Lucky for You, Taylor Swift is a Singer and Not a Cop
Aww, did you guys know? If Taylor Swift wasn't a worldwide pop star/gee-tar sensation, she'd be a cop! Or an interior designer! Either or, since, you know, they're basically interchangeable professions. Oh, wait. No. That's not right.
Really, though, here's Taylor talking about her dreams, guys. Enjoy it:
"I’d be an interior designer or a detective — but I don’t think I’d be a good detective. I just watch all of those crime shows. Anything that has a slight premise of being a crime show, I’m on it."
Neat, right? It's always so much fun to see what professions celebrities might have otherwise chosen had they not become famous. But see, Taylor's way wrong about something though -- she'd actually make a freaking fantastic detective, because let's be all shades of real right now: detectives are essentially professional stalkers, aren't they? Isn't that what's really happening there?
Check out some of Taylor's other conquests in the gallery.