You're Going to Die, But Gwyneth Paltrow Kind of Looks Great These Days
You know what's probably the most difficult thing in the world? Talking about Gwyneth Paltrow for any length of time without wanting to insult her. Like if you just look at this photo real quick of Gwyneth doing a little book signing, then you can say "Oh, she looks beautiful, really refreshed and happy, and the lack of makeup is really doing wonders for her whole look." And then you can be done, and don't you feel good about yourself?
It's just that when you keep going, when you start to notice that silly ol' Gwyneth didn't even wear a bra, and then you remember that time that Gwyneth said she'd rather die than let her kids eat Cup-a-Soup, and then you remember that other time that Gwyneth said that she'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a can, and GOD, Gwyneth, why do you have to be such an obnoxious piece of work?
See, it's just really difficult, that's all.
... She does look pretty amazing, though, right? Man.