That Wacky Miley Cyrus Needs to Talk to You About Drugs

6/20/2013 10:00 AM PDT, by
For a couple of years now, it's been a rumor that Miley Cyrus enjoys herself some marijuana from time to time. And you know what? That's OK. She's done far worse things than weed -- for instance, her new music video is way, way worse for her reputation than any photo of her with a joint could ever be. In this day and age, marijuana just isn't that huge a deal (and by "this day and age," of course we mean "in this horrible generation of meth").

In fact, according to Miley, good, old fashioned booze is way worse for you than that wacky tobbacky. Here's what she said when she was asked about smoking:

"I did a song with Snoop Dogg called 'Ashtrays and Heartbreaks,' so people can put it together for themselves. I think alcohol is way more dangerous than marijuana – people can be mad at me for saying that, but I don't care. I've seen a lot of people spiral down with alcohol, but I've never seen that happen with weed. As long as it isn't illegal, there are far more dangerous things. And it's legal in the state of California. So I'm happy to live in California, a place where you can be whoever you want to be." 

And while we're talking about drugs, let's go ahead and see what Miley has to say about that "We Can't Stop" atrociousness, particularly that line where it really kind of sounds like she's singing about dancing with molly:

"I have an accent! So when I say 'Miley,' it must sound like 'molly.' You're not allowed to say 'molly' on the radio, so it obviously says 'Miley.' I knew people were gonna wonder what I'm saying in that song. People refer to [cocaine] as 'Miley Cyrus.' My name is used in hip-hop songs to mean that. So even if I'm saying 'Miley,' people could still find something wrong with it."

Yeah, that's fair. She probably is saying Miley, sure. But you know what's weird? People are so concerned about the Miley vs. molly debate that they're not even noticing the part about "everyone in line in the bathroom, trying to get a line in the bathroom." And guys, that's almost definitely about drugs. So if you're choosing to spend your time getting outraged by a scandalous lyric in a Miley Cyrus song, maybe focus your attention towards that part.

Actually, just everybody focus your attention to that horrible music video. That is, without question, the most offensive thing of all.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Interview

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1070 days ago

Miley is a cancer. She is a horrible person and is only famous cause of her achey breaky daddy. Go away girl. Just go. Too many double standards in this country...

1070 days ago

my gah, let the girl be who she wants to be. everyone has different styles and different personalities.

1070 days ago

Can we say whiplash? The video is a very very obvious attempt to slam the door (and lock it and throw the key in the ocean) on Hannah; and good for her. Even if you feel it is over the top you have to at least give her credit for a credible attempt. All the transformations she has done in the past year have lead up to this...and the girl does it with style and talent! Unlike some nameless wanna-bieb who behaves like a spoiled entitled dangerous brat every time you turn around.

Way to go Miley!!

1070 days ago

At first Miley was this cute little girl with a little bit of talent. Children looked up to her, but now is not the time for her to be a role model. Parents need to be role models for their own children because celebrities will let them down because the bottom line is they are only human just like the rest of us. They might have more money, but they are no different than us.

1070 days ago

I agree alcohol is bad but I don't agree with her on marijuana. Just look at The Bieb. Once he started smoking joints he turned into a loser. He must smoke a dozen joints a day now based on how he acts. So kids, don't drink or do drugs. All of them can get you into bigger problems.