Carly Rae Jepsen Is Just Straight Up Embarrassing with This
Look at this video. Just look at it. This is what it looks like when Carly Rae Jepsen throws a baseball. It's pitiful. It really is.
And before anybody says anything about Carly "throwing like a girl" or some other ridiculous nonsense, don't even bother. Because it's obvious that while Carly is, in fact, a girl, she doesn't throw like one. No, she throws more like a raccoon with a broken arm and some sort of disorder that affects both hand-eye coordination and common sense. Except maybe a little worse than that.
We've got nothing but love -- or, OK, to be honest, it's more like indifference -- for Carly, but man, this is just bad. She handles it well, but you can't help but feel embarrassed for her, right? Oh, and to laugh. You can't help but laugh either.