Justin "Irresponsible Pet Owner" Bieber DID Get a Cat, And Now He's Forcing Her to Tweet His Propaganda

6/19/2013 8:00 AM PDT, by
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What a tragic tale this is, friends. Justin Bieber, who is basically the most irresponsible pet owner ever, got a poor little kitty cat. We thought he might have last month when he started Instagramming all these pictures of the poor animal, but now it's been confirmed. It's been confirmed because Justin started a Twitter account, just for the cat. And there aren't enough "ugh"s in the world.

Here, check out some of the weird things Justin feels comfortable saying through the tweets of that poor, poor cat: This is a dark time, and that's something that you need to be aware of. It started when Justin carried his poor little hamster all around the land (rodents don't travel well, read a book, god), and it began with the great German monkey debacle of just a few months ago, and now here we are. It's OK to be frightened, but don't let your guard down. Not now, when this darkness is so near.
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Adena
525 days ago

Let me add one more "ugh"! Im so sick of hearing about all of his stupidity. Has Justin
ever done anything good like charity? Maybe he should just focus on trying to behave like a “normal“ person for the time being! Haha

Bec215
525 days ago

The male Paris Hilton. Lovely.

mistechal mistechal
525 days ago

As a nearby neighbour, ( Stratford, Ontario) , I apologize for this out of control kid. But just look at the parents!! Sadly, even if he grew up with good parents, if you give a kid this much money, and fame so young, and it happens so fast,then surround him with the worst people, (money making) handlers, then this is the inevitable outcome. This kid is an idiot, and in 20 years time, he will look back on this time in his life and cringe. Just remember haters, Avril was once a thorn in our sides, and now... has been !