Quotables: Halle Berry Thinks the Best Place for Perfume is Between Your Legs
"You don't put perfume on the palm of your hand! ... The way you're supposed to wear fragrance, you're supposed to spray it in between your thighs. Then it heats up and the aroma rises up all day long. And when you hug somebody you don't leave your sent on them. That's true. That's how you're supposed to wear it."
--Halle Berry to Conan O'Brien on - oh God - where she puts perfume every day before she leaves the house.
Does that trouble any of you? Because really, it's a troubling, troubling thing to imagine Halle Berry spraying her ladybits region with eau de whatever, and the only thing maybe more troubling to consider is where that smell originates from when you hug her - if you hug her from now on.
Glad to be able to put that visual into your heads, guys, and I'll bet Halle is, too.