Hold Up -- This is the First Time Anybody Here Has Ever Stuck Up for Taylor Swift!

6/28/2013 10:00 AM PDT, by
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So we're all in solid agreement that the Westboro Baptist Church and everything that it stands for is a complete piledriver full of crap and malice and hate, right? Because man -- they are a complete piledriver full of crap and malice and hate

Their latest victim? The lovely (but annoying) Taylor Swift, and it's all because she likes to have fun and boy-swap every few weeks just like a relatively normal twentysomething girl who's got the world by the balls would. Is that so wrong? Well, if you're a Fred Phelps follower, heck yes it is, because all that means that Taylor Swift is a WHORE (their words, friends, not mine). 

Specifically, they referred to Taylor as "The Whorish Face of Doomed America," a "proud whore," and a "serial" fornicator (fornication, if you're unaware, is the act of sex between two unmarried adults! Oh man!). 

Here's a really great example of how Westboro Baptist Church spends their time, besides trying to picket the funerals of dead children (spoiler: producing parodies of popular sinner songs like Swift's "White Horse"):

You’re not a Christian
This ain’t a fairytale
God’s gonna sweep you all, off your feet
Drop you into hell
This ain’t Hollywood, where they all teach lies
You’re just a dreamer, thinkin’ God’ll ever compromise
Now it’s too late for you, cuz the white horse has come around
 
Man, too creepy, right? Team T Swift -- but only in the face of the WBC, OK? There comes a time in your life where you just have to stand up for what's right, even if it's not the easiest thing to do, gosh.0629_fish_taylor_launch
Filed Under:  sex , Taylor Swift

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Daniel
479 days ago

Most girls her age DATE and multiple people, most aren't famous and don't have annoying people with cameras (like TMZ) stalking their every move TRYING to make them look bad. Also, who is to say she has slept with all of these guys? People think they know everything about a person just because they are famous. Got to love the ignorant, they make for good entertainment.

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fan
478 days ago

Daniel i agree on your every word and hugh jazz you sound like a delusional creeper yourself

fan
478 days ago

Daniel i agree on your every word and hugh jazz you sound like a delusional creeper yourself

Derek
478 days ago

First off from what I understand she's a prude and thats why the guys don't stay. So on that point their wrong. Unlike the guy who commented earlier i don't believe that young girls her age date that many guys. 16 in 2 years or so. Obviously there is more going on with her other than just the prude issue. Plus people have no sympathy for her when she reacts to the break ups with songs talking crap, then singing them at awards shows staring at the guy. Doing that multiple times shows she has issues.

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Cindy
478 days ago

Funny, "all the men" she's supposedly dated and screwed aren't being called anything.....

And the Westboro Church people will die by the sword they live by.

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Puzzled
478 days ago

Personally, I think she looks like a two legged rat with makeup on. I could care less how many men (or boys) she dates. It's the fact that she always makes the men out to be the bad guy in every single breakup, and then blasts them in song. Never fails. She's self indulgent, self entitled, and seems to believe that every person has to love her and every guy wants her. THAT is her attitude, and I just don't care for it. I don't much care for her music either. I know I'm not alone on this, but I do also understand there are those that will disagree with me here. That's cool too. We all have a right to our opinions, right?

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Ali
478 days ago

Sarah "Writing Amateur" Taylor/SWAT, who do you push the WBC agenda and give them a platform by writing this and repeating their trash?

So desperate to get a headline you sink as low as the Church does?

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Chelsea
478 days ago

Seriously who dosn't think they're in the right after a break up. Especailly if it wans't a clean break up. theres negitive feelings and the blame game.
its normal.

Also... i am not a huge TS fan but i like her music. I respect her more for writing her own songs, and personally find artists who write from the heart are more realiatable then ones who don't.
The Script usually write from their heart and personal experiances and you can feel the pure emotion coming out of their songs.

The fact she dates a lot..really is her own business except shes famous and dates other guys who are so the cameras follow them around.
I don't think she deserves the crap she's getting from everyone.

dotiredofthis
478 days ago

My guess is that Phelps is SO wrong - AGAIN. Methinks Taylor goes through all these guys because she DOESN'T put out. Just sayin'. I think the guys thinks she does and when they find out differently, they're gone. Just another perspective.

robert
478 days ago

I don't agree with this church, but are we that stupid that you actually had to put the definition of "fornication" in your article??? How dumb are the people reading this site??

robert
478 days ago

you actually had to put the definition of "fornication" in your article??????
How stupid do you think we are?

Jack Ketch
478 days ago

So tired of this broad and her mediocre-at-best music. Mostly tired of the "look at me I'm so hot" attitude, much like Megan Fox, who looked NOTHING like she does now pre-surgery.

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fan
478 days ago

I LOVE HIM like or not frikkies

fan
477 days ago

i fall in LOVE with him then am his and he knows it BITCH get a life

Lily
477 days ago

I agree! If you look at her list too, it's only 11 guys. For 25, that's not an outrageous number. Now, over 50 is outrageous. But, she's totally normal to have dated 11 guys. People need to get off her back.

Ktina
471 days ago

Taylor gets a bad rap. She's just dating a lot. I don't believe she's sleeping with all these guys.

Amanda Jarosh
436 days ago

I dont like Taylor Swift, she makes a guy feel horrible after one of her mistakes. sorry but its pretty rude to write a song about someone making them look bad! one day it will happen to her.