Watch Madonna Embarrass Herself, Or as She Calls It, "Booty Pop"
There are so many things that are wrong with this video, but you know what? You still can't look away. No, even as you watch the camera move up Madonna's body, documenting her "booty pop, booty pop, booty booty booty pop," even as your entire soul floods with embarrassment and secondhand shame, you can't look away. Not even when the camera gets to Madonna's silly face so you can see her mouth rhythmically spit out "yeah, yeah, I'm addicted to the sweat." It's just like a train wreck, except this train is a dumb old pop star who just can't let her star fade gracefully.
So here you go, guys. Don't say we never gave you anything.