Salma Hayek Just Said the Wrong Thing Again
"I gained so much weight, I got an opportunity to see myself completely disfigured in many different ways -- for a very good reason -- and I don't regret it for a second. That's when I started appreciating my body. The things that I used to criticize, they were not that bad after all."
See? You're like, "Oh, that's nice, that she learned to not criticize her body, because it's obviously amazing," but then you're like "Hold up, did she seriously just call herself disfigured?" Because in most circles, disfigurement is something different than that. People who are in horrible accidents are the ones who become disfigured, not women who grow babies in their bodies. Usually that's just called "pregnancy."
We're not mad, all right, Salma? But you can do better. We know you can.