Kristen Stewart Really, Really Wants You to Think She's a Badass

8/12/2013 9:00 AM PDT, by Sarah Taylor
Here it is, guys, and by "here it is," I mean "No, I have no idea what we're looking at, either." Unless of course we're just going to go basic and say, "This is a photo of Kristen Stewart and her "Camp X-Ray" star, Lane Garrison, wearing obnoxious matching hats and that Lane's smirk is definitely more tongue-in-cheek (no pun intended) and playful than Kristen's death stare. 

... By the way, in "X-Ray," Kristen plays an American soldier (OHGODLOL) who's assigned to guard work in Guantanamo Bay (OHGODLOL!). Let's just let that sink in for a few minutes, OK? Then regroup, take a look at the picture, and LOL all over again. ... You're welcome.

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1018 days ago

No way shape or form will she pull that role off, not that great@acting! !!

Observer_The Lovely
1018 days ago

Female Guard work at Guantanamo....??? long as she keeps a supply of menstrual blood......they won't touch her.....

1018 days ago

Finally embracing her inner Dike. Finally...

1018 days ago

The guy on the right needs to workout more.

1018 days ago

classic skank.

1018 days ago

I guess when you put it that way, she does come off as ridiculous but hasn't she always as well as all her friends and that M-O SoCal area... I'm pretending to be hardcore but really i'm a rich kid who can only copy but its all fake. Funny and sad actually. Yea, this movie seems to be a waste of time and a firedrill in her needing work. Storyline I hear is not thoroughly researched and above her acting pay grade and skill level. Moving on.

1018 days ago

Wait....what?! Hilarious. I can only imagine how it went during casting:

"Okay, so Jolie is doing Disney, Bullock is super busy, and even J.Lo AND Mariah said no..."

"How about Kristin Stewart?"


1017 days ago

I can't stand this chick!

1017 days ago

looking more like a dude everyday !

1017 days ago

Why can't she pull off this role ? She pulled off Joan Jett who is an actual person. This is completely absurd. Anyone who has worked in the movie industry for so long can pull off a fictional role.

Former Fan
1017 days ago

The older she gets the more immature she acts not to mention her declining moral values. I'm so glad Robert Pattinson distanced himself from her. I imagine it's been difficult for him because he probably really loved her, but surely he realizes it's for the best.

1017 days ago

A soldier at Gitmo? This may be her most believable role yet.

No disrespect to any women in the service, but because of the job, the women must look "functional" and glamour just isn't priority one. So when you take this limp noodle-looking, boring as f***, bad-hair-having, incredibly ugly Kristen Stewart and stuff her in a costume where she is supposed to look like someone who hasn't had access to makeup, shampoo, or sleep for weeks, it's a win-win.

1017 days ago