Amanda Bynes is Getting Weirder, Weirdly Explains Her Weird Behavior Through Weird Comments

6/20/2013 12:00 PM PDT, by
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Man, what a relief, right? For the past several months, we've been watching Amanda Bynes get stranger and stranger, posting weird photos on social media, introducing the concept of vagina murder, and locking herself in public rooms. It's been a crazy ride, that's for sure, but you know what? It's all over! Amanda took the time to explain what's been going on and why she's been acting the way she has. She also sets the record (LOL) straight on those rumors of her record deal. She explained everything in a long series of tweets last night:

I never spoke to anyone at Chinga Changa Records. I got an offer for a bigger record deal that I'm taking as soon I get my surgeries!

I was born with a webbing in between my eyes. That was a birth defect that I had surgically removed! I've never been more excited! Now I need a few more surgeries to shave the bridge down to correct the rest of my nose so I can start the next chapter of my career! Music!

I consider myself to be a hero to have suffered 27 years with a birth defect and to just now have it surgically removed! I had to share my story with you so the media would stop using old photos of me and stop writing lies about me having odd behavior when I was just embarrassed to share the fact that I had a birth defect. As soon as I had it removed I couldn't wait to talk about it! 

I'm having my next surgery on Saturday! My doctors are heroes who also correct kids who have cleft lip - something as traumatic as webbing in between your eyes!

I wanted to share my story with you to prove that I'm not crazy, I was just embarrassed. Surgery is a complete miracle for me - nothing can hold you back from living out your dreams. There's a surgery for everything that's wrong with you!

All right, so that's it, the whole reason she's been acting weird is because of her birth defect, and she's basically a hero and also WHAT WEBBING?! What is she talking about? Is this one of those things where there's a really minor flaw that's unnoticeable to everyone else in the world, but really significant to the person who has it? Is this even a real issue at all? Probably not, since she compared it to having cleft lip, huh?

That Amanda Bynes. Just when you think you've got her figured out, she calls "birth defect." She's like the wind. 

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Amber
459 days ago

She is so.. weird..

Adena
459 days ago

Hahaha omg this article is HILAR!!!! I read those tweets last nite and was like hero!?!?! What a horrible example to set for young ppl. I truly hope that people with actual birth defects were not upset by her comments. Amanda is a beautiful girl who has a nicer body than me and needs to shut the F up!

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MLB
459 days ago

So wait.. maybe my husband doesn't clean up after his breakfast because he has webbed toes? I thought he was lazy but he's a HERO!

Chrissy O
459 days ago

Not only is this brat crazy she is also ignorant. How dare she compare her condition to those with a cleft lip. She is clueless.

CJ
459 days ago

How dare she compare her webbing to a child with a cleft lip. Not only is she crazy she is also ignorant.

Adam
459 days ago

Don't Care, she can be as weird as she wants! Look at them t**ties!!!

Newsgal
459 days ago

What in the world does she mean? How would we even look this up on Web MD? ?

kita
458 days ago

she is SO deluisional...i mean..to compare the "webbing" that apparently only she could see, to a frickin CLEFT PALATE??? is she serious?? and then, even if she DID have a disfigurement, most people that are born disfigured in some way have more of a tolerance for others who have disfigurements..but u hear her everyday calling someone ugly?? but she's a hero? she's brave? she's an idiot

Lisa Del Fante
458 days ago

This girl needs help ASAP

XYX
458 days ago

POOR GIRL, SHE'S A VICTIM OF MIND CONTROL. VIGILANT CITIZEN.COM HAS A VERY GOOD ARTICLE ON HER.

Kita
458 days ago

she is SO deluisional...i mean..to compare the "webbing" that apparently only she could see, to a frickin CLEFT PALATE??? is she serious?? and then, even if she DID have a disfigurement, most people that are born disfigured in some way have more of a tolerance for others who have disfigurements..but u hear her everyday calling someone ugly?? but she's a hero? she's brave? she's an idiot

Pamela
458 days ago

She is actually so funny, even though she doesn't mean to be and is actually totally weird.