Not Even Richard Simmons is Sure What Richard Simmons is Doing Here

8/14/2013 1:00 PM PDT, by
Since everybody's basically entirely unsure about what Richard Simmons is doing in this photo, maybe we should just go ahead and make up our own story as to why he's air-humping foliage, why he borrowed the best of Britney Spears' wigs, and why he's dressed up like a Santa Claus elf who takes his job way too seriously. 

... No, really, go 'head. Dying to know what you come up with.
Filed Under:  Photos , Richard Simmons

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464 days ago

Tan Mom looks good here...I'd Hit it!!!


464 days ago

It's not Richard Simmons; it's his twin sister Rachael Simmons, and she is looking for a way to get to the other side.

Tuco The Ugly
464 days ago

Dios Mio!
Ees that Leetle Ted Riding Hood?
Juat hare they doing to Rachael Simmons?

Mr Poop
464 days ago

Jesus Christ!!

Observer_The Lovely
464 days ago

That is one lucky wolf......

464 days ago

Tai Chi?

Love him. When my mother was diagnosed with hypertension and diabetes, she exercised to his video tapes. Say what you want but the guy has helped a lot of people.

464 days ago

So, the photog didn't ask, "Richard.....what the heck are you doing?"?

Richard is not known for being withdrawn!

464 days ago

Hate all you want, I love Richard Simmons. He's fabulous, cheerful, and upbeat. There's probably a great explanation for the photo above, but I don't care what it is. He has used his "celebrity" status to help a ton of people (no pun intended)