Today in Bizarre: Somebody Agreed to Marry Adam Levine
Adam Levine is one of those guys who is totally harmless, except for the fact that he's so annoying he makes you want to punch yourself just so you have something else to focus on besides whatever stupidity is spewing out of his mouth. He's just so obnoxious, all the time, and it's really weird that someone agreed to deal with that obnoxiousness, every day, for the rest of her life. Because Adam is getting married, you guys.
He's now engaged to Behati Prinsloo, a Victoria's Secret model, since Adam's specific like that. They started dating last year, right after Adam broke up with a different model, but they split just a couple of months ago in May. Adam was dating another model in late June -- seriously, he went on vacation with her on the weekend of June 23rd -- but obviously he's back with Behati now. So what's the deal?
Here's the statement from Adam's rep:
"Adam Levine and his girlfriend Behati Prinsloo are excited to announce they are engaged to be married. The couple recently reunited and Adam proposed this weekend in Los Angeles."
What made anybody think this was a good idea? They obviously broke up for a reason, but after no more than a couple of weeks together, they decide to get married? Why? Who knows, but maybe we should do less wondering and more thanking poor Behati for taking Adam off the market. All you models out there, be especially thankful. You dodged a douche bullet, for sure.