Quotables: Don't Even Pretend You Don't LOL at the Thought of a Hallucino-goop
"I've done juice cleanses in the past, and in my twenties I did the Master Cleanse, which left me hallucinating after 10 days. Be aware: a juice detox can crash your metabolism and lead to future weight gain."
--Gwyneth Paltrow on doing those un-fun-sounding juice cleanses, where you basically consume nothing but liquid for 33% of the month. Awesome, right? And, of course, nobody's slamming juice diets or cleanses, but whatever Gwyneth was doing back in her 20s definitely doesn't sound like it was a really great idea, but you know what they say about hindsight, don't you? (Hint: It's 20/20.)
Good on girl for being honest, but yikes ... who'd want to eat (drink?) so many fruits and veggies that they'd start seeing crap that wasn't really there? ... Oh. Right. 20-something-year-old Goop Jr., that's who.