Snooki Has a Diabolical Plan to Flood the World With Little Tiny Snookis

5/31/2013 12:00 PM PDT
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There are a lot of mixed feelings about Snooki -- some people think she's adorable, some people think she's a tiny booze-filled plague on our society ... so let's take a moment to clear things up, all right? Snooki is wonderful. She's sweet and funny and smart, or, well, smart in her own way. She tries. She's just cute, all right, guys? Just love her. Do yourself that favor and love her. 

Oh, and love her horde of babies! She wants to have three more, so she'll ideally have four babies total. Isn't that darling? She wants four babies that will while away the days in the house that she and her tiny fiance Jionni are having built. It will hopefully be a reality show, and it will hopefully get started soon, since Snooki is apparently having all these pregnancy scares up in Jersey:

"I actually thought I was pregnant, like, last week. I got excited! I wasn't. I thought I was pregnant [and] I took a test and me and Jionni were like, 'Oh my god, not again!' But I actually got really excited and then we weren't. Now I kind of want one!"

Oh, Snooki, have one! And then have another, and then another, and then another, and then a few more. And then conquer the world with your tiny army. And then make another reality show. Especially that last thing, though. 

--Emily Trainham
Filed Under:  Snooki , babies

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Comments

Tracy
541 days ago

What the hell is wrong with her face? Cheek implants and new teeth?

Dana
541 days ago

Her face structure looks weird, kind of off. It's unsettling.

Issa bout the craft
541 days ago

someone Amanda Byness should tweet about and call Ugly..

Areader
541 days ago

Snooks' Veneers are too big, they goofed on her about on her show. She needs to gain a little weight. As far as not being smart....the laughs on those who think that! Snooks is very intelligent!

Jennifer Owen
541 days ago

tanning is making her look so old

truth
541 days ago

Snooki please give that poor horse his teeth back.

Reina Schuldiner
541 days ago

Face is too long and small for so much long hair

jenna
541 days ago

those damn teeth are retarded

Tori
540 days ago

She looks absolutely awful after loosing so much weight,she doesn't look anything like herself anymore and that's not in a good way!

Your Daddy
540 days ago

It's the dentures, she is als got the eating disorder again, happened to Deena too, so young to be needing dentures, such ashame!