Hey, Look How Classy Farrah Abraham is at This Porn Convention!

6/1/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by
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That was a big, sad joke guys -- of course Farrah Abraham doesn't look classy, because first, it's Farrah Abraham, and second, unless you're Gwyneth Paltrow trying to start some new, trashy trend, hanging out at skin flick conventions doesn't exactly scream "Class!" No, it screams something that sounds an awful lot like "Shame!" or "Gross!" or "Herpes!" and the like. 

There's not much more happening here, friends, other than Farrah Abraham being a creepy creeperson and appropriately wearing a pearl necklace to an expo where sex on camera and bleaching various reproductive organs is a prevalent thing. If you don't know what said pearl necklace is, be warned -- the following link isn't for the faint of heart, or for the easily offended. Or for work. That either. God only knows what your boss would say if you were Googling pearl necklaces, heck. The link is most certainly NSFW, even though it's just a Wiki link, so don't say you weren't warned!

Get on with your bad self, Farrah. ... No, really -- get on. Like, out of here. Forever, preferably, alright? 
Filed Under:  fashion & beauty

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Hipp-Ee-Chik
511 days ago

This girl is an empty headed,nasty fame chaser. She's not a good mom,her and her family have some serious mental health issues in my opinion. And makes a complete whore out of herself on the back of being pregnant as a teenager and now in a few years her daughter Sofia can Google her and see her mom getting screwed by a porn star and her appearances at strip clubs,porn conventions and who knows what else. Everyone is sick of seeing this train wreck and I am at the top of that list.

Areader
511 days ago

At first I thought Farrah Abraham was thinking she would follow in Kim Kardashian's foot steps in terms of how the Kardashian clan parlayed Kim's sex tape into an empire, however, after reading this I wonder. Granted, Kim Kardashian's sex tape brought the Kardashian family to mega riches and fame, that said, Kim would never appear at a porn convention!

Puzzled
511 days ago

Stop giving this whore press... She isn't worthy of it...

Squattmunki
511 days ago

Dammit I was forewarned and I looked at the link anyways. Gross indeed Farrah. Have you no shame? She's never gonna be married.

Chaz
511 days ago

Well, at least it wasn't a "Dirty Sanchez" a "Cleveland Steamer" a "Donkey Punch" or "Felching." My apologies in advance to those readers curious enough to look those terms up.......

Steve
511 days ago

I'm still waiting for Farrah price lists for Blow????? Behind??????
On Hop?????? three some??????

TURKEYGIRL
511 days ago

She will be a full on porn star.

Lena
511 days ago

The idiot, the hooka is not even on. Stupid...

Chaz
510 days ago

Sarah, one is curious as to what your boss said about Googling "pearl necklace"

Puzzled
510 days ago

All she's showing off is her herpes and now she's sharing them... Whore...

Issa bout the craft
510 days ago

somehow a second of third movie doesnt sound imposible..sounds probable..

filmlove
510 days ago

Given her recent activities, I thought perhaps she got a toilet paper endorsement.

carmen
510 days ago

GIRL, YOU ARE A HOARE.

Sara
510 days ago

I bet she took her daughter and father. This girl seriously needs to get bitch slapped back into reality.

chili
510 days ago

can you please remove her pic, she cant cover ugly with a ton of make-up. she needs to sue the surgeon who did her implants(nose,chin and especially her boobs), if she looks like that now i can just imagine how UGLY she looked before..

dumb
510 days ago

Can we stop making this attention seeking fame whore relevant and stop writing articles about her?

yessica more
510 days ago

so sad she does even think how will this affect her daughter

Nudgie
510 days ago

What did that wrist band say? "DOESANAL"?

Evelyn James
509 days ago

Hey so, I don't mind that you keep writing about this chick, that's fine and whatever. It's kind of entertaining and I like how it's written - the humor is dead-on and awesome. But as someone who does marketing/blogging within a pretty rad porn-coverage company, please watch the slamming of the industry. Understanding the goal was to trash her, there are some pretty amazing people within the community and no one ever said they take themselves seriously. But please, when you cover Exxxotica or another major convention, take it easy on how you phrase it. "No, it screams something that sounds an awful lot like "Shame!" or "Gross!" or "Herpes!" and the like" offends a whole lot of people more than just Fabers up there.

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davinci
509 days ago

just looking at this girl makes my urine stream burn.

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