Fergie Ferg is Going to Be Just the Best Mother Ever

So all of you guys know by now that Stacy Ferguson, otherwise known as "Fergie," is pregnant. She's pregnant, and it's a wonderful, inspiring story, because Fergie is a former meth addict, and if you've ever seen faces of meth, you know that meth users generally don't meet such bountiful, happy endings as becoming a celebrity, making tons of money, marrying a really hot dude, and then starting a family. It's super! 

However? Do you know what came out of Fergie's mouth the very second her pregnancy test came back positive that wasn't so super? Oh gosh, because it's this:

"This [bleep] just got real." 

This is literally a thing that a lady said when she found out that she was going to be the mother of a child in nine months. "This [bleep] just got real." One more time, just to let it sink in: "This [bleep] just got real." I know that Fergie's all cutting-edge and she's so 2008, while you're totally so 2000 and late, but is it ever OK to say, "This [bleep] just got real" when you're talking about a child? 

Like, OK. Maybe if she was saying, "This baby just got real." Or "This dream fantasy of mine just got real," that would be all well and good. But if you're bleeping something out, we're going to assume it's a profanity, and profanities and fetuses generally don't mix all that well, you feel me?

-Sarah Taylor