Prepare For the Most Obnoxious Friendship of All Time
No, but really -- is there a more awful yet totally likely friendship than that of Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow? Because Taylor Swift is now such good friends with Gwyneth Paltrow that it's gotten to the point where she's visiting Gwynnie at her London home. I know -- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
During a recent performance stopover in London, Taylor managed to squeeze in some good, old-fashioned girl time, and with it, probably triggered a whole plethora of rumors about the status of Gwyneth and Chris Martin's marriage.
They've been "friends" for "years," but Taylor visiting Gwyn in her home is a totally different ballgame. Maybe Taylor's there to help her go through a breakup or something -- that's basically what she does, right? That thing when she hung out for the whole entire day with Kristen Stewart? Probably totally helping her get through her breakup with Robert Pattinson.
There's so many different things that could be happening behind the scenes, guys, but one thing is for sure -- if Taylor Swift is hanging out with you, chances are you're going through -- or headed for -- a breakup. It's plain as the nose on anybody's aristocratic face.