Don't Die or Anything, But Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison Are Doing a Sex Video
Oh man -- if this isn't one of the worst things you've ever heard of in life, then who really knows what is: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison are doing a sex "tell-all" with fornication specialists, Dr. Ava Cadell and Malcolm Day, and the video that they're going to be a part of is called "Passion and Pleasure." You heard that, guys: Courtney Stodden is helping headline a sex how-to with her creepy grandpappy husband, and there are other people signing off on it and affiliating their names with such frackery.
The tape drops next week, friends, and if you're one of the many who are lacking passion and pleasure in your life, then this video's probably for you. If you're one of us regular folks just trying to keep their breakfasts down in the morning, then no, it's not. ... Probably not so much at all, come to think of it.