Cover Your Eyes (and Souls), Because Sharon Osbourne Wants to Give Prince Charles a Beej

6/26/2013 6:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
If that's not the most horrible mental image you've had all day long, then who really knows what is. Maybe you spend your free time envisioning your great-grandparents in S&M garb, complete with whips and barbs. That's probably more disturbing, but then again, so are you. 

In a recent interview with Conan O'Brien, Sharon Osbourne admitted being open to performing oral sex on Prince Charles. OH GOD: 

“I want a title. They call it a Dame. You just have to suck his d---. [Ozzy] can f--- Camilla while I’m with Charles. ... I love Charles. I would love to have sex with him. I would love to see his old willy. Gorgeous.”
There you have it, folks. And not even on a Friday, where you can curl up the rest of the weekend recuperating from all of that horrible. No, you still have a few days ahead of you to relive this little bit over and over and over again, because stuff like this? It goes deep down to the psyche, all right? Man.

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1064 days ago

Sharon Osbourne is hilarious.

2 Replies
903 days ago

Seriously, she already had sex with Ozzy at least twice, right? And at least this way she wouldn't have to see Charles' face while she's earning her title...

753 days ago

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! LMFAO!! I LOVE Sharon Osbourne, she's a whacky lady! xo

An actual adult
726 days ago

If you think Sharon Osborne is funny you fall into the same class as she.......NONE.........
She has never had any and is beyond ever having any. Look at her life. Lives in a beautiful home and can't even pick up dog excrement. At this point she is about herself and her best friend has become her plastic surgeon.