Quotables: Katy Perry is a Bad, Bad Friend

7/29/2013 4:00 PM PDT, by
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"I know you've seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I'm not that person. I'm just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of t*ts." 


--Katy Perry on texting Kristen Stewart when people were saying that she was sleeping with Kristen's ex-boyfriend, Robert Pattinson. Isn't that sweet? Doesn't Katy seem like such a sweet friend? She's the one who gives the backhand compliments like when she borrows your skirt and while trying it on says, "Gosh, this thing is just so BAGGY ON ME. It just completely disguises my CURVES, but GOSH it looks great on you." She's that one. Good for you, Kristen -- good to know you've got somebody like this "on your side."

In the same interview, Katy also had this thing, a really important thing, to say about John Mayer

"He pulled away. That was a big hello for me. I realized I could lose the person I loved and I had to deal with some things, issues I think a lot of women have. You can be strong in one aspect of your life but submissive in another. ... [But] 'm not interested in taming anyone - I'm pretty wild myself. ... My days of celebrity saving are over!"


It's official, guys. Not only is she the snotty, passive-aggressive friend, she waxes poetic over John Mayer. Can we officially question this girl's good sense? 

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Jjrached
430 days ago

Wow, the author of this really made SOMETHING out of a BIG NOTHING. Better luck next time. Maybe then you Will have a story.

Lina
430 days ago

It sounds to me like you guys have totally misunderstood her "t*ts" reference; it not that she's comparing her cup size to Kristen's, she's just telling Kristen that people have made her and Rob out to be an item, when she's just there for him as a friend, and they're making them out to be an item simply because she's female (and the gossip rags can't accept opposite-sex, straight friends being JUST friends).

As for her comments about John Mayer, I don't see what the big deal is. She's acknowledging the inner conflict she had while being in a relationship with him, and also that she's done trying to change people... a comment that makes sense to me, given that John Mayer is a womanizing douchebag who pretends to be all sensitive, because it gets him a lot of tail.

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Noelle
430 days ago

Yeah definitely made something out of nothing. Then again, I don't think I've seen much of Katy hanging around Kristen Stewart. Stewart hurt him, and well, Katy was being the protective friend. Then again we don't know what brought the comment on in the first place. Author get out of Kristen's ass... you've made it horrible obvious that you have a bias here.

Jellytip
430 days ago

This is what I mean. Look at the crap this site is spitting out. Stop trying to make your readers dislike these celebs. What happened to being polite?

Erika Edwards
430 days ago

I agree with other comment - wow! Katy Perry wasn't being snotty at all....she was simply saying that because she is a woman, the press assumes that she MUST be sleeping with RP if she's spending time with him. Good grief, get a grip and stop making something out of nothing....Katy seems like one of the coolest, most easy going celebs around....and also one who doesn't waste her time with sneaky innuendoes and catty "girl crap"

Jacqui
429 days ago

What exactly, is the big deal here? I didn't see one problem with what she said.

dane
429 days ago

That's not even what she meant, at all. Wtf is this shit

Robyn
429 days ago

I like that outfit

Emellbee
429 days ago

Exactly!!! She was just saying it's too bad that a woman (tits) can't be friends with a guy without people going all nutso.

Jamie
429 days ago

Yeah, were we reading the same thing? Because I think you took that quote totally out of context. To me it sounds like she's saying, "Sorry the media is saying I'm hooking up with Rob, but anybody with boobs that hangs out with him will be accused of the same thing." Which is completely true when it comes to celebrities; any time two members of the opposite sex hang out together, the magazines and gossip sites automatically create headlines that they're hooking up.

Gen
429 days ago

lol, this site makes me laugh. How did you get all of that out of Katy's comments? She's saying that she is being a friend to him but unfortunately because she is a woman the press will say she is sleeping with him. How is this passive-aggressive? or snotty? Your comments were snotty. As for the John Mayer comment, she realizes that your can't make people change. That's not waxing poetically. That's accepting the flaws in a relationship. You sound like you're jealous.

Caesar
429 days ago

I can never take this website seriously.

Stephan B.
429 days ago

I totally love the commentary assault, fish head's are so damn funny. Katy Perry does need a little help, though, you must admit.

mrbalick
429 days ago

Yeah, were we reading the same thing? Because I think you took that quote totally out of context. To me it sounds like she's saying, "Sorry the media is saying I'm hooking up with Rob, but anybody with boobs that hangs out with him will be accused of the same thing." Which is completely true when it comes to celebrities; any time two members of the opposite sex hang out together, the magazines and gossip sites automatically create headlines that they're hooking up.
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anotherfakeprincess
429 days ago

Katy Perry is an idiot and I laugh my ass off about her relationship with that greasy, disgusting John Mayer. She has no self-respect and clings to him like a limpet, when the whole world can see that he does not give a single fuck about her.

What she said WAS insenstive. If having "a pair of tits" is what defines you as a woman, then Kristen Stewart is obviously not one. She could just have said "it is unfortunate that I am a woman", but no, the TITS are what matters. It a shitty thing to say to someone with 0 tittays. There have long been rumours that Kristen suffers from having no tits and felt she wasn't attractive enough to Rob, so, yeah, saying something like that was just mean and bitchy.
To be clear, I dislike Kristen Stewart and think she's the female version of John Mayer, I can't see why anyone likes either of them. Both have no talent, no class, no respect and no sense of hygiene. Since I despise everyone involved equally, I am not biased. Katy needs to STFU.

KELVIN IGE
429 days ago

katy is just saying she likes sucking d1cks

Rey
429 days ago

I don't get what's so bad, I read it as she was trying to be a friend to him, which Is a nice thing to do, the part about it being unfortunate she has a pair, I think means that just cos she is a girl it's guna get reported that they are hooking up, so sorry you know 'I' would never do that.
Don't assume what you're reading!

Stinkweed
429 days ago

If anything, the author of this BS is a snotty friend. You try to look like a positive website, but it all comes back to the fact that you are owned by TMZ and just here to make little passive aggressive posts.

I'd rather go to the TMZ site and here their BS. It might be rude, but at least it's being honest with itself and it's readers about what it's there for.

Hugh Jass
429 days ago

there goes Sarah again trying to manufacture drama. The mean girls at your high school must've held you down and jammed used tampons in your mouth to make you so bitter and hateful.

tay
429 days ago

I am questioning your good sense. I feel like you didn't even pay attention to basic writing skills in elementary school. I'm shocked TMZ supports your.

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