Kate Upton is the Hottest Woman Alive, End Of
Oh gosh, guys. You know, to be clear, there's prettier women, and there's more elegant women, but don't even try to delude yourself into thinking that there are hotter women out there than Kate Upton, because friend, you're wrong. There might be girls who are close, and ladies who aren't too far behind close, but Kate Upton is the current pinnacle of hotness, and there's just no changing that. ... You hear that, Victoria's Secret? You can take your Karlie Kloss and ... dunno, put her somewhere where she'll positively pale in comparison to Kate Upton, which is to say "anywhere," but especially right next to Kate Upton.