Miley Cyrus is Gonna be NASTY at the VMAs This Year
Here it is, guys: the moment you didn't even know you were holding your breath for -- Miley Cyrus' promo for the 2013 Video Music Awards, and if this short clip of Miley licking filthy things while wearing spiky stiletto heels and showing off her cheeks in hot pants isn't any indication of what her performance at the VMAs on August 25th, then you haven't been paying attention.
Y'all thought that Britney Spears' televised kiss with Madonna and Christina Aguilera had people talking? This is going to be epic ... ally bad. It's going to be so, so bad, guys, and you're just not even going to be able to shut up about it for the rest of your life. ... Just like, you know, Miley.