Y'All Know You Want to Hear About Russell Brand's Orgasms
Everybody knows that Russell Brand is way into sex and all, but have you ever wondered how many orgasms he's had in a day? If so, then congratulations, friends, you've got a lot of time on your hands, and even though you've twisted our pure and platonic love for this man into something voyeuristic and sinful, you've been rewarded for your lustful thoughts. Because Russell answered your question:
"Once in Dublin... nine... not even in a day, an evening, I felt exhausted the next day. After I came off drugs, I had a lot of energy that needed to go somewhere, and I thought... that way. But you've got to make sure everyone is happy. I think that that person you're having sex with must have an orgasm first, or you're not fulfilling your duty as a man."
Well, OK. Now that we what Russell Brand is capable of, do you love him any more? Not in a sexual way, just in a "Wow, what a determined and considerate gentleman" way. You do, right? Because he's the best.