Kate Upton is the Hottest Woman Alive, End Of

7/26/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by
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Oh gosh, guys. You know, to be clear, there's prettier women, and there's more elegant women, but don't even try to delude yourself into thinking that there are hotter women out there than Kate Upton, because friend, you're wrong. There might be girls who are close, and ladies who aren't too far behind close, but Kate Upton is the current pinnacle of hotness, and there's just no changing that. ... You hear that, Victoria's Secret? You can take your Karlie Kloss and ... dunno, put her somewhere where she'll positively pale in comparison to Kate Upton, which is to say "anywhere," but especially right next to Kate Upton.
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Cindy Terrazas
513 days ago

She beautiful

CarolRay
513 days ago

Definitely not ugly; definitely not the hottest girl out there. By any means. And I think that Victorias Secret deals with models who can fit the clothes and who have the type of bodies that look good...not just "hot". That's why you won't find girls with porn tits in VS magazines--no one (except maybe Courtney Stodden) aspires to look like a porn star, and I've not heard of anyone who aspires to look like or have the body type of Kate Upton. Her face is cute, but she is a sloppy mess....and heavy. Men don't mind because, well, put blond hair and big boobs on a sack of concrete, and some guy is gonna want to have his way with it.

Areader
513 days ago

Memo to Sarah Taylor: At 5ft 10in Kate Upton has the height, however, if you look past her pretty face and ample bosom, she is pretty much straight up and down....hottest women currently on planet, that's a stretch!

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Skye
513 days ago

She's not even the hottest woman in whatever city she's in right now. Get real. She's okay looking, nothing extraordinary about her. But y'all think if you keep saying it enough, we'd buy it. She's basic.

LOU
513 days ago

She's just big tits and that's about it...early 20's and her body is jiggly. She is pretty - hottest no...but America have a tits obsession, that's why. In some countries Kate is nothing special.

CarolRay
513 days ago

I forgot to add--someone buy this girl a bikini top that FITS. Take a bikini top three sizes too small, put it on a woman, and her boobs will instantly look HUGE!!

Her boobies are always spilling out the sides, spilling out the bottom...yeah, guys are impressed because show them boobs, and they could care less about the rest of the body or the face. She's just a sloppy mess.

Stephan B.
513 days ago

Good Lord CarolRay, have some more issues with men, maybe you could get a little more derogatory, come on you must have the time. Men most certainly have you completely fooled.

WhatWhat?
512 days ago

I like how she has her arm over her stomach covering her tummy fat. Listen, I'm not saying that she is not beautiful at all, I'm just saying that she owes a LOT to Photoshop and the photographers that take her pics. There are many, many beautiful women in the world that don't need to cover their tummy fat or Photoshop to make them "hot".

aymar swan
512 days ago

am waiting

Coach
512 days ago

No CarolRay, men don't mind because she has some MEAT on her BONES. Regardless of the push for bony women, and designers love of bodies like boys', REAL men like REAL women, not women who toss their cookies every time they eat ONE. Kate is the real deal and that is why she is considered SO hot. These VS models that you could drive a truck between their bony legs are NOT what men desire or find beautiful.

Coach
512 days ago

I already posted, but it didn't show up(?) Either you women are jealous, or you really have NO idea what a man likes. Men do NOT want the kind of bony women you idolize, and they certainly do not want to make love to them! Kate is considered to be so hot because there is such a push to be skinny for the fashion designers who are obviously in LOVE with the idea of a boy's body on women and she does not fit that mold. She is a WOMAN, not a clothes hangar! Complaining about her breasts is what makes me think 'jealous'. If you have a tiny waist and bones sticking out of your hips, maybe you want to take note.

Johnny Danger
512 days ago

So sexy! She should have a cameo in the new Carlos Danger spoof!
http://carlosdangerxxx.com

Johnny Danger
512 days ago

So beautiful, she should be in the sexy version of the Carlos Danger story as his mistress... http://carlosdangerxxx.com is already up and running... I'm sure it's only a matter of time!

Cameo
512 days ago

She's absolutely hideous!! No waist at all! Her measurements look like they'd be 36 36 34. I do not see how anyone could find her body attractive...

Andrew
506 days ago

She should only be shoot like this: face ans boobs, the rest of the body is complete trash.

Andrew
506 days ago

She should only be shoot like this: face and boobs, the rest of the body is trash.

Sue
504 days ago

Good grief, ladies. You all must be stunning!?! Everyone is certainly entitled to their own opinion, however, based on comments and not seeing her pic first one might think you were talking about a hideous creature. Everyone has their own perception of , hot, beautiful, stunning, etc. but I think reasonably-minded adults who DON'T have jealousy issues can agree she ain't ugly.

I think she's beautiful. The fact that she has a little tummy makes her beautiful and endearing. Get over yourselves.

David Wolfe
485 days ago

Look, beauty, hotness, sexiness are all kind of subjective and these discussions, debates and the endless lists of who is the most whatever are fun. That said, I think the author is on to something. Though some may disagree, I find many people coming together on the idea that is in fact, the current pinnacle of "hotness" as you say. There is something about her, and for all the critics, she remains very popular going on three years now. Two Sports Illustrated covers in a row, endorsements all over the place. She is in demand, and not just popular because of her amazing breasts, but she also has an adorable personality whenever you see her on talk shows. She seems real and likeable, and incredibly well adjusted considering all the attention she has gotten over the last couple of years. Sure, there are quite a few other beautiful, sexy models, actresses, etc.,that come to mind, but I agree with Sarah that there is something kind of special about Kate.