Miley Cyrus Lists Her Profession as "Pro Twerker," Needs A Reality Check Stat

6/29/2013 8:30 AM PDT, by

All right, now look, it's great that Miley Cyrus is so in love with twerking. That's wonderful, and we should all be so lucky to find our true passion. But Miley is starting to take it a little too far. Ever since she posted that very first video where she was twerking in that unicorn costume and everyone said "LOL," she's been shoving that twerk in our faces. She's like a small child who does something to make you laugh, and then she does that one thing over and over and over to the point where you have to force yourself to laugh just so she doesn't get her feelings hurt. And that's sad.

See, Miley did this questionnaire thing, a "celebrity quiz" for ABC News, and when she had to write down her job, she wrote "pro twerker." Not "singer," not "stoner," nope, just "pro twerker." You guys, she's not even that good at twerking, let's be honest. We all know a handful of girls down at the club who are way better twerkers than Miley, right? We need to stop Miley on this before things get out of hand. 

As for some other things we learned about Miley from this here quiz, she sings that "Thong Song" in the shower, her drink of choice is "I ain't picky," her dream vacation would be to go to the moon with "my honey," and when she wants fast food, she goes to McDonald's and orders 30 cheeseburgers. Really great to know, girl.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Interview

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Simon Jadis
1064 days ago

Oh I am all ABOUT that last thing -- the McDonald's thing. Like, as soon as they come out with some sort of pill or whatever that makes fat storage not an issue, I will just start spending 15 dollars on the McDonald's dollar menu. Oh my glob that would just be happiness incarnate.

I love Miley to pieces, but that other stuff is just unrelatable. :/

1064 days ago

SHUT THE F*CK UP MILEY,TO BRAG ABOUT "TWERKING",YOU DUMB "WISHED YOU WERE BORN IN THE GHETTO" WANNABE! Twerking has been around forever and people make fun of h*es that twerk. It's a cry for attention. Do you ever see any men that act this stupid and go around thrusting their d*ck all the time in public...NO! It's only insecure desperate girls that do this crap. This buck toothed beaver looking tranny acts like she invented this sh*t. AND NO!....SHE CAN'T EVEN DO IT WELL!...THAT'S THE CRAZIEST PART ABOUT IT!

1063 days ago

She is so try-hard.

1061 days ago

She's desperate for attention at any cost,she can't act or sing - what's left?!

1061 days ago

This little twit and Justin Bieber belong together. Two of the most useless people on the planet. Both major attention whores with major self image issues, and both think that are better than everyone else and above the law. Hate them both. make the get married and then ship them off to the moon on the next flight out. Or just strap them to a warhead and send it into space and detonate it.

1058 days ago


893 days ago

Dmn u miley is doing a great job atleast she is doing wat she luvs y'all haters r jst bitching around n jealouse mxm bitches dnt kil hr vibe f**k y'all