Quotables: Jason Sudeikis is Kind of Gross
"The truth is, I'm not getting up an hour earlier and walking on a treadmill. I have the greatest workout partner in the world. And you don't need a gym membership for that kind of workout."
--Jason Sudeikis discusses his weight loss plan, which is basically banging Olivia Wilde. What a total gentleman.
No, no, that's not fair. Jason and Olivia are both pretty open about their sex life -- remember when Olivia said that they have sex "like Kenyan marathon runners"? -- but man, this thing that Jason said right here just doesn't sound right. It's sounds kind of awful, to be honest. But in Olivia's next interview, or at her next public appearance, she'll support this statement, because they're totally on the same page with this kind of thing. Which is probably why they're getting married. (Gross.)