Jay Baruchel is Alone and Heartbroken, "Naturally"

His words, of course, not mine. Far be it for me to mock someone's relationship angst and call it melodramatic, because that's just not nice, and I'm nothing if not nice. I mean, nice. 

Seriously, though, Jay Baruchel (who some of you might know from "Tropic Thunder" and who some of you, like me, might know from "Are You Afraid of the Dark") and Alison Pill are finished with their two-year romance. If that face on him up there is any kind of indication that maybe he's not the most fun person to deal with in relationships or life, then I guess I could say I'm not surprised by this turn of events.  

On Twitter, Jay himself said, "Alone again, naturally. Heartbroken. I won't be on twitter for awhile gang. Getting dumped rules." The Tweet was, of course, deleted later on. 

But Jay oh Jay. I'm sure there's probably tons of ladies out there probably just dying to stand next to your unhappy-looking face. Don't sweat it! I mean, what special lady wouldn't want to feel like she's single-handedly able to ruin your whole entire life just by being in the general vicinity? That face! 

-Sarah Taylor