Something Strange is Happening to Courtney Stodden's Teats

6/24/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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And no, it's not just the fact that she's giving us "Wanna fork me?" suggestions on her social media pages, nor is it because it's amazing how she's even able to stand up straight for how top-heavy she is and for how tottery her stupid platform heels always are. No, those are considerations for a different day, because today, we're gonna talk about how Courtney Stodden's boobs look crazy. They look nuts. 

Look at the one that's most defined and tell me that it doesn't, already, look crazily deformed. They look like old-fashioned gunshells. They look like .,. well, melted taffy is another comparison. 

Is this the look you were going for, girl? If it was, OK, but if not, you should talk to someone about doing something about this, friend, because it's just not right. 


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bob
543 days ago

she has always stuffed her bras, guess she still does even with the idiotic implants.

go back and look at the old pics, you can clearly see 2 bulges 1 for boob and a second for stuffing.

QueenB
543 days ago

Her mouth is weird and teeth are horrible! Money better spent on getting her teeth done.

Cheryl
543 days ago

They look "high" and strange because she just got the surgery, and that's normal. They will "drop" over the following several months and start to look more human. She still won't look human though....

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Puzzled
543 days ago

This skank has NO reason to even be getting any kind of press. She has no talents other than obviously pleasuring her grandfa----uhhhh----husband. So what if she screwed her way into marrying a pedophile. Should ANYONE even care about what this slut does? I mean, come on now. This really is going too far. first you people shove THIS no talent down our throats, then the other total useless waste of human (kind of) flesh called Farrah Abraham. This really has to stop. I'm not saying celebrities have to be prefect, but at least the people choosing who becomes a celebrity would think with their brains instead of their penises. Stodden is a useless, no talent skank. WHAT has she done to become famous? Really!!

Jacqui
543 days ago

Oh yeah...that's real sexy. Just what I want... white hair, square- ginormous-globe breasts, black spiders for eyelashes, and superiorly horribly-colored lips. Oooo, I'm sooo jealous!

Jocelyn
543 days ago

Those are the grossest boobs I've ever seen!

David
543 days ago

As for the unevenness of her boobs...sometimes, there has to be an adjustment made after they settle into position..I've seen this happen with several ladies I have know with augmented breasts. Don't pre-judge her yet..she's still pretty hot, even though she's married to Daddy... :-(

PhillyJ
543 days ago

Just do some friggin porn already jeez

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CJ
543 days ago

Oh my God Sarah Taylor would you stop writing about this woman's breasts?? Holy crap do you spend your time worrying about ANYTHING ELSE other than what this woman's breasts look like? Obviously the reason her breasts look like that is because she is wearing a bra and her implants haven't quite settled yet. Geez, give it up will you? You're jealousy is really starting to look more like an obsessive stalker.

Her Imperial and Royal Majesty
543 days ago

The author of this article needs to get alife. How can anyone spend so much time and serious thought on deformed boobs?

Areader
543 days ago

Why does this chick get media press? Why?

Connie S Teeters
543 days ago

I agree the boobs are too big. She doesnt even look her age - she looks like an old lady and loose those cheap shoes. They make her look like a hooker.

patti
543 days ago

can we say future porn star or escort ...

Elizabeth
543 days ago

She hasn't had them that long, so they will look much more natural in a few months or so, as natural as Double D boobs can on such a petite girl. Any self respecting plastic surgeon would NEVER have agreed to put such large implants in such a small girl. Hollywood, right?

Chica Audaz
543 days ago

How old is she bc she looks OLD.

Nikki
541 days ago

it's from her bra. she's wearing a push up bra with big boobs thus making what id like to call the double boob.