Justin "Irresponsible Pet Owner" Bieber DID Get a Cat, And Now He's Forcing Her to Tweet His Propaganda
What a tragic tale this is, friends. Justin Bieber, who is basically the most irresponsible pet owner ever, got a poor little kitty cat. We thought he might have last month when he started Instagramming all these pictures of the poor animal, but now it's been confirmed. It's been confirmed because Justin started a Twitter account, just for the cat. And there aren't enough "ugh"s in the world.
Here, check out some of the weird things Justin feels comfortable saying through the tweets of that poor, poor cat:
let's prove people that bieber's cat have swag. RT and follow me #meow— Tuts the cat (@mrsgarfieldx) May 27, 2013
i have a better life than you and i'm a cat.— Tuts the cat (@mrsgarfieldx) May 27, 2013
justin smells so good— Tuts the cat (@mrsgarfieldx) June 16, 2013
can i make you smile?— Tuts the cat (@mrsgarfieldx) June 18, 2013
This is a dark time, and that's something that you need to be aware of. It started when Justin carried his poor little hamster all around the land (rodents don't travel well, read a book, god), and it began with the great German monkey debacle of just a few months ago, and now here we are. It's OK to be frightened, but don't let your guard down. Not now, when this darkness is so near.
i'm so fat— Tuts the cat (@mrsgarfieldx) June 18, 2013