You Are Going to DIE When You Hear the Name of Miley's New Album

8/6/2013 2:00 PM PDT, by
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Do you remember a while ago when Miley Cyrus was begging for Twitter followers? You remember, it was kind of sad and desperate? Anyway, her thing was that as soon as she got to 13 million followers, she would tweet the name of her new album. The name of the album that represents the new Miley in all her twerking, mature, very grown up glory. And just a few minutes ago, she did the big reveal. Are you ready?

BANGERZ.

Nope, that's really it. The name of Miley's new album is BANGERZ, with the z and all caps and everything. Here are the tweets to confirm: It's just ... why? For real, why? We all knew it was going to be ridiculous, but Miley is just exceeding all expectations here. So BANGERZ it is then, huh? Man.
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Ali
411 days ago

Don't care for the name.

Alpha Cure Mom
411 days ago

no one gives a shit, it's gonna sell anyway. i'm sure there's been way worse.

alien dreams
410 days ago

I was expecting something really, sexually explicit and crude. Bangerz means nothing. Just a white wannabe who's unhappy with her skin tone. Poor baby. Seek help, Miley and be proud of wh' and what you are. We are more than the sum of our genitals although you are working hard to change that mind set, More's the pity...

Robyn
410 days ago

She is an idiot.

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Allie
410 days ago

I can't help but feel this is some sort of joke

Pamela
410 days ago

Oh mmmm gee. That's so funny.

alex
410 days ago

hipsterz

Jamie
410 days ago

Is she banging heroin now?

Jack Ketch
410 days ago

I am going to DIE if I see her over-exposed moon-pie face again. *sticks finger down throat*

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Newsgal
410 days ago

I just want to follow up the album title with ".......and mash." Like what you order in a British pub.

darby
410 days ago

For God's sake, if you take away the camera and microphone, she'll dry up and blow away.

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Christina
409 days ago

***MILEY, SERIOUSLY...only because your father Billy Ray was & is famous....dose not mean that you should very quickly & very easily jump in & become so popular already! I have listened to a couple of your songs and honestly you seem to roll off a little girl-type voice! But what I think is Extremely disgraceful & low life ignorant is you 'TRYING TO BE SO SEXY & KINKY....AS IF YOU EVEN HAVE A BUTT OR BODY AT ALL! LOL' thank you for the laugh Miley! Ha Ha ***

Online Jewelry Warehouse
406 days ago

Bangerz? What, like sausages?

Casestudy
405 days ago

Makes sense.
She clearly has an extremely impressive set of bangerz her own-bad-self!

Queendelle Slopsa
404 days ago

oooo no

D
403 days ago

Who knows what Mileys been through to judge her?
I love Miley's fun and rebellious attitude! She'll learn who she is in time!
She's grown, so let her live her life! She's not commenting on all your post telling you how to live!!
So what!! I mean the album name is a little ridiculous, but at the end of the day - she makes more money then you.
So no matter how stupid you think she is, she's doing something right...

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Mr Poop
402 days ago

Im assuming its a homage to her father banging her up the ass all those years.

Two thumbs up!!

Rokan
402 days ago

D is right. We should all be measured by how much money we make

Stecol
401 days ago

Bangers means sausages in the UK...Sausages will be the first thought of millions of people when they hear of Miley now!

Lol @ Lames
400 days ago

Her title is not as hilarious as the people watching her TALKING about nothing, while she -on the other hand- is DOING what you WATCH and TALK about. Lol... On top of that, she doesn't even know you. How lame is it to watch and critique another persons life with no intentions of having a result come from your efforts. Lame little people (and I haven't seen or heard of Miley before this since my daughter used to watch the Disney channel)I'm not a fan of hers, but even more so, I'm not a fan of ridiculousness.

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