kind of negative magnetism following him around while he's trying to be a Big Serious Actor.

And Miley? Gosh. Who could even imagine her redacting this over-the-top new persona that she's adopted so freely?

What a world.
7/8/2014 3:00 AM PDT
Warning: This video is most definitely NSFW, as it features fierce profanity, nudity, and Miley's shrill rebel yell. More, more, more, because we're bored, bored bored.

This is Miley Cyrus' latest collab with The Flaming Lips, who she's been long obsessed by, and the song is basically all about a girl (portrayed by Miley) who is in possession of JFK's brain, which holds the secret to the original LSD formula. While passed out, the brain is stolen from Miley, just before she wakes up on a bed full of pills scattered all willy nilly, and she begins freaking out because, duh, that goldurn ol' brain is gone. 

It's a really (really) strange video, and here's the thing: it's so awful, that not even the nudity or yelling will be the most visually offensive thing happening.

Sorry, man.

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7/7/2014 7:00 AM PDT
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"If it wasn't for Miley Cyrus, 2013 would've been a dull, dreary year. If you can't agree with that, then you're an idiot. ... Miley and me, we are just talking about [a collaboration] we will see. I am not pop but I have a lot of friends on social media and friends who are pop stars. There’s just not a lot of rock’n’roll girls out there, so for whatever reason [pop stars] look up to me. ... And I have a distinctive voice and it might sound cool if it’s the right song. I would work with Miley or Lana [Del Rey]. ... I am 50 this week, that’s just reality and it’s fine. As long as you look all right, you can still perform. If you get really fat or lose all your hair, you can’t just put on a baseball hat like guys can. They will forgive you all the drugs in the world but they will never forgive you getting fat." 

--Courtney Love on the idea of collaborating with Miley Cyrus, and equating fat with "unforgivable" in the celebrity world. What a terrible, terrible example the 49-year-old (turning 50 on Wednesday, July 9th, guys -- what did you get her for her birthday, huh? Maybe a new set of sense and sensibility?). Also, that bit about duetting with Lana Del Rey? Lana's probably reading this right now, crapping her pants over the very idea that Courtney -- the widow of the late Kurt Cobain, who Lana idolizes to the point of morbid cringe-worthiness -- would consider singing a little ditty with her. 

Courtney, you do rock. You do. You have an epic legacy of musical history just wafting behind you like an unwashed stink that even the most potent of antibacterial soaps can't touch, but duetting with Miley? Pretending like being "fat" (which you aren't) is a talent dealbreaker? Considering a song with someone who manically hero-worships your dead husband? You're getting a little strange in your "old age," girl, and maybe it's time to stop with the interviews and just keep doing the music, all right?  

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7/7/2014 5:00 AM PDT
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"I have to not make myself sick over it because that's what I did at first. I loved him so much. I really shut down more than I've ever let myself. ... I would just want [Floyd] to know that I'm doing [Floyd-dedicated performances onstage] for him." 

--Miley Cyrus during her recent 2-hour NBC special, which was basically a little bit about her "Bangerz" tour, and mostly about her poor, deceased dog, Floyd, who was killed by a coyote earlier this year.

Later on, Miley talks about how the universe only doles out famous-responsibility to those who can handle it (uh, Amy Winehouse? Kurt Cobain? Two people infinitely more talented and innovative than Miley, and apparently those poor folks couldn't handle the "responsibility" handed out by the universe), and she claims that she can: 

"The universe gives this responsibility to people who can handle it, and I believe I can handle it." 

Here's my question, though: why are we still even doing specials on Miley Cyrus anymore? Why bother when there's a whole slew of other artists out there who are actually breaking ground, not breaking the hearts of parents and young fans who realize that Hannah Montana isn't really Hannah Montana at all? 

Here are a few videos from from just last night that show just how far Miley's fallen since her heyday (and how creepily unfunny she's gotten, too): 








Boy. Case in uncomfortable point, huh?
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Photos , celebrity pets
7/1/2014 4:45 AM PDT
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Miley Cyrus has been sharing a whole lot of flattering (though bewigged, unfortunately) photos on her personal social media pages lately, but that doesn't mean that she's not still the same goofy pain in the ass that she's been for a long, long time now. 

These are the latest looks that Miley's shared, and if we're being honest with each other -- and her, of course -- then here's some real talk: Miley's "fake" looks are always so, so much better than what she really tries to pull off on a normal day (or, you know, during her God-awful stage performances), so maybe she should start being a little bit more "fake" and drop what she wants us to convince is "real." 

You've got so much to offer, Miley, and you're so cute -- quit ruining it with backwards-thong bodysuits and coated tongues, all right?

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6/30/2014 5:00 AM PDT
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Bet you'll never guess what Miley Cyrus spent essentially her whole dang weekend doing, y'all! She spent it crafting beaded jewelry in memory and honor of her late, great dog -- Floyd -- who was killed in a coyote attack earlier this spring, and making generally ... um, compelling shrines to the deceased animal.

... But since you're looking at this post, and you have eyes, then you can see that she did it rather stylishly, because isn't she just looking great these days? Her hair's growing out a little bit, and the baby-blonde platinum color she's working with is really great, but man, that shrine stuff. 

See it for yourself:

 

We're not going to say that all of this is inappropriate, because hey: it's none of our business the way that grief works for some people over certain events in their lives. No judgement, girl, none at all. But we will say that it's probably a really good thing that Miley's got a new dog, Emu -- with Floyd's blessing, of course -- and now maybe she'll be able to fully heal or something. 

Here's another shot, for you and for Floyd: 

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