Hey, Did You Hear Those Rumors About Emma Watson in "50 Shades of Grey"?

Chances are that you've heard a good deal about the "50 Shades of Grey" book and all the bondage hilarity it contains within. You might have even read the gripping tale of that lovable clumsy virgin, Anastasia Steele, and her seriously damaged, mentally abusive millionaire lover, Christian Grey. You might be waiting on pins and needles for any news of the movie adaptation to be released. And you might have even gotten super, super excited about all those rumors that started up recently about the darling Emma Watson scoring the leading role.

But oh gosh, you guys, really? None of you seriously thought that Emma Watson would do "50 Shades of Grey," did you? Like, deep down in your heart, you didn't really think that, right? Please say that you didn't really think that.

And if you did, Emma Watson is very disappointed in you:

Who here actually thinks I would do 50 Shades of Grey as a movie? Like really. For real. In real life.

— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) March 17, 2013

So stop all this nonsense and start thinking up some realistic casting ideas, all right? Like Mischa Barton or Lindsay Lohan. Start there. Because you don't put all your eggs in one basket, especially when your eggs are golden and your basket is really poorly written.

--Emily Trainham