Robert Pattinson's New Girlfriend Looks Just Like His Old Girlfriend, and That's Weird

7/2/2013 11:15 AM PDT, by
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See this hot piece right here? This is Riley Keough, a granddaughter of Elvis Presley, and a pretty fab lady in her own right, too. And today? Sources to the Daily Mail confirmed that she is the new girlfriend of Robert Pattinson, who used to belong to this girl named Kristen Stewart (who is just slightly less hot than Riley, but looks way similar). 

Riley was also in "The Runaways" with Kristen in 2010, which only adds to the weird factor, and Riley has also been a long-time friend of the former couple, but hey -- share and share alike, right? 

Don't worry your hearts too much, though, guys -- the sources say that it's really nothing more than "short-term lust" at this point, so that means that you and your "Twilight" fan-fic-writing arse has more than a fair chance to snag Robert for your very own.

She sure is cute, though, huh?

 

Who'd You Rather -- Kristen or Riley?

  • Kristen
  • Riley
  • Rob!











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STEVIE
293 days ago

THEY DO NOT LOOK ALIKE AND IF I WAS THE NEW GIRL ID BE TOTALLY INSULTED THAT SOMEONE THOUGHT THAT

Kellie
293 days ago

Wow, don't hate on fanfic writers because they obviously have far more talent as a writer than you do, and this dumbass article proves it.

3 Replies
p
293 days ago

No way that Kristen looks like Riley. Riley is way prettier!!

Grace
293 days ago

They really look nothing alike. Riley is very beautiful and I think she deserves more respect than the insult of comparing her to mini Rod Stewart over there.

Puzzled
293 days ago

I see the very slightest of resemblances there. Riley is still better looking. Kristen looks more like a boy than a woman. Flat chest, scrawny shapeless legs, and no ass. Riley has it all. The ONLY thing I see that looks anywhere near the same are the eyes. Riley, I would spend time with. Kristen, I would end up doing time over...

Dita
292 days ago

But she's engaged to Alex pettyfer :S

What?
292 days ago

WTF. I thought Riley was engaged to Alex Pettyfer?!?!?!

Sony
292 days ago

no way..i think she looks like Liv Tyler

Allysa mentor
292 days ago

Kristen wished she looked that good.

chris
292 days ago

I am just glad he has moved on. It was like a high school romance, then you grow up and realize there is more...

Peter
291 days ago

No particular resemblance to anyone except Ali Larter, which is no bad thing ;)

Jeff Schrembs
289 days ago

Good to know.
Jeff Schrembs
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Anonymous
219 days ago

Okay:
1: no resemblance other than facial expression.
2: stop hating Kristen. Get over it.
3: is Riley engaged really? And as far as I'm concerned he's not with Riley.
4: I know why Kristen and Rob broke up. She can't have kids and Rob couldn't accept that. The end. (That's why Kristen 'looks like a man' tbh she just has no feminine appearances. Womb and ovaries removed, that's what happened. Google it for info)