Surprise! Justin Bieber Just Got a Completely Ridiculous Tattoo

7/17/2013 11:00 AM PDT, by
OK, you see this photo right here of our little Justin Bieber? You can spot a good few tattoos in it, right? You can see his Roman numerals, and whatever that other thing is on his chest. You can see the amateur tiger on his arm, and you can barely make out his "Believe" tattoo in the silliest font. He posted this photo on Instagram yesterday, and you know what? He went and got another tattoo since then! Check it out:
It's the eyeball. That huge, creepy eyeball right there on his arm. Specifically, it's his mother's eye. How weird is that? How is he ever going to be able to do anything scandalous with his mom's eye staring right at him? Can you imagine him, you know, pleasuring himself? You probably didn't want to, but the image is there now, and it's not going away, so let's just flesh it out. Imagine him doing that with his mom's eyeball right there. Boyfriend didn't think this one through, even a little, did he?
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Amy DesOrmeaux
1045 days ago

He's an idiot and will regret all of his tattoos. I know I got Jack and Sally tattooed on my forearms but at least I thought about for MONTHS before I got them done.

Simon Jadis
1045 days ago

I think that he's hot, but his music, stupid tattoos, and his dreadful decision-making are really difficult to see past. It's hard to objectify someone whose dumb decisions are so distracting.

And I just realized . . .


Creepiness for days.

1045 days ago

Ugh - he is beyond ridiculous!

1044 days ago

OH GOD. Did he seriously put it in the crook of his arm so it will "blink"??? I think I have reached extreme saturation. I can't mentally absorb any more of him. I just can't.

1031 days ago

Have you never heard of a the third eye?

789 days ago

Emily train ham. You're a fucking idiot. The tiger tint amateurs it's traditional american style.