An Open Letter to Farrah Abraham

8/3/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
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Dear Farrah Abraham

Guess what -- you've arrived. You're here! You're at the pinnacle of your career, and what that really means is that you're the epitome of everything that's wrong with the entertainment industry today. What's maybe worse, however, is that you've also alienated yourself from your roots, and that core group of "friends" on "Teen Mom" to the point that you've become a pariah in your own little niche. Are you satisfied yet? Is it everything you've dreamed and more? 

Here's some advice, because you're only 22 years old, friend. You're 22. You've got time to turn this all around. Let's get into it, OK?

  • Stop waxing your 4-year-old's eyebrows. Just stop. You're going to give her a body image and self esteem complex. The world has enough messed up young adults -- we don't need you intentionally poisoning an entire generation yourself, all right?
  • Put some damn clothes on already. You're 22 and you've got a pretty decent body, and one of these days when you're 32 or 42 or even 52, you're going to look back and say, "Man, I looked good. I looked better than good. Any physical hangups I might have had at 22 are silly and pale in comparison to the perspective I have of being an older woman." But that doesn't mean we need to see your tits and your asscheeks in every single photo. You want to take those pictures for posterity? Go for it -- but we don't need to see every single outtake, girl. You're not doing yourself any favors in our eyes (and that is who you're aiming to please these days, right?). 
  • Educate yourself. Not knowing who Trayvon Martin was in this current cultural climate is nearly as appalling as someone who doesn't know about a little fight that's been raging in the Middle East or that, hey, too much sun can give you cancer. It's OK to exist in your own little bubble if that's where you're comfortable, but get a clue, girl. There's lots of them to be had if you look hard enough. 
  • Next time you go to rehab -- and statistically speaking, there probably will be a next time -- why not try sticking it out for the duration? See, entering rehab is a big girl decision, not too unlike deciding to have a child. They're both life-changing choices that can and will impact you for the rest of your life, and just as it is with child-rearing, what you put into rehab is what you'll get out. Who really knows whether you needed rehab or not, or if it was just another publicity stunt, but one thing it's not is a joke, OK? 
  • Examine yourself. And no, not by doing a solo porno a la Octomom, though that's probably been on the table for you for some time. No, that's not what's being said at all. "Examine yourself" in the way that it's going to produce some insight into what you've done, what you're doing, and where you're going from here. If you can look at yourself in the mirror -- and into the innocent baby face of your young daughter -- every night before bed and be truly, honestly OK with who you're becoming at this precarious point in time, then so be it. This guy, Socrates (you should, like, totally Google him sometime), once said something like this: "An unexamined life is a life not worth living."  
Love,
the Whole Wide World Who Doesn't Hate You, But Kind of Feels Sad for You 
Filed Under:  Farrah Abraham

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rachel
382 days ago

this is the stupidest thing i have read today. having a child is the same as going to rehab? really? same life changing choice? who writes this crap? and you call 32 and 42 an older woman? half the celebs out there have a better body then this whore and MANY are in their 30's and 40's.. wth?

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Yucky
382 days ago

Same letter should go to the Kardashians.

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Jo
382 days ago

Well said....and so spot on!

Laurel
382 days ago

Dear Fame Whores,

Actually contributing something to this world is a MUCH better career option than getting rich and famous for being ignorant. Maybe try doing something significant with your life, and change the world for the better, rather than trying to make $ off your plastic bodies.

Signed,
A Poor Nobody in a Helping Profession

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Variant
382 days ago

Why is it the fat chicks always have to put down the hot chicks!!!! Sarah Taylor your old your ugly stop being a bully!!!

Here is my open letter to Farrah do what makes you feel good and don't listen to the haters.

Variant

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Renee
382 days ago

DO YOU EVER SEE HER WITH ANY FRIENDS? NO! SHE IS ALWAYS BY HERSELF OR WITH HER PARENTS. THE REAL TRUTH BEHIND THAT IS BECAUSE SHE IS NOT A LIKABLE PERSON. SHE HAS NO FRIENDS. IT DOESNT SEEM LIKE ANYONE CAN STAND TO BE AROUND HER FOR MORE THAN A FEW HOURS BEFORE REALIZING SHE IS EXTREMELY SNOBBY. ONE CREDIT, SHE LOVES HER CHILD. BUT OTHER THAN THAT, SHE IS DOING SO MUCH DAMAGE IN THE MEANTIME, IN THE LONG RUN ITS ONLY GOING TO RUIN WHATEVER RELATIONSHIP SHE HAS WITH HER CHILD. IVE ALWAYS MADE IT TO A POINT TO NOTICE THAT SHE NEVER HAS NOT 1 FRIEND WITH HER. AND THAT BREAKS MY HEART FOR HER. IT TRULY DOES BECAUSE I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE NO FRIENDS. AND ITS LONELY AND SAD AND THAT IS PROBABLY WHY SHE DRINKS. SHE IS LONELY. BUT I THINK SHE WILL REALIZE THIS ONE DAY WHEN SHE MATURES A LITTLE MORE, IF SHE EVER DOES. I REALLY DO WISH WELL FOR HER BUT HAVING NOT 1 SINGLE FRIEND TO HER NAME MUST BE REALLY REALLY SAD. HER PARENTS ARE HER ONLY FRIENDS. SAD.

Lucy
382 days ago

I absolutely LOVE this letter. Awesome--it's everything I've been thinking. Every time I turn on the computer, there's more pictures of her posing---just posing. Bikinis, short tight clothes--anything. No talent, no depth--just posing. And sometimes with her child. This letter is spot on--thank you, thank you, thank you.

JessJay
382 days ago

i personally think you were being too nice. i definitely feel sorry for her. it was sad to see how okay she thought it was to disrespect her parents the way she did on teen mom. and not i's sad to see what she's doing to herself and to her daughter, none the less. i hope she finds the real thearpy she needs and gets rid of whatever therapist she was seeing beofre. that was a complete fail on their part; i'd want my money back. honestly, where i'm from, the bitch would get her ass kicked & if that didnt knock any sense into her, then we'd classify that as retarded. sorry, but im just being realistic. she had to have someone get paid to have sex with her; how desparate can she get?

Quin
382 days ago

That is hilarious!!! She is definitely a train wreck. Unfortuntely she isnt pretty enough to go the Kim Kardashian route

Quin
382 days ago

oh and I really hope that was a joke about her waxing her daughters eyebrows...

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stfufool
382 days ago

Deep thoughts from a halfwit.

Gen
382 days ago

Wow, Sarah Taylor, spot on!

megan
382 days ago

I'm 35 and I am not an "older woman" Also, it's insulting to refer to the war in the Middle East as, "a little fight". Besides, a "little fight" is hardly comparable to what's been "raging" in the Middle East". You're just as ignorant as she is.

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Mr. Hunter
382 days ago

What a wasted opportunity. Who knows, she may have actually read this, and you squandered the chance to tell her something meaningful, that she may have heeded, on a truly catty dis-wrapped-up-in-pseudo-friendly-advice. The truth is, Farrah is the kind of societal disease that we create, love, and despise all at once. Our appetites for "reality" tv and rubbernecking car accidents are what created this f*ckin' dunce...its a problem that we perpetuated ourselves, and only we can remedy: by ignoring this utter waste of skin until it goes away. F*ck you, Farrah. Just because we're interested in seeing you go down in flames doesn't mean we're interested in anything else you do. We're not. Your destruction is all we give a shit about, and and as soon as it happens, we'll watch the next stupid bimbo do the same. You will contribute nothing to the world except the schadenfreude of EVERYONE watching. Aren't you proud of the legacy you'll leave behind for your daughter?

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Mike
382 days ago

First off if she wants to wax her girls eyebrows then fine. second not knowing who Treyvon Martin is ain't that bad i mean most people don't know who the other thousands of people shot dead everyday are. what makes that martin kid so special oh wait that's right he's black and the guy that shot him is'nt. if it had been a black guy that shot him it would not have received as much news time cause.third with a body like that let her show it i don't see anybody tellin all these girls in playboy put your clothes on you have kids respect yourself oh bullshit i say show it till it wrinkles we will all look at it which includes the writer of the above story. make that money for you and your daughter for a great future cause social security ain't gona pay for retirement thats 4sure. people neeed to just mind their business and if you don't like all these reality stars then don't watch the shows and quit talkin bout them the haters are the ones keepin them going case in point the Kardashians oh please what a bunch of fake celebs more like white trash and they aint even white. dang by me sayin this i just extended their annoying reality show another season.

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Person
382 days ago

Keep doing it.

Elizabeth
382 days ago

This is an outstandingly, magnificent letter. The only people who "support her" are hardcore teen mom fans.. Sorry guys but you all know its true. Farrah does have a nice body but she's openly proven in text and verbally (see her interview where she speaks about Trayvon Martin) that she has NO clue about what's going on in society. She's more dumb than a sack of bricks, and we expect her to raise an educated child? Farrah is concerned about her daughter being "pretty" (hence when she waxed her eyebrows) and people actually came to her defense. People like Farrah Abraham do not need people coming to her defense.. She needs child services to come and temporarily remove her daughter from her custody while she makes fake sex tapes to release as pornos... Waxes her 4 year olds eyebrows... And parties her way to DUI's. My own mother raised me into the educated, interested, responsible young adult I am today and with Farah Abraham as a mother I don't think poor Sophia will ever be able to say that.

Fran
382 days ago

I have to say, the letter is pretty stupid and probably written by somebody who is a hater. She is 22 years old has a great body, is college educated and wants fame. Why not make a porn, that's her decision and who are you to judge. If she waxes her daughter's eyebrows good for her, people in the pageant business do it all the time and nobody judges them.
When it comes to Martin, you would be surprised how many people do not know who he is and what happened. It's not what you learn in school it's what you watch on Television. Just because somebody is not interested in something makes them not uneducated.
I wonder if you met her before, because you obviously know that she never needed to go to rehab. Really you need to get your butt of the couch and stop hating. She at least does not live from the money we pay in taxes, she takes care of her child and who are we to judge to tell her how she should and should not do it.

Dale
382 days ago

I am so tired of hearing people judging others. We each have 1 life and I believe that we have the right to live it any way we want as long as we aren't hurting others. It's sad how some people and sites make a living off of judging others.

yeahrightmoron
382 days ago

Considering this blog is a byproduct of TMZ and more than likely the person that wrote this is in a corner cubicle of those offices. Farrah's out there like this because of Kim Kardashian. You remember, the one you forcefed to the young girls back in 2007, the one who's "slutty" pictures were praised - down to her "elbows". (yes it happened)
Farrah, Lawrence Fishborne's daughter & thousands of others feel like this is an ok way to gain fame & make some quick cash simply because of how TMZ turned Kim into a big ole' "loveable star". This letter is misaddressed and 6 years too late.

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