GALLERY: Courtney Stodden's New DD Boobs ... Well, They Don't Look Good, Guys

6/19/2013 10:15 AM PDT, by
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Here it is, guys -- the moment you've all some of you've waited for: every single photo ever (except the actual surgery photos, because ICK) of Courtney Stodden's brand-new DD-cup breast implants and man, are they ever big. 

Click your way through the ample gallery, but don't say you haven't been warned -- the following photos contain gratuitous cleavage, squeezing, poking, prodding, and general showing off of tatas that make Courtney appear even more top-heavy than ever before.

In other words? Enjoy, y'all.

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Meg
491 days ago

Here's the "are my tata's too big for my body" test. When you strike a limbo pose and your breasts look like two rigid gumdrops atop a Barbie's chest, they are WAY TOO BIG!

Emma
491 days ago

Honestly? I'm glad, now she can stop painting her cleave in and having all of her actual boob on top of the bra and socks inside. this is way better than the alternative. Shes still gross and hes still even grosser though.

Areader
491 days ago

Oh brother!

Dante Jordan
491 days ago

Bigger is better. In all arenas. That's why I like fat chicks. Okay bye.

Meg
491 days ago

Now, now. Let's be factual here. Here abs were painted on, her cleavage was orchestrated by an elaborate rope and pully system hidden inside her Victoria's Secret bra.

Queasy
491 days ago

I wonder if she fell off those stupid heels and landed on her boobs, would she bounce upright straight away?
And anyone I know who has had a boob job has had to wear a big old support sports bra for weeks afterwards, what has it been for her, a hot minute!?

Linda Mignone
491 days ago

Had to look. Needed a good laugh. Got one!

Patty
491 days ago

She's a joke.

HollyHObby
491 days ago

OMG @Queesy I made that mistake after getting mine done--I took the bandages off too soon and oh, the pain of the swelling! When I look at Courtney's tatas, that's all I see--pain and swelling!

She has a nice body or whatever, but she looks like a straight-up porn star--and not a "classier" one, but the one who has to do all the nasty scenes. I don't really see that she has anything that every fifth girl in LA has--fake blond hair, giant fake boobs, eight-inch platform shoes, and a daddy complex.

jay
491 days ago

You really have to wonder about this couple. He is a minor star at very best, she seems to want to have it all at someone elses expense, bottom line is that he is an older guy who is on the razors edge of morality and she is just duped into thinking he will get her somewhere.

The world is full of Paris', Coco's, Lindseys, and now, Courtney's. All examples of what not to do in life. She was beautiful to begin with, the lack of esteem runs down her leg...

mistechal mistechal
491 days ago

Ok, so I am an older lady,with grown children, so perhaps that is why I think that some of these photos are some of the nicest photos that I've seen of this young woman. She really is a pretty girl, but she does use makeup to look much older than her years. She has a lovely figure, and works hard to look good for the camera, but lastly, the little dog is just wonderful. (Italian Greyhound?) I wonder where the Chinese Crested is? Anyone who loves animals as much as Courtney does, can't be all bad ! I don't know what she is aiming for , movie deal? reality star ? but best wishes for success to her.

atomicpeach
491 days ago

What exactly does she do other than pose for pics all the time? Why is she famous? Is it because of her creeper husband? When I look at her, all I see is a generic blonde with bolt-on bewbs. Nothing unique at all.

MIKE
491 days ago

Her so called husband is and looks like a "CHILD MOLESTER!"

darling.cruella
491 days ago

El grosso.

CJ
491 days ago

Gee for someone who thinks they look terrible, you sure took a lot of pictures of them. They look pretty good for just having been done. Once they settle they'll probably look really good. Why do you care what she does to HER body. If it makes her feel good, congrats to her. It seems too many people these days are worried about OTHER people's bodies instead of worrying about their own. Seems the author might be a wee bit jealous of Courtney. I bet she said the same thing about Heidi Montag and Heidi looks beautiful. To each his own right? If you don't like the way someone else looks, you're free not to look at them or try to look like them right....and keep your trap shut about it.

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Tony
491 days ago

Hell YA !!!!

Delaware JT
491 days ago

WHO F--KING CARES ABOUT THIS WHORE,HER HUSBAND IS A JOKE.

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Pink
491 days ago

Their relationship is sooo creepy, he being father time and all, yuck, throw up.

Tiffany
491 days ago

God she is gross.

Fido
491 days ago

As much as I can't stand this couple, I might just be a tiny bit jealous of her bod (minus the fake tatas)

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