Eva Mendes Tested Out a Shock Collar On Herself, Is Possibly Not So Bright
3/21/2013 10:00 AM PDT
It's not that Eva Mendes isn't that bright for testing out the shock collar on herself - if she's going to put something like that on her dog, it's actually kind of admirable that she checked out how it felt first - it's just that she's not that bright in general. Like there's just this weird kind of vacant look in her eyes, do you see it? And people laughed at the thing about her dog's breed - her actual dog didn't go after Osama, har har - but it's probably not even a joke. Probably she just laughed because other people were laughing and she didn't know what else to do.
"At least she's pretty," Ryan Gosling likely tells himself as he broods on what his life has become. "At least she's very, very pretty."
--Emily Trainham
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