James Franco Is Silly, Thinks You're Silly If You Don't Want to See His Friend's Porn
James Franco, who is even harder to take seriously thanks to that ridiculous new hairstyle, is embarrassed. He's embarrassed of you, he's embarrassed of me, and he's embarrassed of this whole darn society that just isn't interested in seeing actual people have actual sex in our movies. The shame!
As James explains, his friend made a movie called I Want Your Love, and it's been banned in Australia. But James doesn't do a super job explaining that the reason the film was banned wasn't just because of a sex scene, but because of a sex scene that consisted of six full minutes of two people having actual, real sex. Pretty prevalent detail, dude.
And can I just take a minute to LOL all over his argument that this wouldn't be a big deal if the movie featured violence instead of sex? LOL! The issue isn't just sex, bro, and if the movie featured people getting hit or stabbed or whatever for real, I'm pretty sure that would be a problem too.
Change your shirt and get a clue, Franco, then we'll talk.