Y'All Know You Want to Hear About Russell Brand's Orgasms

6/11/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by
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Everybody knows that Russell Brand is way into sex and all, but have you ever wondered how many orgasms he's had in a day? If so, then congratulations, friends, you've got a lot of time on your hands, and even though you've twisted our pure and platonic love for this man into something voyeuristic and sinful, you've been rewarded for your lustful thoughts. Because Russell answered your question:

"Once in Dublin... nine... not even in a day, an evening, I felt exhausted the next day. After I came off drugs, I had a lot of energy that needed to go somewhere, and I thought... that way. But you've got to make sure everyone is happy. I think that that person you're having sex with must have an orgasm first, or you're not fulfilling your duty as a man."

Well, OK. Now that we what Russell Brand is capable of, do you love him any more? Not in a sexual way, just in a "Wow, what a determined and considerate gentleman" way. You do, right? Because he's the best.
Filed Under:  Russell Brand , Interview

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Comments

homo
531 days ago

russ has never been funny he lies he sucks and nobody cares

michelle
531 days ago

Lol good read, nice to know that there are still gentlemen out there!!! Lol

Kestrel
531 days ago

ARGH these things drive me crazy! Who has sex WITHOUT that plan? Why do so many Fun Fearless Cosmo girls talk about their vibe collection but not about how to DEMAND satisfaction from their partner? I have been married a loooong time and I can assure you that having your needs met doesn't ruin a relationship. When a man doesn't finish and decides to get up and waltz into the kitchen for ice cream is when the standard for equality in sex will change. If he wouldn't do that, neither should you. My husband says he isn't done until I can't feel my legs. ;)
It really amazes me that we OK'd having multiple partners, taking control of contraception, trying all sorts of things and owning toys, sexting, videos, etc but we haven't come to the point of not allowing a man to simply roll over when he is done. Basically, if you are just masturbating later on by yourself (intercourse is foreplay?), you have just provided a service to that man. Hope he left you some money on the nightstand on his way out.

Fido
531 days ago

Ick. I wouldn't have sex with him if he paid me.

gina
531 days ago

I think hes sexy...something about him...I like funny guys.