Kanye West: Spoiled Human, Spoiled Father

7/5/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by
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Great news, guys: everyone's saying that Kanye is a really, really good dad. He's been a dad for a few weeks now, and according to sources, he does really great dad things, like holding the baby a lot, and someone even said that he hasn't left his little baby girl for more than an hour. That's real sweet, huh? But, tragically, he's fallen a little bit short in two categories. One, he agreed to name the child North West. And two, he refuses to change a dirty diaper. He simply will not do it.

This is pretty annoying, because you know what? Everybody poops. Poop is officially not a big deal. And if you're going to be a parent, you're going to have to take care of your child, and that includes helping the kid with her poop until she has the situation under control herself. It's not that complicated, just get some wipes, wear some cool designer gloves if it makes you feel better about yourself, and wash your hands afterwards. And then boom, your daughter is comfortable and cared for, and you don't look like a whiny little jerk.

Kim, though, is apparently a "natural," and she's "breastfeeding constantly" and "loving it," which is really nice. Do you think she's changing the diapers though, or maybe Kris is doing that sort of thing? Actually, they probably just hire someone in to do the dirty work. Or they just make Bruce do it. Poor Bruce.
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lead
382 days ago

lame

Doris
382 days ago

Ugh, here comes Emily being a downer again.& if they want to hire someone to do it so what. I dont hear you listing every celebrity that does it which is all of them! Tsk tsk Emily. how did you get a job writing?

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CranAppleSnapple
382 days ago

Hate him.

Pamela
382 days ago

Of course he's not changing diapers, Kanye doesn't want to get poop on his Balmain.

Robyn
382 days ago

Love this article. So Funny.

THE AYALA
382 days ago

IMO, I'm not a fan of either Kanye or the Kardashians. For Kanye, it wasn't always that way. When he first came on I thought he was going to revolutionize rap music. Sadly, I think he lost his way. I hope the best for both of them as parents, but as celebrities I could do with a whole lot less of Kanye and the Kardashians.

Kathleen
381 days ago

Kim isn't changing diapers either. They hired a nanny to look after the baby

Kathleen
381 days ago

Kim isn't changing diapers either. They probably hired a nanny to look after the child 24/7

Doris
381 days ago

Silly Emily, obviously you still cant understand what im trying to say. For what the fourth time now??! Its ok, ill make sure to put it in simple words for you hun. Your so negative, every article is just you bitching. Go through them and find one were depressing emily doesnt come out..

Im still trying to wrap my head around the fact that your a writer (a terrible one i might add).

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barnette20
380 days ago

I am no fan of Kanye, never will be! But my husband is a wonderful dad, does so much to help out with our daughter. But when it comes to the poopie diaper he just can't do it. I do not falt him for this. It's okay. I'll do it. No problem. It's not fair to call someone a bad dad just cause he won't change a diaper! So you are now calling every father that does not change a diaper a bad dad. Not cool!

Jason
223 days ago

This is beyond stupid. Get a life