Miley Thinks She Invented Short Hair, Has Three Grills, Is EXHAUSTING

7/26/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
Dang, you guys, Miley Cyrus is everywhere. She must be doing literally a bazillion interviews a day, that's how much information about this girl is out there right now. It's too much, and you know she's just getting started. So brace yourselves. And then read these ridiculous things. 

First up, Miley proves that her obnoxiousness really came out when she got all her hair cut off:

"Hopefully my hair grows really quick and next time you see me I'll have a pony down to my butt. I just always want to be different. Everyone else has cut their hair to look just like me, so now I got to do something different. I don't like when you walk in and you see a bunch of other yous." 

Really, Miley? Really? Because maybe everybody else has their hair cut to look just like Pink, or just like Emma Watson, or just like Mia Farrow, or just like their hip seventh grade teacher, or any other of the thousands upon thousands of ladies who have ever worn their hair short. Despite what you obviously think, girlfriend, everybody you see who has short hair didn't do it so they could look just like you. Come back down to reality soon, please, because it's starting to get a little sad wherever you are.

Now let's just watch this video together. Towards the end, Miley goes through her purse and reveals that she has three grills. They're for different occasions, you see. She keeps them in retainer cases:

Oh, Miley. We want to love you, but sometimes you make it so hard.
Filed Under:  Miley Cyrus , Interview

Add Your Comment

  • Please check your inbox ... your comment will not appear until you have confirmed your identity via email.

Please keep your comments relevant to this blog entry.
Email addresses are never displayed, but they are required to confirm your comments.

When you enter your name and email address, you'll be sent a link to confirm your comment, and a password. To leave another comment, just use that password.

To create a live link, simply type the URL (including http://) or email address and we will make it a live link for you. You can put 1 URL in your comments. Line breaks and paragraphs are automatically converted — no need to use <p> or <br /> tags.


1038 days ago

Wow, that interviewer is irritating.

1038 days ago

I thought Rihanna had that hairdo years before her. And Rihanna doesn't go on and on and on about how "edgy" and "now" she is because of it, either.

1038 days ago

Umm! Just because she's a different skin tone doesnt mean she didnt just take everything that's worked for Rihanna and now is doing it herself. Not original at all

1038 days ago

Just because she says something stupid, doesn't mean you have to write about it. Just saying.

1036 days ago

I didn't know she talks like a man! A really narcissistic man.

1 Reply