Quotables: Shakira Sweetly Wants to Breastfeed for the Rest of Her Son's Whole Life
"Breastfeeding has been one of the best experiences of my life. I love it! I can’t stop! I think I’m going to breastfeed him until he goes to college! I’m hooked!"
--Shakira on breastfeeding her infant son, Milan, who's four months old now, and isn't she just the most adorable new mom ever?
See, it's a choice and a preference like anything else. Some people aren't into the whole breastfeeding thing, and some people are just like Shakira and want to feed their child from their mammary glands until the child's second teeth come in and it's almost time for braces. ... Come to think of it, why don't we go ahead and put a proposition out there to Shakira, encouraging her to breastfeed until her son goes to college, or wherever he's going to be when he's eighteen or nineteen years old and on his own. It'd probably be a really fun Guinness Book thing to do, since apparently no record like that currently exists.
Not only could Shakira be the very best "Voice" judge who ever existed -- because man, that Adam Levine, right? -- she could also be the Most Adorable Mother to Exist Who Also Has the Luckiest Baby/Child/Adult Son in the Whole Entire World, too! Her hips didn't lie, so why should her nips lie, either?