You Have Got to See Lindsay Lohan Be Great in This Trailer for "The Canyons"

7/11/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by

Can we have a serious discussion about how good Lindsay Lohan looks in this trailer? Because she looks SO GOOD. But does she really look that good, or is it just because we want her to look that good? Has all our goodwill and high hopes for Lindsay transformed her into the beauty she was during her "Mean Girls" days, while in reality she remains ravaged by questionable cosmetic procedures and bad life choices? Has Lindsay somehow transcended our simple human understanding of beauty, does she exist on some higher plane that makes her so beautiful that all we can do is think "PRETTY" and drool a little bit? What is the truth here?

Meanwhile, we can all agree that we're going to watch this movie based on the review that says it's "an acid-etched horror story of souls," right? That's universal, at least, isn't it?
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1050 days ago

She looks bad.

1050 days ago

You're using the word beauty when it's obvious you mean beast. The woman needs to get to a throat doctor because 1 minute of listening to her voice is a big reason to demand a money refund if one is stupid enough to go see this turkey. The acting just stinks, the director should just hang his head down in shame because of the long, long fall he has taken in his career.

1049 days ago

No she does not look beautiful. She looks worn and older than her 20 something years. He voice was always somewhat husky but instead of sounding sexy like Marlene Dietrich, Kathleen Turner, or even Demi Moore, now sounds like a 50 year old 2 pack a day smoker. She has lost every ounce of talent she once had.