EXCLUSIVE: For Your Amusement, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison's "Sex Tape"
Warning: This video contains strong sexual references. If you're afraid of getting offended by hearing the word "cop" and thinking it's something else that rhymes with "rock," then this video's probably not so much for you.
It's here, guys -- even earlier than you expected, and definitely way better than maybe anyone thought to begin with: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison opened up on their juicy -- no pun intended, because there's nothing juicy about that grizzly, dried-up old bugger Doug Hutchison -- sex lives, and in the video, Courtney -- who's 18 years old -- admits to having a sexual relationship with Doug back when they first got together ... which was approximately 2 years ago. Does it get creepier than that? Hell yes it does! But you're just going to have to check it out and watch the horror unfold second by blessed second.