There's No Way Snooki Lost 50 Pounds, Right?

7/17/2013 7:00 AM PDT, by
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This is Snooki at last night's Self magazine function in New York City, and guys, there's word out that she's lost an entire 50 pounds since her "Jersey Shore" debut back in 2009. 50 pounds. And while she looks great, how is that even possible? Snooki is a very tiny person to begin with, and even at her "heaviest," she couldn't have been more than, what, 120 pounds? And if she lost 50 of it, that'd put her at 70 pounds right now. Snooki is 4'8". 4'8". Is that even a possibility? She was down 42 pounds as of May, and now the number's at 50? Man. Chubby or thin, if you take her personality out of the equation, she's adorable. But she needs to put a chokehold on losing any more weight, otherwise she's gonna tread into unsafe territory. 

It's official, guys -- we live in a world where almost anything is possible.

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sussiieeq
407 days ago

she went from MEATBALL to fit!!! very proud of her honestly.

rescuesu
407 days ago

She is thin and looks very good but WHAT COLOR IS SHE?? SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THAT?????

Ali
407 days ago

Did Toofab do this hours ago?

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sabina
407 days ago

i think she looks great i was a bit shocked when i saw this pic but wow good for snooks

FlamingoNut
406 days ago

Ugh, don't want to see Snooki period.

darling.cruella
406 days ago

I hate when girls get fake-n-bake so bad it looks like their ethnicity is obscure. I mean come on she needs to tone it waaaaay down on the tanning, its starting to look unhealthy.

Katie
406 days ago

She probably counts her highest weight as her pregnancy weight.

Ewww
406 days ago

She looks used up.

Ali
406 days ago

I think it's great Snooki dropped weight- but she is looking really tiny here :

Em
406 days ago

I'm 4'10" and once weighed 140 lbs. If I had told anyone they would've been shocked beucase of the way i carried it. With this experience and knowledge I think it's perfectly possible she lost 50 lbs. She may weigh 95-100lbs now, from the looks of it, which, at her heaviest would have put her at 145-150. Also, definitely possible, if I look at past photos.

asz
406 days ago

I never thought it was possible for her to look worse than she did a few years ago...but here we are.

Stacey
406 days ago

She was definitely more than 120 pounds at meatball stage... Probably closer to 140.

JckieMichele
406 days ago

Dear Sarah Taylor,
Where did you get your medical degree? Oh right you don't have one! Because if you did, you would note that someone as short as Snooki could weigh well under 90 lbs and still be healthy. If you were a doctor, you would also note that she is not just losing fat but also trying to build muscle which alters the body's mass. So instead of telling her to stop working out and starving to be healthy, how about you educate yourself on the many variations of healthy. Just because someone is tiny, it doesn't mean they are unhealthy.

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Chacho 62
406 days ago

Though she's not smiling in this pic, her Dental Veneers are hideous. Ps. She's still a hoe.

Megan
406 days ago

Muscle weighs more than fat and is much leaner. She's the only one who can comment on her weight loss, so I'm sure the 50lbs is based off of speculation. She looks great, though, and she did it in a healthy way! Strong is the new skinny, you show 'em Snooki!!

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Smasher
406 days ago

Her head looks to big for her body!

kat
406 days ago

addicted to tanning much? It really looks awful

christian
406 days ago

shell be fat again. if you're fat 3/4 of your life... being skinny for a few months won't last.

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Rainfall
406 days ago

"Snooki is a very tiny person to begin with, and even at her "heaviest," she couldn't have been more than, what, 120 pounds?"
I almost spit milk from my nose with that!! You've GOT to be kidding?? She is short, but chunky..I'm betting she was 145-155! Easy!
She looks great now, but smudging numbers doesn't make the old pics go away!

Ed Sullivan
406 days ago

I'm always amazed at girls who are willing to give themselves skin cancer just to pretend they look "healthy". She's still an ugly pig of a girl, but she was cuter when she was fat.

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