Let Courtney Stodden Show You the Grossest Thing You're Ever Going to See
Warning: this video contains adult language and images that will likely scar you for life.
This video, guys ... it has everything. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll cower in fear. It's an experience that is unparalleled. Also, Courtney Stodden kisses her mom right on the mouth.
Oh, OK, but wait! Courtney does a lot of other stuff, too! She proudly displays her new boobs that she keeps insisting are only DDs, even though we have eyes, and she shows off her backside, too. She eats cake in a provocative manner. She sits on the lap of her creepy husband, Doug Hutchison, who went a little too heavy with the pancake makeup and horror. But yes, she also kisses her mom on the lips.
It's not even a thing like some families do either, where it's a totally innocent little peck that your grandma gives when you leave her house, no, it's a kiss. It's actually two kisses. Right on the mouth. And they linger. And then Courtney does the little "shh" motion with her finger. And then everybody feels weird, like they need to take a hot bath and cry. It's intense.
What a way to start the week, huh?